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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/video/video.php?v=1250489176365&ref=mf
Oct 28 2009 2:55AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
somebody has to work in a supermarket. if everybody thought they were too good to work in a supermarket, there wouldn't be any supermarkets, or clean bathrooms, or garbage trucks to take away your garbage, etc.
Oct 28 2009 7:04PM
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
hahaha best!
Oct 28 2009 7:34PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
I don't know whats sexier, her looks or her personality.
Oct 28 2009 10:44PM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16

soooo hot haha, what a babe

Oct 28 2009 11:26PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Haha, holy shit, I didn't expect that.
I'm trying to think what I would do in that situation.
Oct 28 2009 11:34PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
hahahahahahaa!!!!!!! omg epic
Oct 28 2009 11:35PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
True, but if you work in a supermarket you shouldn't talk shit.
Oct 29 2009 10:56AM
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localonvolkls
Posts: 448 - Karma: 90
yes that is sick
Oct 29 2009 11:33AM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
hahaaha epic
Oct 29 2009 11:40AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
"And you're pretty good looking... but that doesn't matter. Do you know why? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here, and I drove an 80 thousand dollar BMW to get here. THAT'S my name. You see this watch?"
"Yeah..."
"That watch costs more than your car. I made 970,000 dollars last year, how much you make? You see, that's who I am, and you're nothing."

Easy one... First one to cite it wins the thread!
Oct 29 2009 11:49AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
Glengarry Glen Ross
Oct 29 2009 12:27PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
mythreads for when im not in class
Oct 29 2009 12:59PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
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my dreads for when i get home and have flash.
Oct 29 2009 1:18PM
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Tortao
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haha that was funnay
Oct 29 2009 2:12PM
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neutralzombie
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hhaha that's so rough...

Oct 29 2009 2:13PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
Girls that know they're hot don't give a shit.
Oct 29 2009 6:28PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
funny, however this ad failed hard at making me want those shoes.
Oct 29 2009 6:37PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
actually im a polygamist
Oct 29 2009 6:47PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
garbage men make bank. just in case you were wondering.
Oct 30 2009 11:13AM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
would have said.

"well i remain single so i can tag as many dumb cunts like ur self as long as i can. notice the condoms and the liquer, that should have given it away but u were too caught up in how ur makeup looks on that shiny register." then i would have slipped her my number and clicked my heels when i walk out
Oct 30 2009 3:53PM
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Number_9
Posts: 429 - Karma: 8
OH SHIT
Oct 30 2009 3:54PM
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Stallis-good
Posts: 190 - Karma: 22
they make more then a teacher
forealz
Oct 30 2009 4:13PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed so hard i coughed and choked on my saliva fuck that was funny
Oct 30 2009 4:38PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
thats because shes been there for 12 years. teacher salary is based on level of education received and longevity at the position.
new teachers made less than 43k in my town. their salaries were put in the town hall report every year.
Nov 2 2009 7:25PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 162
haha mad funny shit
Nov 2 2009 7:30PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
probably would have said "oh word? and you think you're something special?"
Nov 2 2009 7:36PM
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Blurst
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your probably ugly and you are making minimum wage
Nov 2 2009 7:40PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

i would have slapped the bitch in her face with my cock.

Nov 2 2009 8:03PM
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StanMcStanson
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Is your source for this information the movie "Notorious?" just wondering haha
Nov 2 2009 8:12PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851

say:   yeah, my wife was killed in a boating accident.

then walk away making her feel like a douche

Nov 2 2009 9:34PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Boating accident? Really? Come on now, at least a fire or something more interesting.
Nov 2 2009 9:35PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851

she died in a car bombing while reporting in Iraq?

Nov 2 2009 9:41PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahah good find what a bitch
he shoulda raped her
Nov 2 2009 11:21PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
I'd probably do what he did realistically.
Nov 2 2009 11:33PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
This is hilarious!
Nov 3 2009 12:04AM
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Brentizzle
Posts: 1584 - Karma: 1,871
hottie
Nov 3 2009 12:50AM
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