I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
actually rollerblading will help A LOT, my friend started skiing last year off of rollerblades and he didnt even have a noob stage
proof is when there was that video of chris haffey (pro rollerblader) after 2 days of skiing he was doing 9's and hitting all of the rails
hahaha i did that once. went flying full speed down this really steep, tight turn on a trail, caught an edge, and ended up tomahawking 50 feet through trees. i blamed it on my ski brakes catching (damn fks brakes after you bend them to fit the skis...)
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