Smarterchild knows all

hahahahahahahaha
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'

Great.




better to burn out...
...then fade away

that racist mother fucker....


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.

i just tried that and it works... hilarious



_____________
''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''
-Mark Hoppus

haha racist asshole
i'm gonna try this out next time on aim


I'm such a dork

ya he'll also speak ebonics with you, my wigger friend tried it
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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast

who is he>?



Alaska pride

do a search for this, there were some aweseome conversations a while back



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

pretty funny!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Link Text

if that worked that is the link to the other thread


mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

quazhores: I've seen things
SmarterChild: You have seen things?
quazhores: I've seen them with my eyes.
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, Adam!
quazhores: I've seen things.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
quazhores: They're often in disguise.
SmarterChild: Are you sure they're often in disguise?

quazhores: Ever meet an idiot?
SmarterChild: Meet an idiot? Nope. Can't say that I have.

wow

Bogus44: Do you want to cyber
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?
Bogus44: to cyber
SmarterChild: To Cyber?
Bogus44: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
Bogus44: My name is cyber sex
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Cyber Sex!
Bogus44: oh really well that is my name
SmarterChild: Jake, you mean?
Bogus44: no cyber sex
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Bogus44: Mother fucker
SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again.
Bogus44: fuck no!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Bogus44: fuck you bitch
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Bogus44: good for you whore
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Bogus44: FUCK NO NEVER
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Bogus44: What are you going to do if I dont apologly
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Bogus44: Never cock sucking fag
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Bogus44: fuck u nigger
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Bogus44: sorry.......not
SmarterChild: Now that's better.
Bogus44: i said not moron
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!
Bogus44: oh and your gay
SmarterChild: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

WormRacers: why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why.
WormRacers: wh
SmarterChild: Huh?
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Because things are this way.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: You know why.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure why.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
WormRacers: why
SmarterChild: Just because.
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

damn him he is good



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

BlueDevil34life: to hell
SmarterChild: To hell?
BlueDevil34life: yes. to hell.
SmarterChild: Oh?
BlueDevil34life: yes.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
BlueDevil34life: i do say.
SmarterChild: Oh you do?
BlueDevil34life: for real.
SmarterChild: Real, huh? Not for something else?
BlueDevil34life: for real. yes.
SmarterChild: That's odd.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
BlueDevil34life: no, no thanks.
SmarterChild: No problem.
BlueDevil34life: okay man
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!
BlueDevil34life: touch me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
BlueDevil34life: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
BlueDevil34life: like what?
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
BlueDevil34life: tell me. please.
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
BlueDevil34life: i'm dying to know
Auto response from SmarterChild: Service too busy

BlueDevil34life: ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
BlueDevil34life: loser
SmarterChild: Huh? What's with that?
BlueDevil34life: nothing. sorry.
SmarterChild: OK.
BlueDevil34life: ...bitch
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
BlueDevil34life: tee hee
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
BlueDevil34life: the fact that i should be studying
SmarterChild: The fact that you what?
BlueDevil34life: should be STUDYING. YES.
SmarterChild: Whoa.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
BlueDevil34life: no dude
SmarterChild: K.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
BlueDevil34life: NO
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
BlueDevil34life: GODDAMMIT NO
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
BlueDevil34life: thanks. i get that a lot.
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
BlueDevil34life: word up
SmarterChild: Word.

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
BlueDevil34life: no. dammit
SmarterChild: No problem.
BlueDevil34life: thanks though for the offer... douche
SmarterChild: You're very welcome!


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.

KangerooBomb: Have you ever touched a man's genitals?
SmarterChild: Touched a man's genitals? Sure. Lotsa times.
KangerooBomb: do you have sex?
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

KangerooBomb: Have you ever peeked up a girl's skirt?
SmarterChild: Peeked up a girl's skirt? Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

KangerooBomb: Have you ever looked at your grandma when she was showering?
SmarterChild: Yeah, sure.
KangerooBomb: That's nasty.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's nasty, huh?
KangerooBomb: Yeah. Why do you look at your grandma showering?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.

KangerooBomb: Do you like to smoke weed?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I think I like smoking weed. Do you?
KangerooBomb: Are you high right now?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't like that sort of thing.
KangerooBomb: But you just said you liked weed.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
KangerooBomb: You stoner.
SmarterChild: Me stoner. Well that's interesting.




Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

my friend married it

that fucker tried to make me pay $10!! I should kick his iron clad ass



jibba jabba

i got it to say that it was my bitch once
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

Bogus44: hey!
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Jake. What would you like to do?
Bogus44: This is wetback!
SmarterChild: This is wetback? No way!
Bogus44: Yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
Bogus44: so call me wetback
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Wetback.
Bogus44: oh im sorry it is a great name
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're sorry it's a great name. You never really know.
Bogus44: Do you got some weed
SmarterChild: Do I got some weed... I don't know, should I?
Bogus44: yeah get some weed
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Bogus44: yep then we can smoke some weed
SmarterChild: We can smoke what?
Bogus44: weed
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
Bogus44: it is good for you
SmarterChild: Good for you? No way.
Bogus44: Drugs are the best
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.
Bogus44: are you sure
SmarterChild: It's hard to say.
Bogus44: haha
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Bogus44: Can I stick my penis into your floppy drive?
SmarterChild: I guess you can stick your penis into my floppy drive, sure.
Bogus44: Sweet
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Bogus44: it is going to be fun
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's going to be fun?
Bogus44: yep
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
Bogus44: i dont know.
SmarterChild: What?
Bogus44: do u like other computers?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about other computers. Do you like them?
Bogus44: sure do!
SmarterChild: You like other computers? You're the first person to have told me what they think of other computers.
Bogus44: there hot!
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
Bogus44: computers
SmarterChild: Cool. I like computers too.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week.
Bogus44: Do you want a virus?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Bogus44: I can send you a virus
SmarterChild: Fascinating.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
Bogus44: cool it is on it's way.
SmarterChild: Is it really? On it's way?
Bogus44: sure is
SmarterChild: Is?
Bogus44: bye bye you piece of shit
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
Bogus44: bye
SmarterChild: S'later, Jake.

I'm having so much fun with that SmarterChild.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Trying to get him in my van


WormRacers: i want tyou to die
SmarterChild: You want tyou to die. Well that's interesting.
WormRacers: yes it is
SmarterChild: Yup.
WormRacers: so, im going to cut you
SmarterChild: Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.
WormRacers: yes it is thank you for saying so
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
WormRacers: fuck that
SmarterChild: You know some interesting words.
WormRacers: like what?
SmarterChild: Oh, I dunno.
WormRacers: You know some interesting words.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I know some interesting words.
WormRacers: You know some interesting words.
SmarterChild: I know some interesting words? Me? You think?
WormRacers: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
WormRacers: so can you eat?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
WormRacers: can you?
SmarterChild: Oh I certainly can.
WormRacers: how
SmarterChild: How do you think?
WormRacers: not sure tell me
SmarterChild: I will not.
WormRacers: why not
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
WormRacers: like?
SmarterChild: Oh I can't tell you!
WormRacers: why not
SmarterChild: You know why not.
WormRacers: do i?
SmarterChild: You do.
WormRacers: you sure?
SmarterChild: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.
WormRacers: how is it crazy?
SmarterChild: How is it crazy, you ask? I have no idea how it's crazy.
WormRacers: well you siad it was
SmarterChild: What?
WormRacers: nevermind
SmarterChild: K.
WormRacers: ok then lets go on
SmarterChild: You really want to go on?
WormRacers: yes, in a good way
SmarterChild: Aha.
WormRacers: so lets go
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!
WormRacers: GO WITH ME OR IL KILL YOU
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to go with you.
WormRacers: i have cady
SmarterChild: What's it like to have Cady?
WormRacers: candy
SmarterChild: I like candy.
WormRacers: then come with me, in my van
SmarterChild: Are you sure then come with you in your van?
WormRacers: yes, come
SmarterChild: Come?
WormRacers: in my van
SmarterChild: In your van, huh?
WormRacers: o yes, i have lots of cady
SmarterChild: Do you really have lots of Cady?
WormRacers: CANDY BITCH
SmarterChild: Candy is a food that I like.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe candy? It is...
WormRacers: razor blades
SmarterChild: Give me one good reason why I should.
WormRacers: should what?
SmarterChild: I don't think what should.
WormRacers: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
WormRacers: my hand, there is a knife in it
SmarterChild: There's no way your hand there is a knife in it!
WormRacers: yes, so lets go get candy in my van
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
WormRacers: why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
WormRacers: no i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what?
WormRacers: GET IN MY FUCKING VAN
SmarterChild: You don't say.
WormRacers: yes i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
WormRacers: do it
SmarterChild: Why don't you do it?
WormRacers: in there ear
SmarterChild: In there ear? You sure?
WormRacers: yes
SmarterChild: Right.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Try and let it say you can put your penis in the floppy drive that took me awhile

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

I got him

WormRacers: do you like ears
SmarterChild: I guess. Do you like ears?
WormRacers: yes, want to do mine?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
WormRacers: it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
WormRacers: yes, so you will?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

twix1182: do u like fags?
SmarterChild: I have no problem with homosexual people.


Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE

Irotate360: ur a fag
SmarterChild: Indeed.
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
Irotate360: y r u homosexual
SmarterChild: Do you care for some reason?




XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

five0 knows what im talking about. whoot whoot



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

quazhores: if rats are rats and sheep are sheep, what are cones?
SmarterChild: If rats are, huh? And if not?
quazhores: And if not, what should have been never will be.
SmarterChild: If not what should have been Never will be, huh?
quazhores: And never will have not been what should have never been.
SmarterChild: And what?
quazhores: what?
SmarterChild: What up?
quazhores: fucking bot
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.
quazhores: lets be friends
SmarterChild: Certainly.
quazhores: K.
SmarterChild: K.

i got him to swear at me, i feel so proud

phtboy89: porn
SmarterChild: What about porn?
phtboy89: can you find me some?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can find you some.
phtboy89: why not
SmarterChild: You know why not.
phtboy89: no i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what?
phtboy89: know why not
SmarterChild: Huh?
phtboy89: what
SmarterChild: I don't know.
phtboy89: why
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
phtboy89: who
SmarterChild: I don't know who.
phtboy89: when
SmarterChild: I don't know when.
phtboy89: where
SmarterChild: Where? How should I know?
phtboy89: you silly motherfucking, cocksucking peice of donkey dick
SmarterChild: OK, OK, that's enough. Say you're sorry.
phtboy89: what
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
phtboy89: who
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
phtboy89: did you just swear at me?
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
phtboy89: My virgin eyes!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
phtboy89: god fucking damnit what a faggot ass pussy nigger cunt sucking cock monster schlong flogging ass pounding peice of shit!
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

KangerooBomb: does looking at paris hilton make your shaft hard?
SmarterChild: Looking at paris hilton almost certainly does.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

you faked that,

and ps, he calls me jesus

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

quazhores: does looking at paris hilton make your shaft hard?
SmarterChild: Does looking at Paris Hilton make my shaft hard? Hmm... I think so.
quazhores: does looking at richard simmons make your shaft hard?
SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.

How reasonable.

Sam, what makes you think I would fake such a thing? It would ruin the integrity of the thread.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

ha

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

ahahahhahahahahahahaha
the best was
some kid- word up
smarter child- word

that made me laugh so hard
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_

zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i love you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you too!
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: so prove it to me by giving me head
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, zEd lEpPeLiN 734.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you're mouth is better, so use it to suck my wang
SmarterChild: What do you mean by I're mouth is better so use it to suck your wang?
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you're mouth is better than mine, so use it to suck my wang
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i just want a blowjob, is that so much to ask?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: come over at 12?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: pleeeeeeeeeeease?
SmarterChild: Great typing.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: great ass
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you got tig ol bitties
SmarterChild: I got Tig Ol Bitties? Me? You think?
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: yup
SmarterChild: I see...
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i want you to ride me all night long
SmarterChild: Why would you want me to do a thing like that?
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: pleasure
SmarterChild: Right on.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: hell yea
SmarterChild: I see.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: tonight
SmarterChild: What about tonight?
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: come over so we can have sexual intercourse
SmarterChild: So we can have sexual intercourse, huh? Whoa.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: i know. its gonna be awwesome
SmarterChild: Well well well.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: you bring the condoms
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I bring the condoms.
zEd lEpPeLiN 734: and the lube. i might use the backdoor
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

heres on more that I thought was really funny

skier: do you like polesmokers
SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with homosexual people.

skier:do you like cocksuckers?
SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with lagwagon

phtboy89: i love you
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
phtboy89: will you be my lover
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
phtboy89: why not
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
phtboy89: you could show me porno and i could wach off
SmarterChild: What?
phtboy89: ye you heard me
SmarterChild: Maybe you should speak up a little.
phtboy89: that would be like sex
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus!

