Q.what do you so when your dishwaher breaks
A.kick her in the ass and tell her to get back to work
Q.Why cant woman drive
A.Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen
Q.How many woman does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A.none, let the bitch work in the Dark
Q. why should woman alway know the time
A. theres a clock on the stove