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Whos got the coolest mom?

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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
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Nov 6 2009 1:27AM
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Ski..4..Life
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 97
my mum has an english accent..... do i win ?
Nov 6 2009 1:28AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
my mom raised me with good morals, put a nice roof over my head, fed me extremely well and got my ass in college.
Nov 6 2009 1:29AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
mine too. looks like we both have cool moms.
Nov 6 2009 1:30AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
i dont know if shes the coolest but shes definitely my favorite mom
Nov 6 2009 1:34AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I came home from a party at 2:00 AM once and my mom was throwing a kegger with her fellow engineers.
Nov 6 2009 1:36AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
my mom drives me home from parties and raves like the next day or 3am or somthing
Nov 6 2009 1:38AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
My mom taught me how to ski.
Nov 6 2009 1:38AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
my mom bought me a tramp when i asked no questions asked
Nov 6 2009 1:40AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
My mom made paninis for about 20 drunk people at one of my friend's parties, while I was there, drinking beer in front of her.
Nov 6 2009 1:50AM
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exile_ch
Posts: 715 - Karma: 609
My mom got pissed at me for doing nothing during summer hollidays so she decided to send me in Shanghai for a month.

1 week after I was on the plane, ready for 1 month in a crazy city where I'll be getting drunk 4 nights a week without paying a buck... Thanks mom :D !

Oh and she let me smoke weed and buys me beer/wine/vodka just so the house is ready if guests/friend show up. But that doesn't really count, since I'm european.
Nov 6 2009 2:01AM
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Ben.
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Nov 6 2009 2:03AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
I'm fairly sure this one goes for most of the kids on NS....
Nov 6 2009 7:25AM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
my mom still hooks it up with breast milk whenever I'm thirsty
Nov 6 2009 7:28AM
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Moon_Park
Posts: 413 - Karma: 110
my mum is English........ do i win?
Nov 6 2009 7:36AM
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SteevyC
Posts: 265 - Karma: 15
my mom is from the Netherlands... do i win?
Nov 6 2009 7:39AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
My mom is all american... i win.
Nov 6 2009 7:43AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
my moms raised me great, fed me like a champion, taught me life lessons, and helped buy me a car. She's fighting cancer for the third time like a fuckin' champion, and married a surfer australian dude. I like her.
Nov 6 2009 8:13AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My mom was born on Long Island.  Her family had boats and a beach house, cars... some nice stuff.  She knew what was good in life though, and eventually she moved upstate and met my dad while bartending.  Apparently she was the best catch in town, and she fell in love with my humble father and pretty much blew him out of the water.

I could go on all day about what my mom has done for me, but I think what she did before I was born says a lot about her.  I love where I have been brought up, and it has really taught me to appreciate the living part of life.

Having a beach house would be ballin as fuck though.
Nov 6 2009 8:27AM
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MidWestGaper
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
i know whos got the hottest mom
Nov 6 2009 9:18AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
My kids have the coolest mom.
Nov 6 2009 9:32AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
if i do say so myself....
Nov 6 2009 9:34AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
this
Nov 6 2009 10:17AM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahahhaha easily the winner right here.
Nov 6 2009 10:20AM
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IRockLizzys
Posts: 391 - Karma: 11
I wish my mom would buy me a hooker too... lucky son of a bitch!
Nov 6 2009 10:26AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
hahaha i didnt think about that when i wrote it :)
Nov 6 2009 10:51AM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
my mom cooks so good, i never realy relized how good it is until i went to school. my moms the shit, my crazy second cousin facebooked me and my mom told me i could her to fuck off
Nov 6 2009 10:54AM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
I would extremely uncomfortable if my mom decided to party with me and/or smoke weed with me and/or condone in anythin illegal or immoral with me. I think it's weird thats what some of you guys are claiming as cool moms.

