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I just found something horrible in out barn...........

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SkeechyD
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So we have been living at this house for 16 years

and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.

both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.

I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.

at the moment im horrified.

idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too


i just had the urge to tell someone
Dec 2 2009 12:50AM
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spliff.Life
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Dec 3 2009 10:56PM
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family_vacation
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2009 10:56PM
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Goku
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lol
Dec 3 2009 10:57PM
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pounds.
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baahahahahaha i seriously thought you were lying
Dec 3 2009 10:57PM
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VCharette
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God i tought that thread would fail but I was wrong succesful thread sir!
Dec 3 2009 10:58PM
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Goku
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wait i totally just realized that you touched something that your mom used to bate with...EWWWW
Dec 3 2009 10:59PM
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jamers
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baahahahahhahahahha
pic made this thread amazing
Dec 3 2009 10:59PM
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wnab21
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wow
Dec 3 2009 11:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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That is one big veiny fucker.
Dec 3 2009 11:03PM
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Pmoore
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pure gold. when someone bumps this in a year i am going to laugh. epic
Dec 3 2009 11:05PM
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kstanz
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hahhahhhahaaha
Dec 3 2009 11:05PM
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PaleCelery
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Please tell me thats made out of wood
Dec 3 2009 11:07PM
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k-rob
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haha
ahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
Dec 3 2009 11:07PM
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superpoluha
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this made my day
thank you
Dec 3 2009 11:07PM
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Hufflepuff
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2009 11:08PM
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PaleCelery
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I hope your mom is looking through your camera one day and sees the picture of her dildo.
Dec 3 2009 11:11PM
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ZavierV
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA that is one DIRTY WEINER. HAHAHAHA
Dec 3 2009 11:13PM
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Peter.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
Dec 3 2009 11:17PM
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-fungus-
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pics or it didn't happen chief.
Dec 3 2009 11:19PM
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vincepru
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that thing is fucking dirty looking. lmao. leave it on your doorstep and play ding dong ditch one day. then laugh at your moms reaction when she finds her dildo standing up on the step with a note saying "didnt you miss me?"
Dec 3 2009 11:20PM
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SkeechyD
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look up
Dec 3 2009 11:20PM
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B-runge
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dec 3 2009 11:21PM
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triebby
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Bahahahaha, this is bound to become a legendary NS thread if it isn't already. I foresee it being bumped for years to come.
Dec 3 2009 11:22PM
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MACAQUE
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 3 2009 11:24PM
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c.hale
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hahahhahah this thread just like quadroupled in win

Dec 3 2009 11:24PM
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IceCreamer
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win
Dec 3 2009 11:26PM
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TPatel
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bahahahahahaha this thread just got so much better. one of the greatest on ns for sure.
Dec 3 2009 11:28PM
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Turner.
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now is when you start asking what the fuck it was doing in the barn...
Dec 3 2009 11:29PM
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schubie
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omg lol the truth^
Dec 3 2009 11:31PM
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.AR6rider
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hahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahaha you must be so traumatized
Dec 3 2009 11:32PM
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PeeDuBzz
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holy fuck that is one vainy triumphant bastard id be so messed up if i found it prob would kill someone

that shit probably bangs her like a hammer
Dec 3 2009 11:39PM
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Legion
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damn that thing has some serious wear... someone got busy in the barn
Dec 3 2009 11:40PM
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GreekAR6
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Now that there's pictures, there's no doubt in my mind that this^ is what you have to do.  Or the one involving swinging the dildo into cars (so long as there's video).  This thread is going places, you can tell already.
Dec 4 2009 12:23AM
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Balto
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you sir just won at life
Dec 4 2009 12:29AM
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WikiWiki
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha- that is soo fucking epic- ahaha i am dying laughing right now everytime I see the picture I imagine ur mom finding it in the sink haha
Dec 4 2009 12:29AM
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swan3609
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just think our buddy got slapped across the face with that thing.. haha  thats so nasty..

 so Demerti whats the plan for that thing?

Dec 4 2009 12:29AM
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SkeechyD
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hahah yah joe.......poor joe.


we are going to put it in tandans baby grand piano :)

then swing it from trees into cars

then put it in your girlfriends backpack
Dec 4 2009 12:31AM
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steezemeister
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ahahahahahahaha so epic

that is one dirty fucking dildo
Dec 4 2009 12:34AM
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swan3609
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yea that thing is like almost as tall as joe is.. but that would all be super funny.. especially when my girlfriend goes apeshit and turns into the 4 and a half foot tall of furry and beats the shit out of you.. haha
Dec 4 2009 1:10AM
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t_wells
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this thread is filled with awsomeness
Dec 4 2009 1:16AM
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.SimonB.
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i just puked a little in my mouth, that think is diiiiiirrrrrty
Dec 4 2009 1:18AM
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ECfreeski3
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why would they make a dildo with so many veins? do girls like veiny dicks more?
Dec 4 2009 1:23AM
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kris.....
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^ well sir you have just taken this thread to a new level........................................

Dec 4 2009 1:39AM
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darrel
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hahha.
Dec 4 2009 1:56AM
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derbski
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You could always do what my friend did. Continually try to convince yourself that it was a gag present at some party. But you will know the truth, that thing was up and inside of your mother in all of its veiny triumphant-ness.
Dec 4 2009 2:02AM
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1337
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look at the worn out veins way down the shaft, she was working that thang hard and deep, holy shit
Dec 4 2009 2:08AM
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PaleCelery
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did you touch it?
Dec 4 2009 2:51AM
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CypressGrove
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with his insides
Dec 4 2009 2:52AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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If it smells like shit, it's your dad's.
Dec 4 2009 10:09AM
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prontocuts.com
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lol at seeing this thread at school
Dec 4 2009 10:32AM
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