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So. WalMart is Going to Sell Coffins?

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PC.
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Yeah, I mean. Wow.

Really, WalMart? Have to take over EVERYTHING?

Proof: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8333198.stm

Oct 30 2009 7:22PM
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erichkuss
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Finally!
Oct 30 2009 7:23PM
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doublexl
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im going to canada.
Oct 30 2009 7:23PM
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Kmania
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i bet the prices will be drop dead low
Oct 30 2009 7:24PM
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Logey.
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Yes!!!! now i have a place to put my dead skis for really cheep!

Oct 30 2009 7:24PM
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OhMyBosh
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Oct 30 2009 7:30PM
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-Mugatu
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/494615/


http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=caskets&Find.x=17&Find.y=6&Find=Find

there under "for the home" haha






Oct 30 2009 7:32PM
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cfox
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thats so weird..
Oct 30 2009 7:37PM
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k-rob
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what does that even have to do with anything? we have walmart too.

and coffins are lame, people can't handle just being buried in dirt?
Oct 30 2009 7:48PM
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slaydave
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this is totally fucked.

Oct 30 2009 7:51PM
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dave44
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From life to death, Wal-Mart's there for you
Oct 30 2009 7:56PM
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TheButterHashira
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Costco started doing this like 5 years ago and the same story was on the news.

Let walmart get a crematorium and then I will shop there... one day.
Oct 30 2009 7:57PM
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mitchk
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walmart is so gay..
Oct 30 2009 7:57PM
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doublexl
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its been a long time decision. i feel like huge corporations really will be the death of a america and canada is just way cooler in general.

but yeah, whats the point in having your loved ones drop 2Gs on a box they will see for a total of 3 hours and then bury in the ground forever.
Oct 30 2009 8:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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A lot of people feel a sense of closure or something from it. I am not one of those people, but many like being able to go where they know their families remains are. Early humans like tens of thousands of years ago buried their loved ones with care.
I want to be cremated, but I understand why someone might want to be buried or want their loved ones to be buried.
Oct 30 2009 8:08PM
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GayWolf420
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Oct 30 2009 8:10PM
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Static
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wow. great, thread. I mean, yea, commas and periods for.ever.
Oct 30 2009 8:12PM
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