lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
there is only one solution. mindlessly mash your keyboard for the next five minutes, and turn the random jibberish into another post called death of the spider. then pull off each key and tell us under which one he met his fate.
My thoughts are with you during this difficult battle.
Steevner: "How is a cow not a vegetable?"
Quoting I_Am_God: "I only believe in snow, all the rest in my life is irrelevant."
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"People like you need to be rounded up and exterminated." Marshall.