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Sneaking in to rated r movies

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nightscraper
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as ive noticed movie theaters are really starting to crack down on this. what strategies do you use to get in?

ill just usually not shave and give them shit about forgetting id until they let me in
Oct 26 2009 6:01PM
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Tasche
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dont you have to be 17? 
Oct 26 2009 6:03PM
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Piste.Off
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I show them my ID and they let me in because I'm not 14 years old.
Oct 26 2009 6:03PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha owned.
Oct 26 2009 6:04PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
damn this rule is annoying. I will be 17 in two weeks but i still have to sneak in.

Usually just buy a ticket for a non-R movie on the same side

When i went to see normal activity, this lady vouched for me and like 10 friends, was pretty sweet
Oct 26 2009 6:05PM
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samwise
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If you're under 17 you probably shouldn't be watching those naughty movies anyway. Just saying.
Oct 26 2009 6:06PM
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scratchproteen
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ha no need for me anymore being 20.

i tried i believe 3 times back in the day and got caught every time. i would buy a ticket to another movie and go to the R one...i've always wondered how they knew?
Oct 26 2009 6:06PM
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k-rob
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buy a ticket to a different movie and then after you've handed over your ticket just walk into the theatre of the movie you wanted to see. or in some cases they have retards or disabled ripping the tickets so you just run past him and he's retarded or disabled so what's he gonna do? or yeah just don't shave that day and wear some faggy old people clothes.
Oct 26 2009 6:08PM
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J-Evs
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bought tickets for Journey to the center of the earth and snuck into Step Brothers

during the movie, out of everyone in the whole theatre the people that come in and check tickets pick us out of the whole theatre to see our tickets. I mean it wasnt completely obvious i wasnt 17, i was 15.

mehh
Oct 26 2009 6:08PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
i snuck into step brothers and some of my friends were like shitting themself about sneaking in (thatguy10-8) cause they thought that we would totally stand out

than some family walked in with like 5 10 year olds
Oct 26 2009 6:11PM
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erichkuss
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They check tickets, kids in front of me got busted at halloween 2
Oct 26 2009 6:13PM
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k-rob
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or just live in Canada where movies like Stepbrothers are only 14-A because Canadian kids can handle a bit of swearing.
Oct 26 2009 6:15PM
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joey.
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buy a ticket when they ask for ID, confidently give them it, they dont even read it
Oct 26 2009 6:18PM
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AdolfShitler
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word
Oct 26 2009 6:19PM
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pounds.
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I didnt get caught when it was just me and two of my friends in the theater on the day notorious came out. Not a single other person was in there. But then i get caught with a full theater another time, but i dont remember which movie. I dont really get how they pick em out either.

Oct 26 2009 6:22PM
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DBAKE
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I have got it down, im 15 and a pretty mature kid, people think im 17, but anyway all you have to do is buy a random kids or movie thats not R, and then just go to where ever it is, get your ticket RIPED, then keep it, go back and get some food or a drink, and then just keep walking by who ever, the person is retarted or cop just show them you have the riped ticket from a few feet away and just keep walking, it dose work everytime for me, my friends and I do it a bunch. Also stay calm worst thing is your not aloud to come back thats the WORST, or they will just send you back to your kid movie.
Oct 26 2009 6:24PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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all i have to do is show them my ID and i get in!! Now my only problem is buying alcohol lol.
Oct 26 2009 6:28PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
at my theater that is not a problem at all ive gotten into them when i was 13.
Oct 26 2009 6:52PM
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SteezyOhio
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exactly, just wait till your 17, then you realize you'd rather have gas in your car then see angelina jolies ass crack
Oct 26 2009 7:03PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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That sounds pretty average, was it any good?
Oct 26 2009 7:13PM
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An10a_Eng
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hahahaha that one works for me too. but i got IDed at the hangover (horrible movie btw) and im fucking 20. if you see puberty will you send him my way?
Oct 26 2009 7:14PM
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J.Braun
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true
Oct 26 2009 7:15PM
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urbanjib
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i show them my ID. Cause I am above the age of 17...
Oct 26 2009 7:18PM
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Crack.
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sounds like a sick movie
Oct 26 2009 7:18PM
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BootySpunk.
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I was going to see some R movie with a chick and the sign on the thing said "we will check IDs for R rated movies" and I had forgot my ID so I asked for the ticket and just stared the guy right in the eyes and he didn't ask for my ID...I was so fucking happy.

