Is there anything you can't put nutella on?

doublexl

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o my god i bet she does.

imma email jay-z and give him the idea.

Nov 17 2009 7:36PM

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m.brus

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french fries dipped in vinegar with a side of ceaser salad and gravy.

Nov 17 2009 7:40PM

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omIV

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however awful hat would taste alone, it would taste better with nutella.

Nov 17 2009 7:41PM

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stokedelic

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DEATH

Nov 17 2009 7:51PM

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-Alpha2-

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nutella would taste awful with toast, or anyother wheat product, except string beans of course

Nov 17 2009 7:51PM

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yourthemannowdog

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it might not taste great but it will make you pass out most likely

1. take .5-1 of dank and put it on a nutella cracker sandwich,
2. wrap it in tin foil make sure it is as air tight as possible,
3. preheat oven to 320 and
4. bake it for 22 minutes, take it out.
5. Do it once a day for a week.
6. Eat it without puking (tastes like shit!)

Effects
extreme confusion
be too high to function
Blinking and end up 6 hours in the future (MAGIC!)
and the WTF!? feeling

It takes anywhere from 30m to 3h to kick in.
You can be high from 5-14 hours
Be careful where you are, you might just fall asleep as soon as you sit down. So don't fall asleep in your computer chairs.

The best part is trying to remember what happened after you eat it.

Nov 17 2009 7:56PM

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doublexl

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firecrackers. i do this wit PB

Nov 17 2009 8:09PM

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doublexl

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that was 8G by the way

/postwhore

Nov 17 2009 8:09PM

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captaincrunch

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yeah i was gonna say. firecrackers are definately a pb thing. notsomuch nutella.

Nov 17 2009 8:12PM

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yourthemannowdog

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i find it works better with nutella, there isn't much oil in peanut butter unless you get the organic pb

Nov 17 2009 8:17PM

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Arabian.

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VEGEMITE.

Nov 17 2009 8:18PM

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captaincrunch

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didnt even think of that.

thanks.

Nov 17 2009 8:34PM

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you're pretty much making me think about all of the kinky shit you can do with nutella and whipped cream right now.

good job.

Nov 17 2009 8:35PM

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njwa88

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yeah dude I've made a few firecrackers with Organic Almond butter (yeah, the shit where you see the oil on top) and its fucking bomb bro

for firecrackers you need the stuff with the most nut oil in it, it works best

Nov 17 2009 9:15PM

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njwa88

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oh I got it! you cant put nutella on tuna

come on tell me you haven't tried that!!?

Nov 18 2009 12:25PM

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sconniestyle

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you can't put nutella on nutella

Nov 18 2009 1:02PM

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dex.

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yo dawg...

Nov 18 2009 1:16PM

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sconniestyle

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hahahaha well, unless the OP is x to the z i stand behind my statement!

Nov 18 2009 1:18PM

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daytripper67

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youre fucking high!!

Nov 18 2009 1:54PM

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schmooey.

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best thing ever? nutella + peanut butter + marshmallow fluff on a sandwich.

Nov 18 2009 6:01PM

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Scott29~

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You cant put nutella on nutella. Its a paradox~

Nov 18 2009 6:08PM

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omIV

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i concur.

Assuming:
Nutella = Nutella (Reflexive Property)

Therefore:
Nutella + Nutella = Nutella

Nutella cannot be put on Nutella, as the sum is just Nutella

PROOF'D.

Nov 18 2009 6:21PM

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Slinger1x1

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well this thread is ruined.....

Nov 18 2009 6:32PM

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Balto

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plutonium

Nov 18 2009 6:39PM

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omIV

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are you kidding, havent you seen the simpsons? put nutella and pb and fluff AND Plutonium together, and you'll get a crazy-ass hybrid that'll kick ass

Nov 18 2009 6:53PM

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Elijah.

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Nov 18 2009 7:11PM

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LMPJibbin

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i beg to differ....

Nov 18 2009 7:21PM

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Balto

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that plastic on plastic you idiot

Nov 18 2009 9:45PM

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captaincrunch

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pwnd

Nov 18 2009 10:47PM

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SpaceTiger

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my dick, nicknamed professor x, I wouldn't allow it

Nov 18 2009 10:51PM

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captaincrunch

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GTFO

Nov 18 2009 10:52PM

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SpaceTiger

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I understand your overwhelming anger at the fact that under no circumstance, would I allow you, "captaincrunch" to spread nutella all over professor x, I'm a man of my word and I'm sticking to it.

Nov 18 2009 10:55PM

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AdolfShitler

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i would say you shouldn't put nutella on... hydrochloric acid

Nov 18 2009 10:56PM

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artfullydodged

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nutella.

Nov 18 2009 11:05PM

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artfullydodged

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fuck this has already been disproved

hmmm.

tom wallisch's facial hair

Nov 18 2009 11:10PM

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jmason

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Hepatitis

Nov 18 2009 11:12PM

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PagesHouse

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I've found the answer! Theoretically it would taste good, because nutella DOES in fact go with everything, but logistically you CAN NOT put nutella on water! It just isn't possible! You could drop it into a glass of water, but that loses the spreading motion.

Nov 19 2009 2:59PM

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omIV

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ahh, but could you not FREEZE the water and then spread nutell on it?

Nov 19 2009 3:39PM

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PagesHouse

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Nov 19 2009 4:08PM

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Shewlur...

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mmm nutella.
just finished up a nutella sandwich. yum

Nov 19 2009 4:12PM

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canterbury

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insulation

Nov 19 2009 4:26PM

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Scott29~

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Looks like containers of nutella not just nutella. Away with ye~

Nov 19 2009 11:54PM

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Scott29~

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False. It is not nutella. It is a container of nutella. You are saying that the container and the nutella are one? Should this be true you still cannot put nutella on nutella because all containers with nutella collectively become nutella~

Nov 20 2009 2:29PM

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PatSul

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best idea ever

Nov 20 2009 2:46PM

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