Yesterday I was dumb enough to take a bet to see how much money I couldswallow. If I could force down over $50 then my mates would tripleanything I put down me but if I couldn't swallow over $50 then I'd haveto pay the three of them the amount I swallowed.
Anyway, thismorning I woke up feeling really ill. I told my mum what happened and(after calling me several names) she told me I had probably caught ashitload of different bugs from all the coins/notes given how oftenthey're passed round. She was probably right cos about ten minuteslater I was spewing from both ends. Honestly, I'd have my head in theloo then have to quickly spin around and park it or I'd probably havecrapped all over the floor.
After about an hour in the bathroom,I looked down to see how much had come out of me and there, within thepool of crap, were glinting coins and the occasional bit of a banknote. Shit was so cash.
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