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My cat ate a spider

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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
I found a huge ass spider in my room so I showed it to my cat and it kicked its ass for a while then ate it. I thought this was worthy of a post.
Nov 17 2009 10:51PM
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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
also if yiu have any spiders pm me, i'll send my cat over
Nov 17 2009 10:52PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Let the flaming begin!
Nov 17 2009 10:52PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
My rabbit ate a spider
Nov 17 2009 10:53PM
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cfox
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lolz kitteeeh.
Nov 17 2009 10:53PM
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P.opsicle
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See the problem with your statement is that you thought.

Nov 17 2009 10:54PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130

cool beans

Nov 17 2009 10:56PM
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Elden-JR
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dud that is frickin sweet, I have a hard time to get my cat to catch mice and eat them.  Now if I had your cat i so would start a extermintator company.  People would pay to watch your cat kill and eat a spider.

Nov 17 2009 10:57PM
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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
dude just send me a sase with like 2 bucks in it and I'll send over my cat.
Nov 17 2009 10:58PM
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Elden-JR
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yah im short of money as it is right now, but i might try it in the future.

Nov 17 2009 10:59PM
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SteezyOhio
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haha i do this with my dog all the time, its entertaining as shit, cause she like fights it till she squishes it with her nose. i have a chocolate lab btw
Nov 17 2009 11:01PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
dude I would be ecstatic to watch a cat fuck up a spider and then eat it
next time you see a spider , get your cat and start recording, then come back and post it here!!
It will defs make my day
Nov 17 2009 11:02PM
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Slinger1x1
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i kill the spiders
my cat kills squirrels and birds and plays with mice and chipmunks. i literally once found him outside with something hanging out of his mouth. he then opened up and a baby chipmunk fell out of his mouth, and he started smacking it around.

the best is when we come home and hes devouring a squirrel next to the stairs to our house, and then the next morning my dad has to go throw the tail in the woods
Nov 17 2009 11:03PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

My spider just ate a cat.

 Pm me if you have any cats you need to get rid of.

Nov 17 2009 11:04PM
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Elden-JR
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Is your spider from the movie the Eight Legged Freaks
Nov 17 2009 11:05PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
My cat eats spiders all the time. He mostly just plays with them though.

My dog ate a mouse once. That was impressive.
Nov 17 2009 11:05PM
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SKIU4EA
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Nov 17 2009 11:09PM
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Elden-JR
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He if seen that before on Americas Most Funiest Home Videos.  Man that doesnt get old
Nov 17 2009 11:11PM
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Slinger1x1
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Nov 17 2009 11:12PM
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Elden-JR
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
nice pic
Nov 17 2009 11:19PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6
when ever i find a spider itorture it in a glass candle thing i light it then when he grows weak put the lid on the smoke usally gets to him pretty bad i hate those muthafuckas
Nov 17 2009 11:22PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
got a choco to and she does the same thing, but then she tries to eat it, but spits it back out. then she eats it a again and spits it out. she repeats this process like 5 times.
Nov 17 2009 11:23PM
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Elden-JR
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Ive seen one of the funniest videos ever my friend showed me it.  Im sorry but I dont know were he got it.  In the video scientist put spiders on crack and they flip the f out.  One kills it self by throwing itself at the glass in its container.
Nov 17 2009 11:26PM
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Eli.D
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my dog ate 6 rabbits in a day once.
/claim?
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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Elijah.
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My spider ate a cat.
Nov 17 2009 11:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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my dog once ate a slug, then he barfed all over my room....
BAD DOG !
Nov 18 2009 12:30PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i think we swallow like an average of 3 spiders per year in our sleep, your cats got nothin on me.
Nov 18 2009 12:33PM
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lineskier10
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wtf?
Nov 18 2009 12:33PM
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no_steeze
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pretty sure you're gonna be a serial killer when you grow up
Nov 18 2009 12:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
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this is quite good as well!


Nov 18 2009 12:39PM
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JayDope
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Nov 18 2009 12:39PM
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Elden-JR
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wow thanks im not going to be a serial killer unless the world completly just messes up and theres a nuclear war.  Or if World War 3 happened and the whole world is under 1 country and they are a government that i dont like.
Nov 18 2009 2:52PM
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TOAST.
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NO the problem with the thread is that he skipped some steps.  The cat does not eat the spider. The bird eats the spider. Then the cat eats the bird. Then the dog eats the cat. The cow eats the dog.  Then the horse eats the cow.

GEEZE

Nov 18 2009 3:14PM
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statuswhitegirl
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i do this with my dog all the time, if theres a chipmunk in the garage or anything, or even flies at windows, shell eat anything
Nov 18 2009 3:18PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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there once was a cat that swallowed a spider will she die?
Nov 18 2009 3:19PM
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short_and_steezy
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Hahahahha that was great.
Nov 18 2009 3:21PM
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steezc-ross
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haha did it poop it out yet cuz, if it did he will survive
Nov 18 2009 3:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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this was fucking hilarious
Nov 18 2009 6:42PM
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jorb.co
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haha
Nov 18 2009 6:44PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Beat ya to it :P
Nov 18 2009 7:31PM
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jamodeo
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aww i love chocolate labs they so cute
no homo
Nov 18 2009 7:39PM
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neutralzombie
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my cats eat bees, my dogs too. haha
Nov 18 2009 7:40PM
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roaklee
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my spider ate a cat
Nov 18 2009 7:42PM
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jamers
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bitch i eat spiders in my sleep
Nov 18 2009 8:58PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Nov 18 2009 9:00PM
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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
not sure, let me go sift though the load she just dropped.
Nov 18 2009 9:07PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
You win.
Nov 18 2009 9:25PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

:D

Yippee!!!

Nov 19 2009 8:56AM
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Lemuel
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you also missed a step. The goat eats the dog and then the cow eats the goat.
Nov 19 2009 9:08AM
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Monique*
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hahha i ate a spider wen i was like 5 i think
Nov 19 2009 9:42AM
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ZM231
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haha
Nov 19 2009 10:25AM
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