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A virgin in need!!!!

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skiingisballer
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
My girlfriend thinks its high time to fuck, and so do I, but I'm scared shitless. I'm really not looking to have a fucking kid and she won't go on birth control, so its up to me to wrap it up. I'm not packing a fucking canon or anything but I think she'll get the job done. I have now idea what the fuck to do. What kind to buy? What size to buy? When should i put it on? Should I have her put it on? How long I should last?


Help me out here. I'm terrified.
Oct 14 2009 4:24AM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
my new sig....
Oct 14 2009 11:19PM
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skiingisballer
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
17. btw shits going down tonight shes on her way over. just jerked it.
Oct 15 2009 1:18AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
^word dude. have fun. and remember... Pics or it didnt happen. now go get some!
Oct 15 2009 1:19AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You must tell us how it went sometime tomorrow.  And I put it this way so that you don't bust your nut and then run over to the comp to claim it or something.  Remember, cuddling is a thing girls like after sex for a little bit.
Oct 15 2009 1:19AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
I'll laugh if his next post in in like 20 minutes haha
Oct 15 2009 1:21AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Haha yes. This ftw.
Oct 15 2009 1:36AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
haha awww our little champ is growing up right before our very eyes. GO GET EM TIGER!
Oct 15 2009 1:37AM
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Mead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 41
POACH THAT SLEEVE BOIIIII
Oct 15 2009 1:56AM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
I think this is the warmest reception any single nser has ever received upon joining.

This could be horrendously funny if he managed to fuck up some how.
Oct 15 2009 2:03AM
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Mead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 41
I feel like it's pretty hard to fuck up as a virgin, I can't think of many situations that would ruin you, but it did make me think of this:


Oct 15 2009 2:06AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
Having to drink and/or smoke to work up the courage to fuck?

That's fucking lame.

I won't respond to anything else in your worthless post, because I said nothing of the sort.
Oct 15 2009 2:11AM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
i love this thread
Oct 15 2009 2:15AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
I'm so proud.  The only thing that can ruin this is a parental interruption or a pregnancy.  Makes me reminisce about my first time.  I was fuckin' lame in bed at 17 haha.  College and/or a steady gf really makes a huge difference.
Oct 15 2009 2:28AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
At least you got some, strange, in high school.  I had to wait until I was 20.
Oct 15 2009 2:29AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
I remember my first time..... she wasn't a virgin, she wanted to do it, I wanted to wait, but was down for everything else. So if my memory serves correct it started with kissing then and handjob and eating out, then her grabbing me, pulling me on top of her and sliding my bare cock inside and before i knew it i was having sex. Easy as that. I came. She cried for an hour.
Good luck chap, you only have one first time, have fun. And you will probably look back in the future and laugh, and offer your story to someone asking your very same question.
Oct 15 2009 2:39AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480

My first time we were both virgins... probably enough to say we didn't have a clue what we were doing lol.

I guess it's too late now, I was on a college computer for my last post and someone was looking at my screen while I was typing shit about sex which was awkward so I just hit reply before I could type anything substantial haha.

But go for round 2, you'll last much longer.  Just take a 10 minute break or so and work on getting that wood back and it'll last all night.  Since she's had sex before I would say to have her on top, she'll know what to do.  Don't try to pretend you haven't finished yet when you have, it won't be good.  You'll start to loose your boner, she'll know you've finished and the condom full of cum might fall off.

Oct 15 2009 2:59AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
haha didn't read the thread i just saw the title and lawl'd
Oct 15 2009 3:45AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
def an epic thread. Scott Baio ftw
Oct 15 2009 3:57AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
hurray!
Oct 15 2009 4:05AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Don't tell him that.  Sex is exactly like porn kid, if your good at it.
Oct 15 2009 4:22AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
I agree high sex is da best!
Oct 15 2009 5:31AM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
well ow did it go?
Oct 15 2009 10:48AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
have you ever seen a vagina before?
It's like when you get into math late and your immidiate reaction is wtf are all these numbers on the board?  and once you sit there for a while and figure it out, you understand it .

It'll cum bud, both figuratively and literally.
Oct 15 2009 11:29AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
hahaha that math quote was pretty damn good



SOOOOO HOWD IT GO?

i dont think anyones asked this yet, is she fat?


