FAILED MY DRIVERS TEST

maybe quit sucking and get good. playing

wait, why hasn't anyone questioned the fact that he stated that some chicks were going to pay for gas and food AND put out. that doesn't work. I wouldn't give this kid 5 seconds of my life with english speaking skills like that.

AHAHAHAHA I cant fucking believe you failed. I didnt even know that was fucking possible. I really wish they only gave you one shot, I mean if you are that bad of a driver you should never be allowed to get behind the wheel. Do us all a favor and dont try again~

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dude i got a ticket for "failing to stop at a stop sign". i just pulled past the stop sign then stopped. and she gives me a ticket. i was so pissed. sucks you failed though.

everyone fails that shit at some point. the system is so flawed anyways, half the people that drive cars SHOULD NOT EVER BE ALLOWED TO. PERIOD. but yeah anyways, the first time i took that shit the entire time on road portion took 45 minutes, which is a long time i guess because the second time it took 15 minutes. the thing is, the first time i took it i failed in the last 5 minutes, so basically the guy sat there and we drove around until eventually i did something which caused me to fail the test. If you drove around with any given driver in the world, they would probably do the same thing in 45 minutes or less. nobody is perfect.

a kid i know had tourettes worst driver ever

he passed no idea how.

Mmm no bueno

Sorry man, that sucks.

hah im sorry if i let you down

I 100 percent agree with you that 50 percent of people shouldnt be allowed to drive. there were two girls ahead of me that when they went to parrellel park (its the first thing in the test) one hit the first car your supposed to pull up next to (hahaaahaaahhha) and the other was around 8 feet from the curb when she was done. So yeah its scary some people are allowed to drive. And guyyssss and one gal i believe i never said im a perfect driver, but i guarantee you im a very good driver for my age and i should be able to go werever exept the highways in pa. 4 of my friends parents that let me drive there cars were impressed and all felt comfortable and safe with me driveing them and there kids around. So if that many adults who have been driveing for 30 years or more believe i should have my liscence i should. And some of you should be picking the sand out of there vaginas insted of being on ns.

And this is a loveing thread

not a hate thread

No more hate from the dick on

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There are a few things that you will fail for automatically that you wouldn't really think.

California roll (probably what you did.) - This is where you would consider it a stop but then you kinda roll out just a tad cause there is some major bush in the way (california likes to put huge bushes on the corner of every road). They don't consider this a proper stop. You are better off stopping entirely and stretching your head out. They look at it as what if there is a car coming and youre slow inching causes them to assume you are stopped and they slam into you. It's your fault if that happens.

Cutting anyone off - for obvious reasons.

Having all of your turns too tight if you are on a course rather than normal traffic - This is bad cause it means you don't know how to properly handle your vehicle and are likely to not turn wide enough at lights and potentially hit cars. (I had a bus hit me this way... they didn't even realize it and totally f'ed up my car)

running a light - obvious

turning right on red when it says do not turn right on red - considered same as running a light

turning the wrong way onto a one way.


Things like parallel parking really only get considered if you make a few too narrow turns or dont check over your shoulder every lane for a multiple lane change.


I've got  a friend in the DMV that gave us the low down when my ex was trying to get a license (he had an Australian license so he had to take the driving test.

Hey fucker, may I tell you that your a fucking idiot. You must be the biggest doucher alive to fail that shit. Ill bet you have some serious shit going down in your dome to even come close to failing. I suggest you check yourself into the nearest retard clinic and get your self some help. Congratulations on receiving this years number one dumb ass award.

aww still sand in hollygroves vag

first of all, he makes an excellent point. second of all do you even know what a vagina feels like?

yeah, the driving tests are complete bullshit. some kids pass it, but they suck at driving. some kids fail it, but they're good drivers. it's ridiculous to have the test not include a good portion of driving on actual roads. what does a closed course tell you about how someone responds to actual driving conditions? nothing at all.

and the stop sign thing is bs, but when I did the test I stopped before the sign and counted out 1...2....3........ in my head. then I really obviously looked both ways a few times before continuing on.


the test consisted of over exaggerating every move and checking all the mirrors constantly, but they still have no idea if I can merge onto the highway during rush hour. it's completely useless.

This post just proves you deserved to fail that test. In order to be a responsible, safe driver, you have to have a somewhat high maturity level. True, some people attacking you were vulgar but they all made pretty valid points. If you could possibly put together a coherent sentence and hold an adult like conversation then maybe i'd believe that you're mature enough to be behind the wheel of a 2000 lb projectile, because that's truly what a car is. A lot can go wrong, it's not like riding a bicycle and when you mess up it will cost you money or maybe injuries.

But anyways if you're too lazy too read all of that here are some general points:

-7 months is not a lot of experience

-Parents are ridiculous, you can't believe what a few parents tell you about you're driving, they may be bad drivers or they may just be biased. Why do you think some parents let their kids go on a 3 hr road trip the first day they have their license in the family car? Because the parents are ignorant and the kid always crashes their car.haha

-Instead of whining about your instructor/tester go get some practice. 7 months in the grand scheme of things makes you a novice compared to most people on the road. As someone mentioned before, anyone can drive around town but i guaranteed you won't be ready for bad weather conditions,etc.

-Don't claim you plan on drifting into parking spots. I'm going to laugh when you come on NS complaing about how you hit someone elses car while you were being cool and drifting into parking spots.

-Don't claim about how you're going to get poon and have girls pay for your gas.

-Quit watching Ken Block videos.

Have a wonderful day,

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