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Someone keeps leaving logs in the bowl...

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Kevski
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So I just went to take a peaceful tinkle and I walk into my dorm bathroom and the toilet was fully loaded. Nearly gagging, I get out of there ASAP and go to the toilet across from me and what the fuck? It was shit-filled too. I obviously had to use one of them anyways, so I manned up and flushed that lazy person's job. Not as bad as I thought, it wasn't smelly. So I proceeded. Then for some reason the smell hit me like a hammer while in mid-stream. Why it kicked in then I don't know, but it wasn't a good time. That kinda rattled me.

The reason I bring this up is because it's not an isolated incident. I have had this happen close to a dozen times over the last couple months, though usually it's just a single ugly toilet, not two. How would someone not notice that their smelly poop wasn't flushed? Like is this a common thing? I think it might be the strange kid with the hair thing like Obi Wan had in episode 1... But in two different toilets? Some people are nasty.
Nov 16 2009 7:19PM
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SKIU4EA
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thank you for painting that wonderful picture
Nov 16 2009 7:21PM
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t-roy
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sounds like you got a poop terrorist on your hands. try to figure out who it is somehow, then get some poop revenge.
Nov 16 2009 7:21PM
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zylstra
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whats weird is when theres no tp
but theres logs
like what?
Nov 16 2009 7:24PM
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Elijah.
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Someone does that in our dorm and its fucking annoying.
That and not replacing the TP when its out. You can't just leave a man hanging like that.
Nov 16 2009 7:28PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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wait, then kill them
Nov 16 2009 7:40PM
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Peter.
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find out who they are. DNA test it, then poop in their bed
Nov 16 2009 7:40PM
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[Dawn
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thanks for the tip
Nov 16 2009 7:41PM
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skijunkiedtm
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sounds like a classic shit bandit.
Nov 16 2009 7:41PM
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J-Wallz
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ahahahhahahahahahahahha my rofl copter took off
Nov 16 2009 7:42PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i feel for ya, we got charged 76 times (at a dollar each) last year because of kids not flushing
Nov 16 2009 7:42PM
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sickskisman
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this sounds fair
Nov 16 2009 7:42PM
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SMH[-__-]
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was thinking the same thing
Nov 16 2009 7:58PM
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BEARS.
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one time i was so proud of my poop, i left it.

it was in a public bathroom though, so its all good.
Nov 16 2009 8:09PM
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yojimbo
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really? in all my experience with dorm restrooms it seems theres always one pristine stall thats left for shitting purposes.
Nov 16 2009 8:19PM
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looneygeorge
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All men do that once in their lifetime, its the closest we come to childbirth.


+k for awesomeness.
Nov 16 2009 8:34PM
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LMPJibbin
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its pretty normal in college deal with it. i dont know why you think we wanna hear about it
Nov 16 2009 8:46PM
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Kevski
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Well that's kinda what I was asking. I was asking if it was normal or not, and it seems like it is. So maybe it's not the strange star wars kid.

And "the closest we come to childbirth" hahahaha. Spot on.
Nov 17 2009 12:02AM
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Static
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haha
Nov 17 2009 12:04AM
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