For real. Seriously, I get a big mac and it looks like its crafted by the hands of god. Yet, I get a double cheeseburger from Wendy's and it tastes like shit, and like it was assembled by a mentally challenged 4 year old.
"womens events are dumb. all it is is watching women do shit not as well as men." -domoPOMYKATO
" For his 13th birthday, god gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some Child Porn."
"I'm thinking about getting some full tilt hot dogger boots to go with my red hestra gloves" -snorlax_owns
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer