"Who doesn't? If you open up 5 or 6 profiles up on different tabs in Firefox you can masturbate violently without ever having to wipe your hands off to type." - Smail referring to stalking Tom Wallisch on Facebook
-Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in
-Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that confuse you?