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Five Dollars - From my paypal to yours

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Tbrody
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Do you want five dollars?







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Prove to me you deserve it the most. Maybe it's through story, song, video, emotion, or by doing something crazy. Whatever. You do it, I choose.


When this thread gets 5,000 views or when it is December 1st, I will choose a winner.


May the best entry win.

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Nov 21 2009 11:16PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

you should give it to mr. panda to put towards getting a life

Nov 21 2009 11:18PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
Ba-ZING
Nov 21 2009 11:19PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahahahaha!!!!!
Nov 21 2009 11:19PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Taylor Brody let me buy a Yowie for like 10 bucks. He's the coolest most legitimate person ever. For this, I deserve 5 dollars. I am also going to try and read War and Peace by tomorrow night. I'm on page 745 after reading for the entire day.
Nov 21 2009 11:20PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
I will personally punch myself in the eye and give myself a black eye if you give me 5 dollars. i will take a video and post a pic of the aftermath.
Nov 21 2009 11:23PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
I want 5 dollars. this is why you should give it to me.
Nov 21 2009 11:23PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
why are you doing this?

give it to me because i say so
Nov 21 2009 11:23PM
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sktrkdo7
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 182
co sign
Nov 21 2009 11:25PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
one time I was in college and me and this really cool kid Taylor Brody and some other friends drove to colorado to ski. We got 2 free keystone passes and one free breck pass thanks to that Taylor Brody kid. It was lots of fun and we competed in a competition. None of us won, but what really counts is that we had fun.
Nov 21 2009 11:28PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
My truck just failed inspection and needs $321.78 worth of parts and estimated labor to make it "legal"

btw- its a 2005 dakota aka not a piece of shit.
Nov 21 2009 11:33PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
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Nov 21 2009 11:36PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I just gave a man who lost his wallet 8 dollars so he could get on the ferry to go home. It would be like you gave a man 5 dollars to get home from vancouver. It is also very windy and rainy and my car is shaking from the wind.
Nov 21 2009 11:49PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
What are you talking about?  He's purchasing entertainment by making people do stuff for five dollars.  Who are you to tell him his entertainment purchase isn't worth it.

I definitely admire that you would like to help a charity, but I'm sure you spend plenty of your money on entertainment, so stop preaching.
Nov 22 2009 12:00AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
yeah, I bet you live in the woods and produce all of your necessities on your own like the computer you posted on using your free Internet of course. but hey, you hardly spend any money right?

don't give the money to that kid, he doesn't use money anyways.
Nov 22 2009 12:19AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
donate it to NS! and they'll give you a cool green money sign by your name.
Nov 22 2009 12:21AM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
i got two kids to download your album.
Nov 22 2009 12:27AM
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James.
Posts: 55 - Karma: 24
Baaammmmmmmmm
Nov 22 2009 12:28AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Well, I won't be entering this contest.
Nov 22 2009 12:28AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
why is it not "legal" at the moment?
Nov 22 2009 12:29AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
give it to me. im just 5 dollars short of having 5 dollars
Nov 22 2009 12:30AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
haha malcom

you should paypal me 5 dollars because i dont have paypal
Nov 22 2009 12:35AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
im guessing either it wasnt insured for a while or it comes from another state/province
Nov 22 2009 12:46AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
five dollars? what is this, preschool?
Nov 22 2009 12:53AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
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to pay for mah stickies

Nov 22 2009 12:58AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
what thefuck,why did dawn get a green name, kids lame
Nov 22 2009 1:13AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
orange name?
Nov 22 2009 1:26AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
get this kid a haircut with $5
Nov 22 2009 1:33AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
Hahaha win. 
Nov 22 2009 9:51AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
please, tell me what you see here:

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Nov 22 2009 10:02AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Hahahaha, give it to me, I have to babysit my sis the whoooole weekend with no pay. No parties, not going to my friends house. I sitting here learning to crochet. No fuck it give it to alpine initiatives
Nov 22 2009 10:10AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
I deserve the 5 dollars because I broke both of my ankles on chads gap.
Nov 22 2009 10:13AM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 344
give  it to me because im colorblind and cant read this
Nov 22 2009 11:38AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
im gonna keep it short...

i deserve the 5 dollars because i sold a kid on NS a poster for 3 dollars via paypal. i cant buy ANYTHING (well, anything worthwhile) for 3 dollars, but i could get something sweet for 8 skrilla.
Nov 22 2009 11:45AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
ok, i just woke up, i have breakfast with my grandparents and family in twenty minutes and i just got ripped, and i just discovered its snowing, i think its going to be a great day, you have a great day too!

Nov 22 2009 11:51AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I'm digging the give it to... alpine initiatives or standstrongagain.org
Nov 22 2009 11:55AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
need it to finance my cow tipping ventures.
Nov 22 2009 12:32PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i like skrilla
Nov 22 2009 12:34PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
he never said bribery wasnt allowed. so , your 5 dollars and ill give you 50 diecut stickers.
Nov 22 2009 12:47PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
ok i got really bombed and lost my debit card last night I have no money for laundry or drinking or anything i am on a meal plan so food is ok but the only way i can get another card is like an hour bus ride that i cant afford so your five dollars would contribute alot to my personal hygene
Nov 22 2009 12:50PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
i bet you $5 this thread doesnt reach 5,000 views
Nov 22 2009 1:15PM
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Jib-Ninja
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yah i agree, i just refreshed the paig about 100 times to get the count up...and it took so long i just said fuck it.
Nov 22 2009 2:37PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60

damn it /facepalm.

hahahaha not color blind, more of color dyslexics, i always say green and orange when i mean the other

Nov 22 2009 3:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i'm from belgium ... gimme money !

+ the european president is belgian !!
Nov 22 2009 3:31PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
actually send it to jon hes the one who needs a haircut.
Nov 22 2009 3:36PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
cause im sure he cant pay for it himself...
Nov 22 2009 3:38PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
itd be funny though
Nov 22 2009 3:41PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
NEW


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Nov 22 2009 3:45PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
i can use that 5 dollars to buy a 5 dollar scratch ticket and then i will win 5,000 and give you half...im a lucky bastard so the odds are in your favor with me on your side

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Nov 22 2009 3:47PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
my sway bar link is MIA and my tie rod end is about one more full speed pot hole from breaking off. The sway bar isnt a big deal but if the tir rod end breaks you loose steering, The dealership isnt suppose to let it leave untill that is fixed but seeing I know the tech that looked at it he never told his boss.
Nov 22 2009 3:55PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
i do not want to get 5 dollars im against money
Nov 22 2009 5:59PM
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