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Swine Flu Contest

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mrmarks
Posts: 393 - Karma: 143
OK...

First NS'er to get swine flu gets a prize.

PRO and AM categories.

Must provide proof.

Can we get some prizes for this? Reps? Mods? I know Matty B will throw down some gear for Swine Flu.
Oct 29 2009 5:28PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
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Oct 29 2009 5:30PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
I could already name a few that have had it.
Oct 29 2009 5:31PM
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DBeck
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 63
bam i win. had end of august.
Oct 29 2009 5:33PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
Posts: 546 - Karma: 47
just had it last week. confirmed to
Oct 29 2009 6:19PM
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Nakas
Posts: 248 - Karma: 251
ii have it right now and am on tamiflu till Saturday
it sucks
Oct 29 2009 6:24PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
I have it right now, been home from school for 2 days so far. I dont know what kinda proof you want though, I'm usually on http://tinychat.com/nschat so you can just see there.
Oct 29 2009 6:25PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
scratch that. http://tinychat.com/nschat2
Oct 29 2009 6:28PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37

is swine flu even different feeling wise than having the normal flu?

Oct 29 2009 6:29PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
it sucks sooooo much worse. you feel so much more tired and shitty all the time.
Oct 29 2009 6:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Ahhahhahahaah
Oct 29 2009 6:35PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
and ive had a constant migraine from it for like 4 days
Oct 29 2009 6:36PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3590 - Karma: 1,065
how do you make an account here?
Oct 29 2009 6:37PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
iv'e been stuck at home all week with it!
Oct 29 2009 7:20PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i might have started it yesterday...let's hope not
Oct 29 2009 7:22PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
i had it before it even existed
Oct 29 2009 7:23PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
define having swine flu
Oct 29 2009 7:31PM
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dwuw
Posts: 41 - Karma: 20
had swine about a month ago. I was locked in my room and i didnt leave there for 10 days. my parenst would leave me food outside my door and i couldnt get it until they were gone. lost 15 pounds. ( I had the worst type of swine) 
Oct 29 2009 7:35PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Had it early August
Oct 29 2009 7:38PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
wow tell your parents to get a suit against nuclear radiation trust me its swine proof motha fu**aaaa

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Oct 29 2009 7:55PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
HEFF.
Oct 29 2009 7:59PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I already had it. Too bad probably 1000 kids on this site have had it before me. It's pretty much the same as normal flu, so I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal about it.
Oct 29 2009 8:15PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
i got it last year
Oct 29 2009 8:47PM
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Sun_Ra
Posts: 983 - Karma: 279
Wish I had one of these for Halloween....
Oct 29 2009 8:53PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
i really like this idea
Oct 29 2009 8:56PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
haha that would be killerrr
Oct 29 2009 9:26PM
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williams
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 9,070
ill throw in a copy of metropolis for this hahaha
Oct 29 2009 10:25PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
fact: heff has had swine flu since birth.
Oct 29 2009 10:27PM
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mrmarks
Posts: 393 - Karma: 143
there it is... the first prize up for grabs. i've heard a bunch of unsubstantiated claims, but no proof.

provide legit proof... NIG will judge if the proof is intelligent or not.
Oct 29 2009 10:30PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
stupid fucking thread. I've got it too
Oct 29 2009 10:32PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Huge claim right here...
my roommates when to cancun this past spring break, my one buddy come back and in a few days is sick as fuck, he goes to school and chills in queens a lot...a few days later he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has the flu, with in 2 weeks of him being out of his mind some of the first few cases break out of swine in queens and then the rest of the country
Oct 29 2009 10:35PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Doctors tomorrow at 12. woooohhoooooo
Oct 29 2009 10:37PM
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DBeck
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 63
dudes i win this! i even made a thread about it! https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/480417/https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/480417/
Oct 29 2009 10:46PM
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joetyson
Posts: 901 - Karma: 51
Hello, my names Joe Tyson.
I freestyle ski, hence why I am a member of newschoolers dot com. I have 797 posts and 994 profile views since January of 2009. Recently I have noticed a strange rash in my genital area. I can only asume that it is a result of the swine flu. Many of you are probably thinking that said rash is a result of unprotected sex with infected female. However, this is statistically impossible as I always have sex with the lights on. (it is a well known fact that STDS can not be spread when exposed to floresant lights)

In conclusion I feel like I can conclusively claim to have swine flu and therefore am the clear winner of the contest.

In responce to "Williams" (orange name) please send my copy of "the motherland" to my side of the room whenever most convenient
Oct 29 2009 10:57PM
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williams
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 9,070
We have a winner!!!
Oct 29 2009 11:06PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
Just got mine yesterday. That cheerleader's story is a little bit fishy, but neurologic diseases can be very unpredictable.
Oct 29 2009 11:44PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
I had the swine a couple weeks ago. It wasn't even bad.
Oct 30 2009 1:38AM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
Haha
Swine Flu Cure according to my friend:
vault hybrid energy soda.
Pizza & french fries
cigarettes.
booze
and flexing... lots of flexing
Oct 30 2009 1:44AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i have it woooo!
Oct 30 2009 2:09AM
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