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rapidly close and open your lap top making noises like a gibbon and see what she does
gibbon noise as a reference:
you should start ripping off some very loud and moisture-laden sneezes in her direction.
see if you can plaster the back of her laptop with a fine mist of sneeze juice.
wind your head back as you inhale and snap it forward as you sneeze, that will propel gobs of spit in her direction like spaceships coming out of the mothership and chasing will smith and jeff goldblum in independence day.
maybe instead of the traditional "achoo" you can mix in a "cunt" or "bitch" or something equally percussive and offensive.
at the very least she should move away so the noise is reduced. at best she will start bitching and you can let her know exactly what you think of her typing skills.