Man, someone gets fucking butthurt about people cracking jokes in the morning. I'm sorry, here is your pacifier.
And fuck you, shit like this won't work cause not everyone will agree, people will yell about their "freedoms/rights being taken away" and do you really think you can get the 3rd world to follow some shit like this?
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person