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Vampire Fleshlights.... ftw?

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daringharry.
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"If you've seen our own Adam Frucci's hilarious review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It's a fake beer can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has fangs...if that's your thing. Having seen the horror film, Teeth, this thing freaks me the F out. But, if you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight, then the Succu Dry is for you. It costs an extra $5 bucks compared to the usual "models"

Original article: http://gizmodo.com/5389919/have-a-happier-halloween-with-the-fleshlight-succu-dry
Oct 30 2009 9:33PM
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hank_hill
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why were you lookin up fleshlights?
Oct 30 2009 9:36PM
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doublexl
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cause hes a lonely little kid? i thought it was obvious.
Oct 30 2009 9:38PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
arent teeth a bad thing...?
Oct 30 2009 9:43PM
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Mr.Panda
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A LITTLE teeth isn't bad.
Oct 30 2009 9:45PM
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_tilly
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Lmao, you dont know!
Oct 30 2009 10:04PM
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soulskier
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rubber teeth on a fleshlight?
do people fantasize about getting blown by 90 year old women?
Oct 30 2009 10:08PM
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carbon.pulse
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Oct 30 2009 10:09PM
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Willard
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hahah no way
Oct 30 2009 10:15PM
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vincepru
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weird, i understand that female vampires in movies usually look hot as fuck, but that is just strange.
Oct 30 2009 10:22PM
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T-Holt
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It seems we think alike.
Oct 30 2009 10:24PM
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Mr.Panda
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The exception being the Twilight series.
Oct 30 2009 10:28PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Vampires are too trendy!
Oct 30 2009 10:29PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
weird, i understand that female vampires in movies usually look hot as fuck, but that is just strange.
Oct 30 2009 10:32PM
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T-Holt
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That's a double post 10 minutes apart?  Wtf?
Oct 30 2009 10:35PM
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Allegrath.
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just a few slow chomps
Oct 30 2009 10:37PM
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vincepru
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your tellin me, i dunno wtf happened with that. i keep double posting today.

but i didnt watch the twilight series so i wouldnt know. my sister is obsessed with that shit, and she has horrible taste so i stray away from anything she likes
Oct 30 2009 10:38PM
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cheddafries
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hahahahhah what the fuck haha that looks semi painful
Oct 30 2009 10:40PM
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Mr.Panda
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From the previews... she looks cracked out.

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Not hot vampire.


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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I THINK I JUST CAME!!!! vampire.
Oct 30 2009 10:43PM
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doublexl
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dude that twilight bitch looks so sexy when shes all coked up with those dark circles under tha eye. when she snezze i could ski for a week nah mean?
Oct 30 2009 11:01PM
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Half-Blood
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1- Seeing as she is not a vampire, she does not pertain to the hot vampire chick conversation.

2- She is hot and a vampire she counts.
Oct 30 2009 11:23PM
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Mr.Panda
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1. I thought she was?

2. Yes, very.
Oct 30 2009 11:26PM
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Half-Blood
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I know that in the first film/book she is not a vampire I can't say much about the rest of the series seeing as I've only seen the first film and haven't read any of the books.

All the female vampires in underworld seemed to be super hot though.
Oct 30 2009 11:33PM
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Mr.Panda
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Yes, all the girls in Underworld are smoking.
Oct 30 2009 11:34PM
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Half-Blood
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got vampire?
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Oct 30 2009 11:38PM
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T-Holt
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I actually have no idea what you mean.  Please elaborate on the second sentence.
Oct 30 2009 11:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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I'm gonna take my computer to the bathroom now.
Oct 30 2009 11:41PM
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Half-Blood
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Because she does so much coke, he could ski on all the coke she sneezes out..?

Back to hot vampire chicks though, the girls from Van Helsing..
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Oct 30 2009 11:43PM
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ride_on
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ohhhh shit, the seduce and scare me all at once, what a thrill!
Oct 30 2009 11:43PM
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vincepru
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ohhh yeaa, i was thinking that, and aliyah in that one vampire movie. i forgot the name of it though
Oct 31 2009 12:00AM
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doublexl
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its part of a royce da 5'9" song. hes talking about his favorite ho it goes like

we got secrets that no one knows and it snows in miami whenever she blow her nose.
Oct 31 2009 12:03AM
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Half-Blood
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This is now post a pic of hot vampire chick thread.
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Oct 31 2009 12:04AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oct 31 2009 12:09AM
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skithesprings
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it might just be ebcause im drunk, but i dont think thats hot.
Oct 31 2009 12:11AM
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Half-Blood
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for the Panda man himself..
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Oct 31 2009 12:11AM
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Mr.Panda
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Why for me? Cause of my comment about a little teeth not being bad? Or cause my gf is essentially a vampire?
Oct 31 2009 12:13AM
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Half-Blood
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Ahh now I see why you said a little teeth never hurts haha..
Oct 31 2009 12:15AM
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Mr.Panda
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No, I'm serious, a little bit of teeth while one is getting dome ACTUALLY feels kinda good. You know, like, no pressure just letting them rub over it feels good.

My gf is also a biter. My neck and shoulder, not downstairs.
Oct 31 2009 12:18AM
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Half-Blood
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haha yeah man I know what your talking about.. Most of my ex's have been biters, my last ex was ruthless, instead of just biting down super hard all at once she would just start of light and continually bite down harder and harder shit was brutal..
Oct 31 2009 12:28AM
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Mr.Panda
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It's either huge amounts of screetching and screaming, or she bites the shit out of my lip and neck.
Oct 31 2009 12:30AM
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vincepru
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Oct 31 2009 12:35AM
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Half-Blood
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Oct 31 2009 12:41AM
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vincepru
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lmao that video was great, the music is hilarious
Oct 31 2009 12:49AM
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Half-Blood
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more hot vampires.
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Oct 31 2009 1:32AM
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ride_on
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the music in that video made me want to .... pump a teeth yielding fleshlight?????
Oct 31 2009 1:54AM
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nickyp
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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5qP0JxI5XU&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5qP0JxI5XU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Oct 31 2009 5:16AM
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daringharry.
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I'm just a lonely kid, yup....

I may buy one  for tonight, get in the spirit.....
Oct 31 2009 10:01AM
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twix_182
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ehhhhh, that time of the month? by the looks of it she gonna bea bonafide bitch for like 4 days
Oct 31 2009 10:54AM
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