Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

QUICK! i need tips

profile picture
BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
these girls just called me to go see them for a threesome...

how do i coordinate a threesome???
Nov 7 2009 11:56PM
0 0
profile picture
.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
as long as it is with 2 chicks and not 2 guys, just wing it
Nov 7 2009 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
pee in ther bumz
Nov 7 2009 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
yeah its 2 girls, how do you keep two busy?!
Nov 7 2009 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
You have two hand, one mouth and one dick. There are 6 holes, you figure it out.
Nov 8 2009 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
I knew I could always count on you japanada, I'll go give it a whirl.
Nov 8 2009 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
wish me luck
Nov 8 2009 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
quick, watch some porn and take notes
Nov 8 2009 12:05AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
seriously, you can get this, just have faith, and if you can't please all at once, the bored one will figure something out. NOW GET OFF NEWSCHOOLERS AND HOP ON THISSSS
Nov 8 2009 12:05AM
0 0
profile picture
BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
be ready for a story in the morning....
Nov 8 2009 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Good luck brother. may the force be with you
Nov 8 2009 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i lold
Nov 8 2009 12:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
story
Nov 8 2009 2:16AM
0 0
profile picture
danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
I thought this was Roundtop's Quick.


In this situation, if two girls call you up for a threesome, make sure you keep your dick hard, and don't bust in the first 15 minutes. Past that, you're a champion.
Nov 8 2009 2:25AM
0 0
profile picture
hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
to think, one of us is having a threesome right now, and the rest of us are sitting her on the computer
Nov 8 2009 2:44AM
0 0
profile picture
ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
yeah dude, just send it, and if you dont bust early, youll be good to go
Nov 8 2009 3:00AM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
i must hear how this goes
Nov 8 2009 3:25AM
0 0
profile picture
GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Nov 8 2009 4:32AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Posting cause I wish to hear how this turns out.
Nov 8 2009 5:37AM
0 0
profile picture
Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
the situation is made much easier if both girls are willing to play with each other as opposed to just play with you.  Then you can mix it up much easier while keeping all parties engaged.  And don't forget, it's not officially a three-some until you bust a nut on someone's face.
Nov 8 2009 5:44AM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
i hate to disagree, but the lad has 14 to choose from.

But oh, which ones are the right ones? *_*
Nov 8 2009 5:48AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Yer counting the ears and nostrils aren't you?
Nov 8 2009 5:51AM
0 0
profile picture
CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
and you'll jerk off to it for 6 months..
Nov 8 2009 5:52AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Kinda doubt it. But you never know.
Nov 8 2009 5:55AM
0 0
profile picture
CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
im sure redtube will hold you over in the tough times
Nov 8 2009 5:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Nah, pornhub....

I am only talking this way cause with a gf from a foreign country I assume that whenever she is done going to school in the states is when the relationship is over...
Nov 8 2009 5:57AM
0 0
profile picture
CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
No shit?!?! A gf from another country?!? I've never heard of that.... at least not since I was 12. Yeah I would say that shit was over before it had begun.
Nov 8 2009 6:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Thanks for the positive reinforcement bud.....
Nov 8 2009 6:07AM
0 0
profile picture
CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
I'm sorry. Drunk late hungry night. Just had my BEC. good to go.
Nov 8 2009 6:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
i'll never tell. tee hee.
Nov 8 2009 6:15AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Well, let us count. The other guy said six holes so let us break this down.

Six holes between two girls means three per girl. That means mouth, vagina, and ass.

You said 14. I assume that means between two girls so 7 per girl. Counting the original three the only other holes left on a body (unless you cut a hole in someone) there is the two ear canals and the two nostrils....



HA! YOUR PLAN HAS BEEN EXPOSED!!!!!!
Nov 8 2009 6:21AM
0 0
profile picture
buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
Woah, good story coming up.
Nov 8 2009 7:31AM
0 0
profile picture
*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Belly button?
Nov 8 2009 8:43AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
SSSOOOOOOO, 16?
Nov 8 2009 8:45AM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
if you can fully get your dick into someones bellybutton...
well i will bow to you
Nov 8 2009 11:03AM
0 0
profile picture
nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
depends if there's pics
Nov 8 2009 11:08AM
0 0
profile picture
babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i find it funny that he gets a call from a girl saying threesome? instead of going fuck yeah! and hoping in the car, he goes OKAY ILL BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES I HAVE TO POST THIS ON NS
Nov 8 2009 11:11AM
0 0
profile picture
ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
dont judge, if it weren't for him you wouldn't have this mindless entertainment


STORY
Nov 8 2009 11:16AM
0 0
profile picture
babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
im saying its awesome while i wait for the story.
Nov 8 2009 11:23AM
0 0
profile picture
ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
oh then it is ok then
Nov 8 2009 11:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
I wonder if it was a trap and they killed him. or a huge black man raped him. or he died on the way in a car crash or died of a heart attack because he was so happy...... you never know
Nov 8 2009 11:25AM
0 0
profile picture
Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
or the girls were playing a horrible mean joke on him
Nov 8 2009 11:35AM
0 0
profile picture
daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
threads lol
Nov 8 2009 12:57PM
0 0
profile picture
nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Or a 'threesome' is a new chocolate bar that has just come out, with white, dark, and milk chocolate in it. They were asking if we wanted one.
Nov 8 2009 1:01PM
0 0
profile picture
jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
im just posting to keep this in the recent threads
Nov 8 2009 1:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
threads
Nov 8 2009 1:06PM
0 0
profile picture
[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
threads, this story is gonna be epic
Nov 8 2009 1:11PM
0 0
profile picture
superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
we need this story mang
Nov 8 2009 1:14PM
0 0
profile picture
ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
If this works out, it will be epic. But watch them be kidding. hope not though...
Nov 8 2009 1:26PM
0 0
profile picture
MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Posting in troll thread.
Nov 8 2009 1:27PM
0 0
profile picture
pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
threads
Nov 8 2009 1:30PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)