Dear Canada

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Dear Canada, I am writing you to see what you use when you go seal clubbing. What kind of club do you use?
I also am wondering if you see more Canadian Tuxedo's, Maple Leaf jerseys, or Flanel?

Im gonna be a stereotypical Canadian for halloween, and am just looking to make my apparel as acurate as possible.

Oct 18 2009 10:26PM

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rYb

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Louie vill sluggers are the best seal killing tools.

Oct 18 2009 10:29PM

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TimS

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Maple Leafs? no no no... Montreal Canadiens!

Oct 18 2009 10:30PM

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Arabian.

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I think you should just ask the french. It's basically the same.

Oct 18 2009 10:32PM

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B.Snow

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trust.

Oct 18 2009 10:36PM

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ROOS.

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i have eaten seal, which after being eaten i confirmed was clubbed another member of this forum did as well and almost tossed his (seal) cookies when he discovered his dinner had indeed been hit with multiple clubs.

I would like to think they used Louisville sluggers to do the job

Oct 18 2009 10:36PM

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holyDINOSAURS

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...whaT?

Oct 18 2009 10:38PM

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Valind

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bes all time costume

Oct 18 2009 10:40PM

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no doot about it. but ya know, if ya would just shoot a nail right threw the middle, bam, nails in bat. just knockem once er twice.

WaTCH FUBaR BEFORE!!!!! it is the guide to canada

YEr anbrrssmnt to PiLSnrrr deeeenrrrrrrrr

Oct 18 2009 10:40PM

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ElbridgeGerry

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Kenora Dinner Jacket AKA flannel. We generally used hooked sticks to beat the seals over the head with, it works wonders. If you started calling everyone a hoser and had a mullet and a dirty flexfit Calgary Flames hat that would be marvelous. Also if you had a moustache of some sort..no beard, just a moustache.

Oct 18 2009 10:43PM

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marsland

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any more suggestions

Oct 19 2009 3:05PM

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Pow.yuHdig*

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flannel is definatley the most common but go with the canadian tuxedo

Oct 19 2009 3:06PM

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k-rob

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talk about how fucked up Texas is and how you still go tobogganing cause you don't think it's just for little kids.

Oct 19 2009 3:09PM

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bring some poutine to snack on, it will get you into caractor

Oct 19 2009 3:10PM

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Jamestown

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That's my Halloween costume!

With a bike helmet.

Oct 19 2009 3:10PM

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nickyp

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Allez les Habs!

Oct 19 2009 3:10PM

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Jodi

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"TRON funkin BLOWS..."

Oct 19 2009 3:42PM

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watch "Strange Brew" it may not tell you about seal hunting but it covers just about everything else about Canada... plus, if i remember correctly it's crazy funny.

Oct 19 2009 3:43PM

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word-sauce

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beer helmet+some cold canadian+hockey jersey= classic

Oct 19 2009 3:49PM

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.frenchy

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my name says it all

Oct 19 2009 3:52PM

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carry an axe, 12 pack of canadian, louie vill slugger and a dog wistle wearing a red plaid jacket over a CANUCKS jersey :)

Oct 19 2009 4:16PM

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ElbridgeGerry

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God I hope my sarcasm meter isn't broken.

Poor ass Inuit don't have the money to buy a 50 cal. They usually shoot em with a .270 or a .22

Oct 19 2009 6:09PM

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AdolfShitler

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NO ONE WEARS MAPLE LEAFS JERSEYS EXCEPT PEOPLE IN TORONTO. KNOW WHY? CAUSE THEY SUCK. i see a lot of flannel but as for ski clubbing... ask the inuit. they live off that shit

Oct 19 2009 6:12PM

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AdolfShitler

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ok double post.. i dont know why the fuck i said 'ski' clubbing meant seal.

Oct 19 2009 6:13PM

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Oct 19 2009 6:15PM

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Habs jersey or

kind of flannel with beaver fur hat and good beer. or

bonhomme carnaval

Oct 19 2009 6:18PM

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ElbridgeGerry

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Me thinks you don't know what you're talking about. A sniper rifle is hardly what they use, it's just a regular ass rifle. I think the most recent seal hunt had a really really low quota? Something like 100,000 animals. That's hardly enough to make any money off of. Commercial seal hunting is sort of a misnomer as it implies that they're some big ass deathship firing massive guns at poor helpless seals. It's usually just a smaller vessel that's like 40 or 50 feet and they shoot them, if they don't die they take the hakapik to them..kinda funny really. I mean shit, I'm a lot crueler to animals than the seal hunters, I shot a pigeon thirteen times before it finally died on Saturday. Two of the shots shattered it's beak and the last shot took it's eye out and splattered what little brain it had onto the grass behind it.

Oct 19 2009 10:23PM

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This is what you do:

Dress up as a Tim Hortons coffee cup.

And get a half pound of BC Bud

Blaze that shit like its legal.

Two things every Canadian has.

Dope and TH

Oct 19 2009 10:30PM

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