I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
im taking latin 4 right now and its by far my favorite class. our teacher is the absolute man. he graduated from yale and got his PHD there, and studied for a few years at oxford. hes probably the smartest person i know, as well as most knowledgeable. its really not even a latin class, but more of a roman history