Oct 15 2009 11:35AM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
i asked it. look 2 post up
Oct 15 2009 12:10PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha you fucking suck at arguing, especially considering youre such a keyboard warrior.
no one said anything about HAVING to drink or smoke. just that it wont hurt. you are such a pussy
Oct 15 2009 12:16PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
i has the same problem in second grade
Oct 15 2009 12:19PM
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crunkasfuck
Posts: 752 - Karma: 352
its all about the before play 2/3, intercourse wont last to long for your first time. don't get right down to business. if done right she will be screaming for you to poke it in. fool around feel her up ect... ask her to give you dome, blow a load, reload wile you eat her out, then strap up and get her done 1/3, you will last much longer if you do this with a rubber in all. its a good approach for first timer. good luck have fun and try not to be awkward. sex is not magical or as big a deal as you think.
Oct 15 2009 12:21PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
Dude, lay the fuck off of him.  You're arguing over petty bullshit where both of you are arguing past each other anyways. btw, you suck at arguing too.



I hope that since he hasn't posted yet that everything went ok haha.
Oct 15 2009 12:44PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
You got balls posting this on NS. I'm glad everyone wasn't a huge dousche about because most likely more than %50 of NS'ers are virgins, including me. +K
Oct 15 2009 12:51PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
my first time i was too big for this bitches pussy she was complaining that it hurt so she just blew me to finish me off instead
Oct 15 2009 12:51PM
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messplay
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you are a fuckin joke kid.
Oct 15 2009 12:51PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
pics or it didn't happen
Oct 15 2009 12:52PM
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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211

Im actually really exited to see what happenes

Oct 15 2009 2:07PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
the suspense is killing me to man
Oct 15 2009 2:15PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Post on this thread how it turned out! +Vibes
Oct 15 2009 2:34PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
a 55 gallon drum of ky jelly is what you children need.
Oct 15 2009 2:44PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
so hows this thread going?
Oct 15 2009 3:09PM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
my threads?
Oct 15 2009 3:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
You are not ready to have sex. I would go ahead and talk her the right the fuck out of it. Nowish.
Oct 15 2009 3:33PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I did too, but it's only because I lost my V card kinda late, so when I finally did get a girl in the sack I wanted to make sure I would continue getting laid, so I (clumsily) licked her vagina for like a half hour or more. It was by no means due to anything resembling natural talent. Just foolish persistence.
Oct 15 2009 3:36PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
Do you struggle with reading? My reply was to a post that suggested that the kid use booze/drugs to work up the balls to fuck this chick. That's shit advice, point blank.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about...you inserted yourself, said something irrelevant and argued something I didn't even say. You can paint me as some straight edge "pussy" if you want. It's pretty clear where you're at what with the edgy username and all.

Not replying to you anymore on the grounds that you're retarded.
Oct 15 2009 4:23PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
High sex is what God put us on this earth for. 90% of the time I smoke these days, boning is part of the eventual plan.
Oct 15 2009 4:29PM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
I am way to excited for the result
Oct 15 2009 4:39PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
hahahahaha no. I did not say a word about getting the balls up to "fuck this chick"
-I posted about lasting longer.
-I NEVER said to do it, i spoke about myself
-I said to loosen up the shyness,  not get shitfaced, and by that i meant so the whole thing wasnt silent.
-daytripper is a beatles song prior to their lsd experimentation, he may love the beatles as do i
_Second to that, psychedelics arent edgy, that would be coke, meth, speed, amphetamines.
-Just cause your family or whoever sent you to rehab for what they probably told you uncontrollable -drinking and reefer madness does not mean everybody is a "dope fiend"
-MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE, i have blazed every day for god knows how long, I got sick stopped for a day and decided to take a break for a week or however long and feel no addiction what so ever. im still on that right now, and quite frequently take tolerance breaks with a smile.
 
Obviously with you society and the government has won, there is nothing that defines whats right and wrong, not religion, not parents, not the government, its up to oneself.

the only reason you do shit the way you do is because thats what they want.


that got just a little off topic hahaha
and for the record, i dont drink but maybe a few times a year



Oct 15 2009 4:49PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahaha i meant the question... is she fat?
Oct 15 2009 4:51PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
bahahahahahaha.

Society and the government? My parents? Oh god. I hope you're 17.

You have zero clue what you're talking about when it comes to addiction, "the man", and least of all, my experience with drugs.
Oct 15 2009 4:57PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
FUCK THIS DISCUSSION!  Move it to another thread.

I wish to hear how this kid made out last night.
Oct 15 2009 5:00PM
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casual
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sorry, I'm done.
Oct 15 2009 5:02PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha thats a predictable response.
obviously you havent done enough to completely miss what i just said.

lets hear your experience with drugs!?
what did you do?
for how long?
how many times?

and ill be 16 1/2 on the 21st

Oct 15 2009 5:05PM
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