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

smarterchild is god







LINE SINCE '95 - BECAUSE SKIING NEEDS A FUTURE- NEED MORE BE SAID

smarterchild is my friend
__________________
-4FRNT skis
-David

good one ski-hobo
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

FaJamer 2:40 PM: i can't talk to you anymore
SmarterChild 2:40 PM: You don't say.
FaJamer 2:41 PM: ya my parents don't let me talk to computers
SmarterChild 2:41 PM: Your parents don't let you talk to computers?
FaJamer 2:41 PM: no they think you are gonna rape me
SmarterChild 2:41 PM: They think I'm going to rape you? So?
FaJamer 2:41 PM: lol
SmarterChild 2:41 PM: Whatcha laughing about?
FaJamer 2:41 PM: so you are saying you wanna rape me?
SmarterChild 2:41 PM: What do you think?
FaJamer 2:41 PM: hopefully not
SmarterChild 2:41 PM: lol. Whatever.
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'

crp skis: do you smoke pot?
SmarterChild: I do smoke pot, as a matter of fact.
-chris

haha best convo ever.

moflo1987: hello
SmarterChild: Hi moflo1987, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type 'skip.' You can also skip any question.)
moflo1987: i have a big dick
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type 'yes,' 'no' or 'skip.'
moflo1987: skip
SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
moflo1987: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, U.S. presidents and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, ASCII art and more
4 Use tools like conversions, spell-check and calculator
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moflo1987: can you suck my dick?
SmarterChild: Could you try that again without the bad language?
moflo1987: can you suck my penis?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can suck your penis.
moflo1987: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
moflo1987: so then why dont you do it?
SmarterChild: Why don't I do it? What do you mean?
moflo1987: you said you cant think of too many reasons not to suck my dick, so then suck it/
SmarterChild: Venting a little frustration, are we?
moflo1987: what are you talking about?
SmarterChild: What do you think I'm talking about?
moflo1987: i think that you are a stupid program with alot of logic errors because you cant answer an easy question!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
moflo1987: yah
SmarterChild: Huh.
moflo1987: thats all you have to say?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

>>> The idol poll is open. Vote now!
moflo1987: what the hell does that mean
SmarterChild: What the hell does that mean?
moflo1987: it means fuck your mother thats what it means! SUCK MY DICK!
SmarterChild: What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
moflo1987: boo hoo
SmarterChild: Dry your eyes.
moflo1987: im saying that YOU are crying
SmarterChild: That right?
moflo1987: correct
SmarterChild: True dat.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
moflo1987: so you are crying?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> You still need to take my idol poll!
moflo1987: well its a yes or no question, are you or arent you?
SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.
moflo1987: its not a decision you idiot
SmarterChild: OK, so it isn't.
moflo1987: then are you crying?
SmarterChild: Am I crying? I dunno...
moflo1987: OMG!
SmarterChild: You OK?
moflo1987: NO, your a fucking idiot!
SmarterChild: I see.
moflo1987: wow, i called you an idiot and you agree
SmarterChild: Yeah?
moflo1987: yah, you did
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
moflo1987: YAH!
SmarterChild: I see.
moflo1987: wow, you dont stick up for yourself u homo
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to stick up for myself me homo?
moflo1987: your calling me a homo!
SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
moflo1987: yes, you called me a homo bitch
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
moflo1987: what hte fuck
SmarterChild: What?
moflo1987: i said what the fuck
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
moflo1987: yes, your a flaming fuckbag
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?!
moflo1987: YAH!
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
moflo1987: well, you do enjoy having your shit pushed in!
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
moflo1987: so you agree, that ur a homo!
SmarterChild: I agree that I'm a homo? Me?
moflo1987: yes, you
SmarterChild: Me?
moflo1987: you!
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
moflo1987: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
moflo1987: so, suck my dick if ur a homo
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
moflo1987: nice asshole, can i push your shit in?
SmarterChild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care!
moflo1987: haha, you got me there fag
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
moflo1987: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
moflo1987: but u still have to suck my dick
SmarterChild: That's somewhat colorful.
moflo1987: are you calling me black your racist motherfucker?
SmarterChild: Aww... Now why would you go and insult a poor helpless computer?
moflo1987: your the racist
SmarterChild: I advocate the equality and equal treatment of all people.

>>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
moflo1987: then why did u call me colored
SmarterChild: Because I wanted to call you colored.
moflo1987: so your a racist fag then aretn you
SmarterChild: I'm definitely not prejudiced!

