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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
so here is the story. i just moved into this house about a month ago and we have been having partys and shit (not to many people but i still dont know a lot of them). but anyway so far i have had my pipe, a pare of snowboarding boots, and 210 dollars (that was in a safe) stolen from me. People fucking suck. but thats besides the point. last night we were all playing halo downstairs and this kid goes upstairs for some reason i thought he was just getting a drink or something to eat but like 15 minutes later i notice he still isnt back so i go upstairs and he is gone and i check my money and sure enough its fucking gone. so basically i know who it is but since its dirty money and because of other situations i cant call the cops. and i damn sure cant kick his ass being that i weigh like 140 and he is a huge fucking black guy that plays for our football team. so i dont know what the fuck to do. any suggestions?

oh and i have his projector worth 1000$ ? maybe. which he also stole from the school. but i really dont give a shit about that i just want my fucking money.
Nov 4 2009 5:07PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
get like 5 of your friends and just jump his ass. dono what to say really.
Nov 4 2009 5:12PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
get some new friends
it sounds like you hang out with a bunch of goones
Nov 4 2009 5:14PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
If you do end up doing this, record it and put it on NS
Nov 4 2009 5:15PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
yes
Nov 4 2009 5:17PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
this
Nov 4 2009 5:17PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
stop hanging out with sketchy people

i just noticed the preview button, very nice
Nov 4 2009 5:19PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
im not the type to go kick someones ass but if it comes down to it i guess i need a bat. but there is no way of knowing if someone is a thief if you have only known them for like a week. what am i suppose to do not trust anyone at all. i think that would be a little fucked up. and no i dont hang out with a bunch of goones most of them are pretty cool people.

i need rational answers people.
Nov 4 2009 5:20PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

step one. put expensive shit in your room

step two. buy a lock

step three. profit

Nov 4 2009 5:23PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
Confront him on it with a bunch of your friends around, let him know that stealing from you isn't cool and you don't appreciate it. Politely ask for your money back.
Don't attack him with a bat
Nov 4 2009 5:24PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I have a pair of snowboarding boots that I can sell you....
Nov 4 2009 5:26PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i got 210 buck i can sell back to u for 250buck
Nov 4 2009 5:28PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
No, I am actually serious.
Nov 4 2009 5:31PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449

sell the fucking projector, for like $700-800 and if he asks about it tell him that it was stolen, and dont tell anyone that you're selling it and just play it off like it was stolen.

Nov 4 2009 5:32PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
i have 140 bucks i can sell to you for 200
Nov 4 2009 5:32PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
this is a very good option
Nov 4 2009 5:33PM
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Broha-X-Press
Posts: 758 - Karma: 59
hahaha good work!!
Nov 4 2009 5:34PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Steal his hoes every day until he pays you
Nov 4 2009 5:35PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Tell a black joke in his presence along with the presence of others. (others may be important)
ex.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.

if he gets offended bring up the stealing. If not tell another one
Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit

Continue until he does get offended, and if he leaves, make a sly remark, like
"Don't accidentally pocket my piggy bank on the way out"

Works cited (click this for more)
1) http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/black-jokes-one-liners.html
Nov 4 2009 6:03PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
blackmail him and threaten to turn him in for stealing the projector
Nov 4 2009 6:30PM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
badass
Nov 4 2009 6:31PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Pretty much. You don't kids to fuck with you and take your stuff, give them a reason not too, 'cause if not, shits just gonna keep on getting stolen.
Nov 4 2009 6:46PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
buy a gun.....
Nov 4 2009 7:01PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
 i guess youll just have to live with inviting sketchy people over and getting all your stuff stolen
Nov 4 2009 7:10PM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
slash his tires? Seems like you brought on most of this shit yourself by hanging out with sketch balls. Stop being stupid and watch out for your shit....whenever there is someone at my place I don't completely trust I always keep a watchful eye...
Nov 4 2009 7:19PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
problem is is that the projector was stolen in the first place so how am i going to go about selling it
Nov 4 2009 7:44PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
baha; voice of reason
Nov 4 2009 7:48PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
lol thats way funny i will try to do that if the situation is right. but another thing about the last post... selling it to someone i know isnt reasonable being that no one wants a projector for that much money unless i was able to sell it for like 200 or something but still. i dont even want that shit its just more things that i can get in trouble for having
Nov 4 2009 7:48PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
this is funny. i like you
Nov 4 2009 7:50PM
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