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No parents for the next 5 days! What to do?

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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
Here is the deal, my parents are leaving on a trip for the next 5 days and no one but me will be home. Give me some ideas of shit i should do. Anyone could think of throwing a party and walking around naked, so be original. I was thinking something along the lines of setting up a summer set-up in my house.
Nov 17 2009 11:21PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
dont throw a party then when you parents get home act all shifty and make them think you threw a party and see if you can get grounded.
Nov 18 2009 12:44AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
party the shit out of your house, yea shit will get broken, but it will be worth it if your still in highschool.
Nov 18 2009 12:51AM
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HeartBeatFaster
Posts: 723 - Karma: 26
Well that went well... at least he is famous now


Nov 18 2009 12:52AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Hahahaha, I can totally picture someone on shrooms wearing ski boots shooting a blow gun at squirls.
Nov 18 2009 12:52AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
yea and unicorns popping out and shit.
no that shit doesnt happen. i dont think anyone would want to shoot anything while on mushrooms.
Nov 18 2009 1:01AM
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ANTELOPE
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Spend five days pretending your Tom Cruise.

Nov 18 2009 2:13AM
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conman2800
Posts: 609 - Karma: -2
hahahahaha BEST reply in MONTHS!
Nov 18 2009 2:26AM
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sammeb
Posts: 153 - Karma: 32
ski drop in off ur roof>? and party? waterslide off ur roof?
Nov 18 2009 8:21AM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43

PARTY for 5 days dude. no joke your house will be destroied but its so worth it. you can probly get laidd like atleast 10times

Nov 18 2009 8:25AM
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
wake up, drink and smoke your face off all day, errrrrday
Nov 18 2009 8:34AM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
take a dump in a urinal at ur house, providing you have one
Nov 18 2009 8:39AM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
rail jam in backyard
forts in the entire house
have fun?
Nov 18 2009 9:09AM
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robtheslobonacob
Posts: 471 - Karma: 17
SKIP SCHOOL!
Nov 18 2009 11:09AM
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xXDr4G0N5lY3RXx
Posts: 74 - Karma: 16
i do that all the time , lol.
Nov 18 2009 12:49PM
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xXDr4G0N5lY3RXx
Posts: 74 - Karma: 16
Rail jam in the backyard
Nov 18 2009 12:57PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
you should just sex on some nice ladies
Nov 18 2009 1:02PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
120 parties?!?!
Nov 18 2009 1:05PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
i agree with keeping it chill.  i used to just have 15-20 good friends up.  bonfire in the backyard, pong in the garage, summer setup in the yard if we were up for it.  i didnt really care about people coming in and out of the house since i trust them all.  all i have to do in the morning is throw cans in the recycle and vacuum at the end of the week.  
Nov 18 2009 1:08PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
move all the furniture around !!!
Nov 18 2009 1:33PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
holy christ youre a genius
Nov 18 2009 1:50PM
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wiscorider
Posts: 308 - Karma: 32
for sure have a three some with 2 girls. one night just have sex alll night, haha and then the nxt day have the bigs rave party ever and have a pong tourny ha,
Nov 18 2009 1:56PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,229
correcting yourself... witty
Nov 18 2009 1:56PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
hahahahah
Nov 18 2009 2:05PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
throw a different theme party every day

1. toga
2. pimps and hos
3. classy (polos and summer dresses)
4. rave
5. ABC (anything but clothes)

Nov 18 2009 2:05PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Don't make your bead, you can be thug like that
Nov 18 2009 2:07PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
ya im quite fond of those little get togethers. anywhere between like 6-12 people. chill little sesh. thats what i like
Nov 18 2009 2:12PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

hotbox the entire fucking house.

Nov 18 2009 2:13PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
yes i get the house to myself every Tuesday its soo good
Nov 18 2009 2:16PM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
build a skate park in your house then have your friends over. like in viva la bam but a lot less gay
Nov 18 2009 2:22PM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
paint your parents bedroom a different, really ugly color
Nov 18 2009 2:32PM
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Pinguu
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Nov 18 2009 2:37PM
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Grove_Street
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dont post anymore, leave it at 999 posts!!!

Nov 18 2009 2:39PM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
through a block party outside with your whole school, have kegs of rootbeer, get the cops called when they show up everyone blows a zero, it would be such a waste of resources
Nov 18 2009 2:41PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Lawl. Math humor.
Nov 18 2009 3:10PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
is that even a serious question

have a 5 day rave party.
Nov 18 2009 3:21PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
chronic masturbation.
Nov 18 2009 3:27PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
get a hookah and smoke for 5 days
Nov 18 2009 3:30PM
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Dinosaur
Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
talking to yourself?
Nov 18 2009 4:25PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
pee in the bath!!!
Nov 18 2009 4:52PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Hahaha, gold.

Also, if interesting things go down, post pics / vids.
Nov 18 2009 4:59PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
yes call corey worthington or it wont be done right
Nov 18 2009 5:22PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
do jenkem
Nov 18 2009 6:26PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
parents just left 5 mins ago and i am typing this in the nude!


its kinda drafty
Nov 18 2009 6:48PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Masturbate. Furiously.
Nov 18 2009 7:03PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
its fucking fall, you cant do a summer set-up!!
Nov 18 2009 7:06PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
akward. dude wait till you go to college and you have a roommate thats never home
Nov 18 2009 7:22PM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22

If your parents aren't strict at all, then do whatever the fuck you want, but honestly, if your parents aren't that strict, you probably already do...

If your parents ARE strict and will be fucking livid if they find out you had a party... throw one or 2 the first couple of nights. Make sure to dedicate the fourth day to cleaning, and the 5th you'll still be coming over shit you missed while cleaning the first time. Trust me. Random shit like bottle caps in couch cushions, and condoms behind / under things on bathroom counters. 2 days is absolutely required to erase any trace of a party by yourself.

Nov 18 2009 7:45PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
Use some drywall and drywall your parents room shut, so that is just a wall.
Nov 18 2009 7:48PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
hahaha nice
Nov 18 2009 7:51PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
Dude if I was in your position I would throw a hugeeee party. Just a fuckin blowout. Nobodies going to steal anything unless your friends are scumbags. A good 40 person party would be sick..and invite no sketchy people. Get a large amount of marijuana and alcohol and let the night unfold.

Days 2,3,4,5: repeat.
Nov 18 2009 7:54PM
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