I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
I heard the bride is going to slide down the aisle on ON3P skis, and they'll pop open Redbull instead of champagne.
"Ã¢ï¿½Â¦when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 18.104.22.168.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
simple lil doo, you just gotta maker drunk and den make her sex - Lil_G