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Jess Cumming "The True Hollywood Story"

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smith4484
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Her name is Cumming, not Cummings. There is no 'S' in her last name. She is not moving to South Africa, but rather living here in Aspen. She is sitting to my right, drinking a forty, fucked up off absinthe. She will only wear her knee brace if it matches her outfit, otherwise she will sacrifice her knee for the sake of fashion. She is actually five feet nine inches tall. She is still riding for K2, Rip Curl, Bolle, Aspen/Snowmass, and DECYFER. She is not an antisemite, but rather loves the little jewish boys (you know who you are DSPIN180) She laughs at all everyone on this site that makes up shit about her moving to South America. The only way she is going, is if we can raise enough money to send her and I there. Message me if you are interested in making a donation.
P.S. She has lost 15 pounds since she has blown out here knee.
P.P.S If you have any further questions about Ms. Cumming, deal with it.......man.



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We are all going to miss you. RIP it up in heaven
Mar 14 2004 12:44AM
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dspin180
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
Its true, everything he is saying is true. I hung out with her last night here in Aspen, and I am friends with her roomate.....if you know what I mean. I concure that she is not an antisemite, but rather loves the little jew in me. Thanks smith4484LAO for finally releasing the real deal about Jess Cumming. We owe you a bunch, look for my donation in the mail, you two have a good time in South Africa. Do it. Do it.




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Mar 14 2004 12:47AM
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thehellmuth
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 10
okkkkkkkkkkk?


'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

LITTLE DUCKY SAYS HI!!!!!!!!@@@@I WANT PENIS!!!

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis
Mar 14 2004 10:18AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
am i supposed to beleive this?
Mar 14 2004 10:19AM
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ski8990
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^Im with him! this is all a load of crap!
Jesus saves!
Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Mar 14 2004 10:25AM
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CTripper
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i believe. no one lies about drinking 40's and absinthe.
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Mar 14 2004 10:38AM
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PimPnJibb
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
You all wanna come skiing in South America give me a call i hit the slopes with you all, hah im in Chile soo we can chill.
PEace
Mar 14 2004 10:47AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
who the hell is jess cumming?
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

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Mar 14 2004 11:46AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
^ a hot skier chick
Mar 14 2004 12:59PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sweeeeeeeet
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Mar 14 2004 1:51PM
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JibbaJabba
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what is going on? Im scared, someone hold me.
Mar 14 2004 2:20PM
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Mike-O
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*holds out hand*
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Mar 14 2004 2:28PM
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JibbaJabba
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^ thanks dear
Mar 14 2004 2:32PM
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720skiguy
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shes in teh contenders section at the back of one of the freezes this year
Mar 14 2004 6:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
does she suck dick?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 14 2004 6:35PM
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JibbaJabba
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^ im not sure about dick in general, but she has sure taken a liking to mine.
Mar 14 2004 6:43PM
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ATLANTASKI
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lateralis you should give her some anal ravaging since liam downey hasnt piltrated your anus yet

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 14 2004 8:38PM
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3ski6guy0
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she likes jewish kids, yay for me.
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Mar 14 2004 8:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im not jewish..but my nickname is the jew :)
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Mar 14 2004 8:51PM
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4-Front
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shes good at it too laterlais
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Mar 14 2004 8:53PM
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dspin180
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
if you do not believe these words, ask Basil Rizzuto, or Scandelous Johnson. they were there as well. You will never accuse me or anyone of that nature of lying. And you listen here, Jess was wearing a yellow shirt with black poka dots, and a black ribbon around the belly, there is no way she could have worn a brace with that color. And SmithLAO is right you will deal with it...... MAN. DO IT, DO IT


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Mar 14 2004 9:31PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^ur jewish...you have no credibility
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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Mar 14 2004 9:35PM
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Barmski
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you kno what I really dont give a shit honestly not to be a dick, but I'm sure a lot of people on this site could careless about this post. Well, I kno I don't whatever. Just my opinion
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Mar 14 2004 10:19PM
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Jibtech
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yaay for being Jewish










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Mar 15 2004 4:42AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
well if shes good at it, then thats great!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 15 2004 9:58AM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
stephen, thank you for trying to help all these poor lost souls. i feel bad for jess with all the people on here talking about her who don't know her

now to change the subject, who wants to purchase pictures of jess and my friend sophie (a really hot blonde) making out at my neighbors house earlier this year? whoever the top bidder is wins the pics...


