1st jump : Don't get quite the speed to go off the lip, start to go backward, reverse plow to break, pole my way over the lip, pole my way over the knuckle.
2nd jump : Snow plow approching it. Put my skis parallels at the last moment to make it look more legit. Do a right turn, jump off the corner of the jump. SICK SHIT
3rd jump : Coming in a little too hot, catch an edge, face plant on the third jump's take off. Cry for a while then sell my skis. Never gonna do that stupid sport again
R.I.P. Saucer Boy
May your snowblades be with you wherever you are