Oh don't worry, I have a really good reason. It's also known as a bet. If I can abstain from drugs and alcohol until the end of highschool, I get 1000 dollars. That's how confident the other person is that I'm gonna lose. MWOUAHHAHAHAHAH
the 8 foot shot. bang bang skeet skeet, from the bed to the window and out the window onto the street
R.I.P Shane McConkey
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
cops walked into my house when i was passed out, my girlfriend had set off the alarm and if you set off my alarm on any door besides the garage door, if you dont turn it off within 10 secs the cops will come to your house if you dont pick up the phone call that you immediately receive. well she came back upstairs to bed, i had a 4oz bag sitting ontop of my TV along with a double bubbler and a bong, in plain sight. i wake up to "GATES MILLS PD COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" and im like "FUCK what the hell did i do?" i walk out of my room in boxers with one foot in my sweats trying to put my other leg in, clearly i was startled as fuck and had just woken up. they had their guns drawn and wouldnt put them down until i showed them my ID, even though the one cop knew who i was. they searched my room and didnt find the weed, but found the shotty under my bed. since then i hide everything, even if my parents are outta town
yeah but ive been thinking, since they didnt have a warrant even if they did find it, would they be able to do something about it?
i live in a very very nice neighborhood, the cops dont hassle us no matter what we do. they come check in on me whenever everybody is outta town, and they keep an eye on our house. so im kinda thinking they saw it but just let it slide because they didnt see the point in fucking with me because they know im a good kid.
nah its nothing like that, we got it because we used to have animals that stayed outside over night, and sometimes the raccoons or coyotes would get to them so we would use the shotty to get rid of them. my house is pretty old and big, and when your by yourself at night, you hear pretty weird shit happening. its there for defense, like just incase. you never know when some psychopath is gonna walk into your house...
lol no it just sounds like that. not sketchy at all, really really nice house (claim) but its just 40something years old, im thinking its haunted by the old people my parents bought the house from. they died a year after they moved out, and when they sold the house to us the lady told my mom that there would be one condition and that would be that they can come visit the house whenever, and my mom said sure as long as you dont scare the kids haha
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.