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Mar 15 2004 12:41PM
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smith4484
Posts: 263 - Karma: 11
I have seen this pic, and trust me, it is worth top dollar.




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Mar 15 2004 12:45PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ill open with 1 dollar
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 15 2004 12:45PM
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codyody18
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I'll put down 5.

cody
HIGH NORTH SESSION 2
Mar 15 2004 1:14PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
50 for me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 15 2004 1:18PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Finn you tool box, you should just give them to me, you know why? Remember that night in vegas a couple years back...? Well they wanted to throw twice as much baby powder on your pretty little face while you slept, but I said no, and made them cut back the amount to a small handful.

And I'm Jewish.










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Mar 15 2004 1:34PM
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4skizzle
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just leave the beautiful babies alone....you are so money baby and you do not even know it you're so money.

You're like a big bear with big fangs and big claws and she's like a little bunny rabbit and she's just cowering in the corner she's scared of you. You have these big claws and fangs and you don't know what to do with them. Big claws and big fangs baby. You're so money baby.










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Mar 15 2004 1:44PM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
levin, i didn't even know you then, the fact that you were in MY hotel room throwing baby powder on ME makes you deserve only a huge kick to the groin, no matter how much or little there was. i wasn't even drunk, i was just sleeping you bastard. i owe you nothing

hahahahaha


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Mar 15 2004 3:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
if i touch ^^ you can i have them?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 15 2004 3:41PM
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samck89
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i just realized jess was at high north when i was, i rode the van to whistler with her, and i had no idea who she was, i just saw a pic of her on the k2 site and recognized her. i mean i noticed that she was a sick skier, but i didnt know she was so famous

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Mar 15 2004 7:06PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
yeah if you were drunk berman was talking about molesting you.










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Mar 15 2004 8:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^hahahahahahaa
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 15 2004 8:18PM
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sickkid13
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ya stephen, really solid facts. everyone who thinks that is crap, listen to smith4484, joker, and DSpin180. they tell no lies. Stephen knows what up. i got ur back

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Smith, Obermeyer, and Fiji- (aint no thang)
Mar 15 2004 10:15PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
this kid lives less than a minute away from me, he is telling the truth


4FRNT.

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Mar 15 2004 10:41PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
dspin180 sent me some hate mail..i think its cause i said he was jewish and had no credibility....i was only joking tho...will he ever forgive me?:(
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 15 2004 10:44PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
HEY ASK ME IF I CARE?


.........NO I COULDNT GIVE A FUCK
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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

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Mar 15 2004 10:47PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
u didnt let me ask me first ya bastard

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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 15 2004 10:48PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
^you should probably start with writing posts that make sense

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 16 2004 1:43AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
he said ask me if i care...and he answered the post before i had the chance to ask him if he cared...foo
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 16 2004 4:58PM
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cabisnotforskiers
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
Hey dspin180 don't be so hard on yourself your not really jewish.
Word to your Mother
Mar 16 2004 7:06PM
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mattwalker
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^ the man the myth the legend... cabisnotforskiers... appearing in this month's AXIS magazine...


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Mar 16 2004 8:52PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
isnt jess on ns.com?
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Mar 16 2004 8:59PM
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3ski6guy0
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levin is jewish? nice. i am too, jews are take over skiing.
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Mar 16 2004 10:01PM
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720skiguy
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is she related to griffen cummings?


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Mar 17 2004 1:59PM
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danbrown
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^^did you read the first post? There is no 'S' on the end of her name. So no.
Mar 17 2004 2:05PM
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720skiguy
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is it griffen cummings or cumming?


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