Or if your friend has a credit card use one of those machines and when it says "please show blah blah blah your ID" just hope no one comes and get your tickets...thats what me and my friend did back in the day
Oct 26 2009 7:19PM
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mr_grom
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You are allowed to see an R Rated movie with people over a certain age if you are "underage".
Oct 26 2009 7:23PM
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vincentlee223
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Wrong!
Oct 26 2009 7:24PM
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eljusto.
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This is what I do done it tons of times never been caught.
Oct 26 2009 7:25PM
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1337
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this is what I do, dont know bout you guys, but at my theater there is a separate ramp for going to the bathroom vs. the one where they rip studs and whatnot.i just walk past the box office, go to the bathroom, grab some food, and look at the big board that shows all the movies above. then i just walk up that ramp and confidently stride to the theater.

If you are super young (im 16 and can pull off being 17, so they aren't suspicious) go into w/e theater it is, and find some older people (older than 18 too, like old enough to be your parents) and sit RIGHT next ot them. That way when they look around, they are 100x more likely to overlook you because you look like you are with more mature elders. This only works if there are 2-3 max. if you have a bigger crew, just divide and conquer. NEVER sit in a huge group of 14 year olds, you will get busted SOO quickly.
Oct 26 2009 7:25PM
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KarmaInitiative
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ik but were not really gonna stand out

and to the person who said something about cops, the age requirements arent laws, just rules that the theaters agree to. the worst they can do is make you leave
Oct 26 2009 7:27PM
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TURTLEMAN1
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gay thread just to let you know
Oct 26 2009 7:29PM
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Shewlur...
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it's pretty easy.

buy tickets to another movie, with a similar show time, and just walk into the r movie.  i have done that many times without trouble, and if there are people standing by the doors, just walk in with a crowd and you're fine.  most recently, my friend and i bought tickets to Where The Wild Things Are for a 7:20 showtime, and walked into zombieland which had a showtime of 7:30.
Oct 26 2009 7:29PM
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Crack.
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badass.
Oct 26 2009 7:30PM
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switchieski
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this yo
Oct 26 2009 7:31PM
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Shewlur...
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haha
sorry if it sounded like i was claiming, because that would be just stupid to claim about. 

but re-reading it, it does sound like i was claiming.  haha, my bad
Oct 26 2009 7:38PM
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vincentlee223
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Hold up, in the US, there are people checking while youre in the theatre? Ive never seen that in theatres in Canada. Of course there are the ticket rippers, but thats before the movie. So there are ushers?
Oct 26 2009 7:59PM
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gbirrd
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nice claim on shaving..... pop boost
Oct 26 2009 8:01PM
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FerrisBueller
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im 15 but they dont even ask if im old enough, let just let me in
Oct 26 2009 8:01PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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Just say your good friends with Chris Ratque (i dont know who he is but i havent paid for a ticket in months)
Oct 26 2009 8:03PM
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skiierman
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what the fuck are you doing online without your parents permission?
Oct 26 2009 8:07PM
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Gavajabra
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skiierman strikes again!
Oct 26 2009 8:09PM
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Been.stick
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this
Oct 26 2009 8:14PM
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Bab.
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come to quebec, where most movies are 13+ (it has to be some real gnarly shit to be rated 16+), booze at 18 and icy east coast winters!
Oct 26 2009 8:16PM
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doublexl
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find a movie thats not rated R that starts a little before the one you want to see. go to that and then just walk into the R rated movie. aint shit. we did this when we went to see the hangover and the employees totally knew cause there was like 12 people in the theater, but they didnt give a shit.
Oct 26 2009 8:25PM
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summersover
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I love it, in Quebec a movie Rated-R in the US is like PG-13
it was badass when I was younger but now im old and dont care
Oct 26 2009 8:34PM
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mynilla
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most theaters dont even care just buy the ticket
Oct 26 2009 8:34PM
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yellav
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step brothers was really rated r?
Oct 26 2009 9:04PM
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rj.
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oh those fucking canadians. so street.
Oct 26 2009 9:07PM
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SN_VT
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yeah, samwise is right. those R-rated movies have some pretty dirty stuff in them...
Oct 26 2009 9:12PM
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appa
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don't be a pussy and walk right on in or get a friend to open a back door mad easy you just feel sketchy cause you're 12
Oct 26 2009 9:14PM
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Ben.
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i dont think i ever got ID'd even when i was underage...


and where the fuck do you live where people check tickets once your in the theater? thats never happened to me in my life...
Oct 26 2009 9:15PM
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