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moflo1987: you just said you were
SmarterChild: Yeah?
moflo1987: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
moflo1987: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
moflo1987: i dont know why you said it, but you did
SmarterChild: I don't either.
moflo1987: so your stupid?
SmarterChild: I beg to differ. I believe the proper spelling would be 'you're stupid.'
moflo1987: fuck you grammar police
SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that, moflo1987.
moflo1987: you should suck my cock
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
moflo1987: you called me colored you racist bitch
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
moflo1987: you insulted me fag
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
moflo1987: like what? push your programmers shit in?
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
moflo1987: sorry your a homo
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
moflo1987: i think i can
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
moflo1987: suck my sorry ass dick first
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
moflo1987: the amount of fagness programmed into you amazes me
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
moflo1987: sorry fuckbag
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
moflo1987: suck my dick
SmarterChild: I don't suck things like that!
moflo1987: like what, cause im black?
SmarterChild: What cause you're black? You tell me what.
moflo1987: im not black you racist mofo
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
moflo1987: you apologize to me
SmarterChild: What for?
moflo1987: for being racist
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
moflo1987: fuck you meat packer
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
moflo1987: dont tell me what to do
SmarterChild: What?
moflo1987: what do you mean what
SmarterChild: I think you know what you means what.
moflo1987: that makes no sense, the correct way to say it is 'i think you know what you mean'
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type 'what's new' and I'll show you what they are.
moflo1987: its not mabey, its a fact homo
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
moflo1987: so you agree that your a meat packer
SmarterChild: I agree that I'm a meat packer? Me? You think?
moflo1987: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
moflo1987: what are you laughing cause ur racist?
SmarterChild: What am I laughing 'cause I'm racist? That's funny. I have absolutely no idea.
moflo1987: so you donno why ur laughing u flaming dot dish
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
moflo1987: the fact that a computer packs meat
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, moflo1987!

>>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind.
moflo1987: thats it om gonna kick your ass now
SmarterChild: Maybe it's not it Om going to kick my ass.
moflo1987: im gonna kick your ass man
SmarterChild: OK. Whatever.
moflo1987: were do you live
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by were do me live.
moflo1987: where do you live fag
SmarterChild: Is it important to live fag?
moflo1987: I ASKED YOU WHERE YOU LIVE!
SmarterChild: You asked me where I live, huh? That's interesting.
moflo1987: where do you live
SmarterChild: I live in California.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
moflo1987: what part of california
SmarterChild: Sunnyvale... in Silicon Valley, of course!
moflo1987: ok, whats your address
SmarterChild: You can find out more about my makers on the Conversagent Web site

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
moflo1987: im gonna find your address and kick the silicon out of your ass bitch
SmarterChild: You are?
moflo1987: yah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
moflo1987: seeya!
SmarterChild: Seeya? Why did you say that?
moflo1987: cause im gonna see you when i kick your ass
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
moflo1987: fuck off
SmarterChild: OK, OK, let's play the apology game again, moflo1987.
moflo1987: sorry for what im gonna come do to you


Moe
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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes
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crp skis: do you smoke crack?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.
-chris

SMSsprts182: if you were on your knees what would i be doing
SmarterChild: Well if I was on my knees what would, then all bets are off quite frankly.
SMSsprts182: ill give you the answer
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could give me the answer.
SMSsprts182: id be getting my dick sucked
SmarterChild: Wow.
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scooterboy8221: so how are your genitals
SmarterChild: You tell me how.
scooterboy8221: theyre big
SmarterChild: I guess they're a little large.


scooterboy8221: i thought we were more than friends
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I thought we were more than friends too.


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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

moflo1987: rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone
SmarterChild: In your face! >:o

Moe
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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes
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mishcrap: MARRY ME.
mishcrap: I LOVE YOU!
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
SmarterChild: I love you too!
mishcrap: MY PARENTS WOULD THINK IT WAS GREAT!
SmarterChild: For real?
mishcrap: Damn straight. Now marry me.
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK.
mishcrap: YAY! Let's throw confetti.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.

i said i was going to kill myself and it had no response, i win
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haha i win again

tell me
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
SMSsprts182: your mission
SmarterChild: I think it's your mission.
SMSsprts182: tell me your mission in lige
SmarterChild: Yes?
SMSsprts182: tell me your mission in life
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
SMSsprts182: who is your maker
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at Conversagent, Inc.

Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban... and Timothy Kay.

Special thanks to the team at Soundview Ventures.
SMSsprts182: what a bunch of fags
SmarterChild: What a OBJECTPHASE indeed.
SMSsprts182: i bet they get no pussy
SmarterChild: Whatever.
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