Should I buy this bad ass wolf shirt?

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http://www.themountain.me/mountain/

If your going to buy a wolf shirt, buy the mountain thats were i get mine from its the most legit brand... grab the three wolf moon shirt, bought it and slayed 3 girls the day i ordered it. mind you i just ordered it! I didn't even have it yet! I then recivied the shirt and walked out side... needless to say it got very dangerous from all of the women throwing them selves at me, it is now in my closet and is only brought out in situation when i am with a single women. I warn you only ware this in public if you are morbidly obese, or are extremely ugly. But buy it you will be very impressed.

Dec 26 2009 11:37PM

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Leveroni

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that unicorn shirt is ill.

If only i could get that in tall t that shit...

Dec 26 2009 11:41PM

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teleak

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as long as you wear it for wolf shirt wednesday

Dec 27 2009 12:50AM

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SKIU4EA

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When my girl comes around after being perplexed and intrigued by my purchase, i will tell her, "Baby girl I'm glad you like it cause i bought 1 for you too, for Christmas." Once the look of pure astonishment fades from her face, she'll beg me to fuck her Geek style on my bunkbed shooting my cybersperm all over her whil she tugs at my wolf shirt.

no, but seriously, I like wolf shirts

Dec 27 2009 5:41PM

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spliff.Life

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holy shit!

Dec 27 2009 7:18PM

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DrZoidberg

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I went to get rubber floor mats for my car today and they had wolf seat covers. I immediately thought of newschoolers, I bet somebody on here owns some. Something like this:

I didn't buy any.

Dec 27 2009 7:26PM

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epoxiedtip

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this

Dec 27 2009 7:29PM

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McCloud

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Unless you already got a wolf shirt... because you didnt buy those seat covers you will not be getting laid this year...

Dec 28 2009 2:30AM

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BEARS.

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bumpage for claimage.

Jan 2 2010 10:06PM

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butteredjohnson

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this one brought tears to my eyes.

Jan 2 2010 10:18PM

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andersteeze

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this is one of my 5

Jan 2 2010 10:33PM

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sammiedee

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[IMG]http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/7/8/12/new-bad-ass-t-shirt-three-hippopoticorn-moon-32063-1247069144-63.jpg[/IMG]

Jan 2 2010 10:50PM

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JahJahBinks

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS EPIC

Jan 2 2010 11:57PM

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jca

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nice prayer flags.

Jan 3 2010 12:12AM

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ChrisSkisChronic

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I got this for Christmas

'Merica, fuck yeah

Jan 3 2010 12:13AM

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pomme-de-terre

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on a somewhat kinda almost serious note/threadjack

is there anywhere you can buy a wolf shirt that fits like a tall-tee. all the ones i find/own always fit very very wide when i buy them in larger sizes, but not very tall, especially on me (6'2) it feels like im wearing a tent, and i feel like i could somehow get even MORE bitches if i could find a well-fitting, yet still tall wolf shirt.

Jan 3 2010 12:18AM

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+[wall.e]+

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I lol'd. For several minutes.

Jan 3 2010 12:53AM

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wall.e

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Pro

any convienence store in new hampshire....

Jan 3 2010 10:30AM

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tBatt

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win.

Jan 3 2010 2:43PM

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dmc12380

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this one gets you soo much pussy

Jan 3 2010 2:50PM

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steezeeepolizeee

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hahha that comments are awesome "This shirt cured my aids"

Jan 3 2010 3:48PM

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-ROY-

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i have a store that sells super fucking awesome animal shirts for 8 dolla..

Jan 3 2010 5:13PM

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knblhjgkfjxdzsg

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Fuck you for posting this. I was just about to lol

Jan 3 2010 6:36PM

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pomme-de-terre

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this is awesome if you read all of the comments, and then the last two.
the only claim the site disputes is the one about aids. fucking epic.

Jan 3 2010 6:38PM

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Steezius_Maximus

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get this one i have it and cant get chicks off me wwuuut

Jan 4 2010 12:47PM

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WikiWiki

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bartered for this for $1.50 in St Marteen this summer- its 3xl and i stretched it- photos with me skiing in it soon

Jan 4 2010 1:06PM

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jeremyo13

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my threads for many laughs

Jan 4 2010 10:45PM

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Steezius_Maximus

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hell yea

Jan 4 2010 10:52PM

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ShoulderSurfer

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bump

Mar 14 2010 1:10PM

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garrets

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Don't wait another second to buy that gem

Mar 14 2010 1:23PM

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grifftang

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my threads for all the links, gonna get that shark one

Mar 14 2010 1:34PM

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feddysteeze

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make sure u get it real tall

Mar 14 2010 1:48PM

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Dustin.

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I'll admit it, I'm a ladies man. And when you give this shirt to a ladies man it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja.

Mar 14 2010 2:00PM

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Relish_man

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haha good one andrew.

Mar 14 2010 2:14PM

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Yung_Gnarley

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yeah, i know

Mar 14 2010 2:19PM

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DaveM

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I think dragons should be the new wolf shirt. Way more awesome IMO.

Mar 14 2010 2:19PM

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POHTAYDO

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hell yes

Mar 14 2010 3:26PM

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schmooey.

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my girlfriend and i are about to get 2 of these bad boys..

http://www.animalteez.com/product_info.php?products_id=288

Black Dragon T-Shirt

Mar 14 2010 5:31PM

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feihlination

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dude, youre having a gf already.

Mar 14 2010 5:35PM

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dugger.

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this ones ilin

Mar 14 2010 6:19PM

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no_steeze

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do not buy that shirt. while it is enticing to see a wolf and a moon, the wolf is actually a coward. as opposed to showing majestic prowess the wolf sinks to the level of demonstrating his capacity for inflicting fear and intimidation. this represents a wolf who has not yet matured into realizing that he is one with the earth and his wolf brethren and therefore deemed unfit for a t-shirt. if he was howling at the moon and calling it to send him and his family light and beauty, it would be worth documenting, but snarling at the blood of a fresh kill demonstrates a wolf who is still learning the ways of wolfdom. i am not impressed

Mar 14 2010 6:26PM

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