What you hate, pet peeves, annoying things

^I agree so much. Their music will be there in 2 minutes when we're done talking.

first snow of the year that sticks, people drive like complete assholes

people that bring their entire family through the park for no reason

flat landings

inside jokes that result in giggling

waitstaff that automatically assumes becuase i am 22 and wearing a tall t i suck, so they are instabitches before they even give me a chance to be polite, ruining their chances for getting a good tip, and ultimately making me look like the asshole they assumed i was

dudes wearing girls jeans, its just weird

bigrigs scare/annoy me sometimes

people who post in a thread just to agree with the person above them, elaborate or keep it to yourself

When I borrow someones jacket and I reach inside the pocket and there is a fucking used tissue down there. Disgusting.

i hate when you take a piss and it sprays everywhere. you gents know exactly what im talking about.

SLC hipsters.

this.

the fat/freakishly ugly friend of hot girls

I hate when I jerk off, don't wash my hands then touch my beard. I don't like jizz in my beard.

constipation

i hate the prongs of forks getting tangled so much . fork in your teeth turning sideways

-when someone says they'll meet you at a certain time, then are really late

people who say "i have to itch something" instead of "i have to scratch something"

its scratch. not itch. and it drives me insane.

ive got this itch right on my back. would you mind scratching it for me?


i also have a scratch right on my foot that i could really use to be itched.




hehehehe

i really hate slow drivers, if the sign says 55 then go fucking 55. its truly not that hard.


also, i fucking hate horses. seriously. i thought they were supposed to be wild, intelligent, majestic, strong, beautiful, creatures, to be ridden as one with man, for work and transport and enjoyment.

but they arent. i fucking have horses, and they are stupid as fuck, they cant handle being left out in the rain, they have to be fed exactly the correct proportions of food, and all they do is step on shit and cut their stupid asses up and shit. they must be the most worthless, poorly engineered, delicate animals to roam this earth. seriously. i have no idea how they survived in the wild before they were domesticated, it seems like without a vet every 5 seconds they just straight up fucking die. or at least fuck themselves up in some way by eating too much grass or some shit. they get sick from eating too much grass! how can a fucking horse eat too much grass? its a horse for Christs sake! all they do is eat grass and shit! what the fuck!?

fuck horses.

when people intense breathe through there nose and sound like out of breath fat fucks.

for real. hipsters and gypsies just annoy me in general