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I guess you can say im scared as F*CK

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westSide.Steeze

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So, two weeks ago my friend had a little party, and there was this dank girl there that had been on my nuts the whole night, so im like im down to get laid tonight so to speed things up I had unprotected sex with her because she said "Dont worry i have plan B everything will be ok". I havent talked to that girl since that night and today i get a text saying She needed to talk to me. I met up with her she said she missed her period today and she threw up this mornign after feeling sick all yesterday. Going to get the pregnancy test now will let you guys know.. +Vibes always appreciated

Oct 27 2009 6:52PM

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AlexGaynor

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Insane

i was going to boulder next year, hate to not see you there cuz your parenting some lil kid

Oct 27 2009 8:02PM

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anTii_SteeZe

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Ridiculous

*****STEPS*****

1.GO TO OXYCOTTON DEALER

2.BUY THE OXYCOTTON

3.GO TO THE GIRL AND SAY SWALLOW THESE

4.NO MORE PROBLEMS :)

Oct 27 2009 8:05PM

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Njwa

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dude no bigs man relax about it she might just be late its ok it happens tell her not to be nervous cuz sometimes it can prolong her week..

Oct 27 2009 8:08PM

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danbrown

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Crazy Fool

*OxyContin

Oct 27 2009 8:10PM

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clive_bixby

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Insane

dude

Oct 27 2009 8:14PM

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Brock.

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No Life

Watch "Revolutionary Road"

Oct 27 2009 8:15PM

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anTii_SteeZe

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haha.

walk up to a "dude" and say "oxycontin"

maryj is called weed.

Oct 27 2009 8:15PM

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Chronic_

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Insane

uh oh spaghetti o's

Oct 27 2009 8:21PM

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T-Holt

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I read this post like 10 times and still don't understand it.

And OP, report back with results.

Oct 27 2009 8:22PM

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basedjase

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bahahaha!! shits great

Oct 27 2009 8:25PM

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pussymoneyweed

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fuck every thread should end after the wisest ns member speaks. endthread right here right now.

Oct 27 2009 8:25PM

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J.Braun

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deny it, say its not your child, worked for me.

Oct 27 2009 8:27PM

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anTii_SteeZe

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haha.

just dont call oxycotton "oxycontin" or call weed "marijuana".

;)

Oct 27 2009 8:28PM

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LAME.

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my friend was telling me about his cousin (big black guy) who got his gf prego and as soon as she told him her climbed up the dresser and jumped on her, elbow first in the stomach. and from then on there was no baby.

Oct 27 2009 8:32PM

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B.bowzz

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Ridiculous

babies are not pimp

Oct 27 2009 8:33PM

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connoroh

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Oct 27 2009 8:42PM

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Jamestown

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http://www.broslikethissite.com/2009/06/24-birth-control-not-involving-condoms.html

Oct 27 2009 8:49PM

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T-Holt

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Oooh. A lot of times I don't see the problem with using the actual name of something though.

Oct 27 2009 8:53PM

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debrickshaw

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i went through the exact same thing when i was a 17 yr old senior planning to go to cu

turned out she was just a week late, but shit's scary as fuck man. make her pee on a stick, and good luck!

Oct 27 2009 8:53PM

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Squid.

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Insane

hahaha my threads

Oct 27 2009 8:53PM

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SpaceTiger

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Loner

Early action deadline for Boulder isn't until December 15th, so I don't know how you are planning on going there next year. I was about to fuck with you, but now I feel bad. Making this thread is going to get you nothing but shit. So I'll save my witty comment....for now.

Oct 27 2009 8:57PM

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pmw

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your laughing about that? your fucked up for posting that and laughing..

Oct 27 2009 9:02PM

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derbski

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I loved that immensely

Oct 27 2009 9:18PM

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Chronic_

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Insane

its been hours...i think hes gonna be a daddy.

Oct 27 2009 9:53PM

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1337

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Basement Dweller

this

Oct 27 2009 9:57PM

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fupaface

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Insane

Time to bust out the egg beater, a coat hanger, and a vacum

Oct 27 2009 9:59PM

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westSide.Steeze

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Alright fellas im back, turns out she has the flu thats why she threw up this morning and she missed her period because shes been taking birth control irregurly(sp?). I hope, she couldnt take the test today but i bought them and shes taking em first thing tomorow. But basically shes just a bitch and i doubt shes preggo.

Oct 27 2009 10:00PM

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snowking249

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haha damn ur lucky bro, just remember to wrap nxt time lol

Oct 27 2009 10:05PM

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Dan-Man

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my threads. damn dude!! shitty shitty. i have a few friends who had kids in hi skool. didn't work well for um.

Oct 27 2009 10:06PM

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ThaLorax

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@th1337

my threads.

anyone that refers to a girl as "dank" deserves what's coming.

Oct 27 2009 10:15PM

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rhcp

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If she took Plan B couldn't that be the reason her period is irregular?

Oct 27 2009 10:21PM

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mackcamp

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Insane

This.

Oct 27 2009 10:29PM

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AdolfShitler

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Insane

Oct 27 2009 10:34PM

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megustabong

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Lame

[IMG]<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/falcon punch/icanhazchezbugaz/Animation/Falcon_Punch_Reid.gif?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/icanhazchezbugaz/Animation/th_Falcon_Punch_Reid.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" ></a>[I/MG]

hope this works, never tried one before. but if it does click it!

Oct 27 2009 10:38PM

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ShoulderSurfer

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that, my friend, is an epic story.

Oct 27 2009 10:39PM

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syrup.

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wow you got lucky if she really isn't. gonna learn from this experience, I hope?

Oct 27 2009 10:39PM

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*Get_ill*

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Loner

2 words egg beater

Oct 27 2009 10:42PM

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finnajon5

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megashaft x 10, you better cross your fingers that shes just hungover

vibes to you

Oct 27 2009 10:58PM

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SteezyOhio

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did you not pay attention in high school, im sorry even if your gettin fuckign raw dawg layed, why the hell wouldnt you pull out? stupidity on this site remains phenominal

Oct 27 2009 11:01PM

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AdolfShitler

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Insane

or a damn condom

Oct 28 2009 11:58AM

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Valind

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That is what I was thinking. Girls are not always on time. She can be late just being worried about it. Go get a little $10 test from the store and have her take it.

Oct 28 2009 12:14PM

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Jodi

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haha. yeah TC this....she was prepared enough to bring the morning afterpill and stuff it in her purse...but not prepared enough to bring a condom. man o man...you kiddies should stop having sex.

Oct 28 2009 12:38PM

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