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Proctor Man gets DWI... While Driving a La-Z-Boy

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caucasian_chad
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So this happened in the town next to mine, pretty funny shit. It made Conan and Leno last night.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1022091lazboy1.html
Only in Proctor...



Oct 27 2009 1:34PM
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BC.
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i wonder how much they are gonna sell that chair off for...
Oct 27 2009 1:49PM
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caucasian_chad
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auction.  Some kids in my school are thinking about trying to get it.
Oct 27 2009 2:11PM
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debrickshaw
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i want that lay z boy
Oct 27 2009 2:12PM
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baethoven
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his charges seemed a bit harsh. granted i don't know how fast he was driving/how fast it goes, or the damage of the parked car, but c'mon he was driving a fucking chair.
Oct 27 2009 2:22PM
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caucasian_chad
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It wasn't.  The police report in my link says he's already been arrested for a 1st degree DWI and his license was revoked.
Oct 27 2009 2:50PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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hahaha thats pretty funny. Sounds a little harsh but maybe not because I dont know the full story/his previous record
Oct 27 2009 2:50PM
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baethoven
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yea that's probably the case

Oct 27 2009 3:04PM
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thedutchmayn
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holy fuck theyre really nailing this guy to the wall here! he's gotta be pissed. a cool cop could've just made him pay the damage later and put him in the drunk tank and kept the ride at the station impound and given it back to him after.
Oct 27 2009 4:37PM
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caucasian_chad
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Rather than make a new thread, I'll just bump my old one.
Check out what his thing is  going for on eBay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150384476487
(sorry, the link thing isn't working for me right now)
Oct 31 2009 6:52PM
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vincepru
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lol i saw that on the news, i almost fucking died
Oct 31 2009 7:01PM
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yuck
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reminds me of this:

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motorized picnic table! yeahhhhh
Oct 31 2009 7:18PM
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Tinga
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amazing
Oct 31 2009 8:38PM
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