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try to make it look as legit as possible. Sand splintering wood, hammer in nails as far in as they go. Try to eplain to him that you have your din settings on really low that will mean that it is uber safe because it is less likely that you will break a leg.
thats the best help i can lend you, hope you manage to convince him.