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Man marries video game...

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quixotic
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Wow... the world is becoming a sad, sad place.

Nov 24 2009 10:17PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
This is ridiculous.
Nov 24 2009 10:28PM
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hellomynameisjef
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at first i was like haha what

but then i saw it was an asian

and then i lost
Nov 24 2009 10:31PM
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Pawelko
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and even after his wedding day he was still a virgin.
Nov 24 2009 10:31PM
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Travapple.
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jesus christ.
Nov 24 2009 11:36PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i thought this wasnt legal?
even in japan?


Nov 25 2009 12:44AM
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Zump.
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yeah an asian would too haha
Nov 25 2009 12:45AM
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B-runge
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haha
Nov 25 2009 12:47AM
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PeterWojnar
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OMGWTFBBQ howdoyoudothat.
Nov 25 2009 12:49AM
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lineskier10
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that dude was exactly what i pictured when i thought about what kind of dude would marry a video game
Nov 25 2009 12:54AM
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Zump.
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why would anyone do that anyways? talk about bad sex...
Nov 25 2009 10:15AM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
WHAT IF YOUR BATTERIES DIE?!?!

and it would be kinda cool because she d do whatever you want and when shes getting pissy you wouldnt even have to smack her around you would just have to turn that shit the fuck off
Nov 25 2009 10:38AM
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Big5hifty
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Nov 25 2009 10:40AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
Me too. How fucking pathetic.
Nov 25 2009 11:18AM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
wow....really?
Nov 25 2009 11:21AM
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NS_back_stabber
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
yea really
Nov 25 2009 11:24AM
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Chickendodo
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That's what you think....
Nov 25 2009 11:31AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
his version of having sex is beating onto the Nintendo or what? I am confused.
Nov 25 2009 11:34AM
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dubaiski
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whats the point of getting married if it wont do your dishes, lol
Nov 25 2009 11:37AM
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I_Am_Mod
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so sad, and so boring...
Nov 25 2009 11:41AM
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.frenchy
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haha
Nov 25 2009 11:42AM
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timmi
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do they still make rumble packs?
Nov 25 2009 11:54AM
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Shlogan
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i hope shes fiiiiine.
Nov 25 2009 12:03PM
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Zump.
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LMAO HAHAHAHA
Nov 25 2009 12:35PM
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theblackrod
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Nov 25 2009 12:53PM
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Been.stick
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i luled
Nov 25 2009 1:24PM
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[Dawn
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you know whats up.
Nov 25 2009 1:27PM
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Elden-JR
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r u serious were is the world going next people are going to think they can have babies with made up things
Nov 25 2009 1:45PM
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klingisking
Posts: 802 - Karma: 925
uh... What?
Nov 25 2009 4:37PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
didnt some dude marry an NES back in the 90s? i remember something about that.
Nov 25 2009 5:21PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
k true

i dont see how that is legal or possible
hes gonna be really lonely
Nov 25 2009 5:22PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
at least he had a fly suit.. thats about the only good thing i that i gathered from his situation
Nov 25 2009 5:23PM
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ROBOT
Posts: 453 - Karma: 219
what if his gameboy breaks??
Nov 25 2009 5:38PM
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The_Cube
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how do they get jiggy?
Nov 25 2009 5:47PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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and will forever be...
Nov 25 2009 5:47PM
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RJ_Res
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DS's fold in half, he just folds it around his dick and goes nuts.
Nov 25 2009 6:20PM
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buddychaps
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i wonder how he proposed...
Nov 25 2009 6:44PM
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jamodeo
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its gunna be funny when he cheats on him
Nov 25 2009 6:50PM
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twin-tip-hero
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Nov 25 2009 6:58PM
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yellav
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oh cool you guys found the story about me and my wife?
Nov 25 2009 7:11PM
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PaleCelery
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10/10
Nov 25 2009 7:25PM
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superpoluha
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beat(my meat) me to it
Nov 25 2009 7:30PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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thats sick how they talk to eachother while watching the movie id watch a live feed event with that for sure
Nov 25 2009 7:56PM
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