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Terribly weird thread, but this question must be answered.

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EastCoast315
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Delete this if you must, but does anyone know the world record for the farthest piss anyone has ever taken? My cousin challenged me. He said that if I can get into the book of world records, he will take me to any mountain of my choice in all of north america.
As of right now, my record is about 23 feet, and thats not from an elevated surface, just flat. From a cliff, Ive never measured, but I would eyeball it some 35 feet from a 10-15 foot height.

So, if it was weird reading that, dont flame me, just leave. Sorry you had to see that.
And if your intrigued, ask me about my technique. The circumsized need not apply.
Oct 18 2009 10:27AM
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EastCoast315
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I wouldnt give a fuck if someone watched me piss to get in this book. I mean, Its a skill I tend to flaunt, in the right crowd. Backwoods bonfires with rednecks and boonbillies? I piss right over the fire and into the spitoon. Wal mart? I piss from my car to the moped 5 spots over
Oct 18 2009 6:23PM
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Jamestown
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Here:

Range= (Initial velocity squared x cosine(2angle)/9.81
Oct 18 2009 6:25PM
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Delphi
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The only thing I can think of reading this thread is: Thank god my parents made the right decision and snipped it up when I was born.
Oct 18 2009 6:28PM
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zylstra
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.....................
Oct 18 2009 6:28PM
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tBatt
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... or you could just know 45° is the angle for maximum distance

Oct 18 2009 6:52PM
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daringharry.
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im just here to say uncut ftw
Oct 18 2009 6:53PM
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deleted5
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I like where this is going
Oct 18 2009 7:02PM
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EastCoast315
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+k
we need a cult or something
Oct 18 2009 7:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
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 .
Oct 18 2009 7:12PM
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EastCoast315
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https://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4781/

The Uncut Cocks Cult!
If youve got that skin, its for the win!

UCC REPPIN
Oct 18 2009 7:17PM
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summersover
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bahahahaha what a slogan
Oct 18 2009 7:18PM
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m3mike02
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after a night of drinking I've pissed what felt like 23 gallons. is that a record?
Oct 18 2009 7:23PM
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theblacktaco
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haahh thats great
Oct 18 2009 7:25PM
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daringharry.
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haha oh wow
Oct 18 2009 8:47PM
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davar6
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pshhh. distance pissing is a simple task.

now distance pooping... there's something to be proud of!

Oct 18 2009 9:03PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahaahahah great thread.... proud to be snipped

Oct 18 2009 9:17PM
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beezey
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that proves it, the uncut have seemed to take over the world in their meaningless guiness world of records wants
Oct 18 2009 9:19PM
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EastCoast315
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Yes. There is a certain brilliance only the uncut can achieve.
Oct 18 2009 9:37PM
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TheBeardedOne
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a lot of ladies say that too...
Oct 18 2009 9:51PM
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KrazyistKarl
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how the hell did you figure this out??
Oct 18 2009 10:16PM
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.David.
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Call up guiness book of world records and get in there yo
Oct 18 2009 10:49PM
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.David.
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Or check their website
Oct 18 2009 10:52PM
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Rachy
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Please tell me you clean it really really really well before you let a girl go down on you.....


Oct 18 2009 11:04PM
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squibble
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id rather be circumcised than have the ability to pee really far
Oct 18 2009 11:06PM
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gbirrd
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someone has not learned from the other thread.....
Oct 18 2009 11:20PM
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EastCoast315
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of COURSE
thats a fucking no brainer..? I shower once a day, it gets cleaned once a day. Its really not a problem
Oct 19 2009 6:06AM
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GANDALF
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turtlenecks vs. crewnecks..
Oct 19 2009 6:35AM
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*steeze_is_good
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I lowered your karma, why the fuck would you flame a noob if you're a noob too?
Noob..
Oct 19 2009 7:42AM
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daringharry.
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its frenchy
Oct 19 2009 8:13AM
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daringharry.
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of course we clean down there stupid....
Oct 19 2009 8:14AM
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Lemuel
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You said it man, thank god.
Oct 19 2009 8:53AM
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=FLO=
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Wow, thanx for the LOL's - funniest thing I have read in a while.

And 23 feet? That is truly amazing, you need to go for the world record.

Oct 19 2009 11:38AM
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