Hello, my names Joe Tyson.
I freestyle ski, hence why I am a member of newschoolers dot com. I have 797 posts and 994 profile views since January of 2009. Recently I have noticed a strange rash in my genital area. I can only asume that it is a result of the swine flu. Many of you are probably thinking that said rash is a result of unprotected sex with infected female. However, this is statistically impossible as I always have sex with the lights on. (it is a well known fact that STDS can not be spread when exposed to floresant lights)
In conclusion I feel like I can conclusively claim to have swine flu and therefore am the clear winner of the contest.
In responce to "Williams" (orange name) please send my copy of "the motherland" to my side of the room whenever most convenient