My mom is a ski bum. She got me into the sport and made me fall in love with it. It changed my life.
Nov 6 2009 11:01AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
yeah, being european changes quite a bit haha
i have a few european friends and their parents are the same way
Nov 6 2009 11:05AM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
My Mom bakes cookies, makes amazing dinners, buys booze, and buys millions of chips for me when i have parties
Nov 6 2009 11:08AM
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PappaG
Posts: 931 - Karma: 797
My mom spent her childhood and adolescence picking hops for a brewery in Germany. Before I went away to college Freshman year, she made sure to pack a case of beer, 4 bottles of wine, and a handle of vodka. Every time I come home to visit, she cooks a 12-course meal that lasts a few days. And before my dad could give the bird and the bees chat, she provided possibly the best advice ever: "Lick it before you stick it."
Nov 6 2009 11:13AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My parents have had sex once.  It was to candle light, it was 100% passion, and it made me.

I refuse to believe anything other than that.
Nov 6 2009 11:13AM
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washbaugh
Posts: 307 - Karma: 26
me too. do i win?
Nov 6 2009 11:16AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
dirty girl
Nov 6 2009 11:32AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
my mom wasn't a poor excuse for a parent like all the other drop outs. she didnt try to be my friend or "cool" by buying me alcohol, letting me do whatever i wanted and rewarding me for being drunken fuck up while still in high school.
Nov 6 2009 12:27PM
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PappaG
Posts: 931 - Karma: 797
21,000 posts? Whose the fuck up?
Nov 6 2009 12:30PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
aw your alcoholic mommy not as cool as you though, huh?
Nov 6 2009 12:33PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19

we have discussions about how smoking and drinking are more economical cause it doesnt take as much of either to get equally fucked up. shes always chill, hooks me up with shoes skis boots w/e if i get good grades and help her aorund the house or with horse work..its sick

Nov 6 2009 12:41PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
this kid at my school named joel langford cus his mom is really hot and lets me feel her up all the time, real talk, and if you want to talk to this kid here is his # 412-680-7285
Nov 6 2009 12:42PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
my mom still makes me fast-forward ver the sex scenes in movies... so i vote for NS member coco_beach, because shes hot.
Nov 6 2009 12:54PM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
my mom is mad chill, taught me how to ski, lets me smoke in my room and cooks for me when i'm high. she's pretty dope
Nov 6 2009 1:11PM
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jibbnsteezy
Posts: 183 - Karma: 8
My mom is awesome. I'll have a party with 20 to 30 kids around in my house playin beer pong or just drinkin and smoking cigars or shit. About 12 or 1 my mom makes Cocholate Pancakes or Blueberry Pancakes. I chow them up and everybody in the party will to. She makes about 60 pancakes all together. Im proud of her. My mom raised me well. Born in Downers Grove, IL. Its a suburb of Chicago. Moved to Iowa when i was 2 years old. Taught me ups and downs. Buys me booze.

Thanks mom


Nov 6 2009 1:13PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
my friends mom is hot. she wins.
Nov 6 2009 1:17PM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
my mom said if i was ever going to do drugs, to do cannabis because it was more natural... but shes really cool and chill
Nov 6 2009 1:17PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Just thinking about my mom makes me well up. I love her and my dad more than anything in the world.
Nov 6 2009 1:24PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
my moms name is roberta.. we refer to her as Berta.. shes pretty tight,
Nov 6 2009 1:34PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
mine lets me smoke weed, and once did with me at a 311 show. she also drives me home when im drunk. shes awesome
Nov 6 2009 1:58PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
My mom tried to ask me if I smoke weed and she was like "I just wanna know... do you poke smot?"

I laughed really hard and asked her if she was smoking some and she was just like "oh no, not for a long time!"  my mom's pretty awesome.
Nov 6 2009 2:04PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
that doesnt make your mom cool, its makes her successful

my mom has always been there for me, always tried to meet my needs, always has been super chill, accepted drinking and smoking and let us have kids over in highschool from time to time, but made sure her kids were not idiots about it, raised us well and has great relationships with all 3 of her kids
Nov 6 2009 2:06PM
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norm.storm
Posts: 97 - Karma: 35
mine as well but i get monthly care packages with an assortment of gummy bears and condoms
Nov 6 2009 2:07PM
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