wait what the fuck? shes cancelling the Oprah show? you dont just nonchalantly drop info like that you prick!
"Internalize your anger and bottle it up inside and let it slowly seep into your personal life as you self-sabotage all your attempts to be successful and well-adjusted in the marketplace until, years later, you end up beating your wife within an inch of her life in front of the kids at Thanksgiving."
About fucking time. Her new age weight loss shit and other crap is so fucking stupid. Plus she is always in the news for some sort of stupid shit.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
Oprah's an annoying turd. I have never seen her show and thought it interesting. Everytime I see any news about her, it seems to make me think she's a dumb fat bitch with an inferiority complex, who's always striving for attention. There's nothing she won't do to get in the news... Oprah sex tape? I wouldn't put it past her. She sucks.
I'm glad she's cancelling her show, one less source of annoyance for me to ignore. Though if she gets her own channel... that'd be like 24 hours a day of programming I would have to ignore. So much more work!
What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run. [ski-plastic]
I said I got the flu from eating tacos at lunch. [onlyskierndak...]
dumont is so hood right now. Nothing says hood like being bankrupt [C-Burg]
Uhhh Oprah is cancelling her show because she is starting her own network. She's still going to have a talkshow, just on her own network.
me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
how the fuck is it so much more work to have to ignore a channel. All of the shit you just said besides the shit about oprah herself makes you as stupid as you make her out to be. Dont get it twisted, im no oprah fan, but seriously, if you dont want to watch her show dont watch it. I dont and for the past 18 years it hasnt affected my life once.