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A virgin in need!!!!

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skiingisballer
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
My girlfriend thinks its high time to fuck, and so do I, but I'm scared shitless. I'm really not looking to have a fucking kid and she won't go on birth control, so its up to me to wrap it up. I'm not packing a fucking canon or anything but I think she'll get the job done. I have now idea what the fuck to do. What kind to buy? What size to buy? When should i put it on? Should I have her put it on? How long I should last?


Help me out here. I'm terrified.
Oct 14 2009 4:24AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Unless you get a magnum, I am pretty sure most condoms are the same size.  I'm half Asian, I was quite worried about the size thing my first time too.

Learn how to eat her out too.  Get her nice and wet and it will make it somewhat more enjoyable.  Is she a virgin as well?  If so, you are going to have to go extra slow cause it won't be comfortable for her.  If not, let her kinda lead cause she will have some sembelence of any idea for what she likes.  You won't last very long your first time either, it's pretty much a given.  And real sex is nothing like porn so don't expect her to swallow your cock, for you to literally be able to band her like a hammer, or that if you go to the butt spit on the cock and asshole will work.
Oct 14 2009 4:30AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Trojan regulars. Although they get a little tight if you're 8 inches or more.
Oct 14 2009 4:33AM
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Arabian.
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You put it on, and you should last AT LEAST 15 minutes, or until she cums.
Oct 14 2009 4:34AM
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skiingisballer
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
thanks for the advice, keep it coming.
(the advice about porn giving me an unrealistic impression of sex is so true) That is comforting. And no she is not a virgin, that is part of the reason I'm freaked out. I don't want to fuck this up.
Oct 14 2009 4:38AM
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Mr.Panda
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Quick question, does she know you are?
Oct 14 2009 4:38AM
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skiingisballer
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
Nope.
Oct 14 2009 4:42AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
First, relax.  She'll be nervous too, but remember, no one is watching, it's just about the two of you.  Lower your expectations, sex is awesome, but the first time is more about you two having a special moment than a pleasure fest.  Fool around as you normally would but concentrate on the things that get her fired up, don't think about getting any yourself really yet, it will be short enough as it is (this is normal).  Once you get her warmed up, ask her if she's ready, then take your condom out.  Put it on yourself, it's just as easy as it sounds, get some extra lubricated condoms, things are likely to be tight at first, this will make it easier.  Then go for it and take it slow.  Don't expect her to have an orgasm, don't expect to last long, and don't fake it if you nut quick, that won't really work.  Like I said, relax, she won't laugh, she's not expecting the world.  Just be comfortable with each other and talk and enjoy it.  You'll be able to work on the rest as you go.  This is the most I've ever written in a post, so I hope this isn't an alias trolling.
Oct 14 2009 4:42AM
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skiingisballer
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nope, no alias. I appreciate your advice more than you know. thanks.
Oct 14 2009 4:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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He may just have to go Professor Chaos on you!

You said she doesn't know you are a virgin.  You haven't acted like you AREN'T a virgin though have you?
Oct 14 2009 4:46AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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General Disarray was a virgin, but I counseled him on our way to taking over the world!
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Oct 14 2009 4:52AM
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MADSCRILLA
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
If you worry to much you'll probably make yourself look stupid, just relax and be all calm and shit. you gotta take it slow, make her want it. Just use your fear to your advantage and build up the suspense a bit, tease her and shit. When your finally ready to plow just start slowly peeling her clothes off one by one. The tricky part is the bra, just pinch right where the hooks are with one hand, pops off every time, works like a charm. Once you start pulling her pants off (You may as well take the panties with them, right) make sure shes all horny and ready to go. Once your at this point, you proceed to slowly start stroking her throbbing erection.
Oct 14 2009 4:52AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
i'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Oct 14 2009 4:53AM
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CypressGrove
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ahh hahahaha
Oct 14 2009 4:56AM
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CJHski
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well this is the funniest post i have seen for awhile
Oct 14 2009 5:39AM
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feihlination
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well thats a situation all of us have encountered. the thing is, dont freak out. this is the most natural thing and even if noone has told you anything about, you would still be able to pull it off...

its not like she will kill you if shes not pleased with it the first time.
Oct 14 2009 8:54AM
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PaleCelery
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Get the trojans witht he spermicidal lube, and before you have sex take the time to put one on and make sure you can figure it out by yourself so you can put in on like a pro when it comes time.

Also, don't sweat it. The more you worry about it the more fraked out you're gonna be. Its just pussty don't be scurred!

Good luck mang.
Oct 14 2009 8:58AM
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OhMyBosh
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Practice putting a condom on a bunch of times by yourself first.

You will suck balls, and last less than 2 minutes most likely, and it will not be good sex your first time (especially if shes a virgin too), so dont get your hopes up.
Oct 14 2009 9:19AM
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Brenone
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ahahahahahha

Oct 14 2009 9:38AM
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skiunit450
Posts: 61 - Karma: 11
jack it before you go over to her house
Oct 14 2009 9:44AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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haha true. never play with a loaded gun.
Oct 14 2009 9:48AM
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turtles
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PEE IN HER BUTT
Oct 14 2009 9:56AM
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AcidKing
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you should probably first tell her you're a virgin. then buy condoms, any work. i personally prefer the trojan exstacys. know how to put it on.
Oct 14 2009 9:58AM
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TechnoPotamus
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I would also recommend letting her know that it's your first time, it will be a big weight off of your shoulders if it's out there in the open (between the two of you).

Anyway, here is my advice, go all out on the foreplay, play with her, go down on her, really put in some time on her before it gets to sex. Because it is tough to last long your first time, it will get SO MUCH EASIER your second time and so on and so forth because right now it's just a mental thing. So if you really make sure she is feeling amazing before you get to sex, overall it will just be better. Don't freak yourself out, don't be too nervous, you'll be fine, and it will only get better. So be excited! no pun intended.
Oct 14 2009 10:26AM
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.travis.
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This!  beat it a little while before, you will last a bit longer. and you should def. tell her you're a virgin. it will probably turn her on! good luck man!
Oct 14 2009 10:57AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Dude, you're supposed to nervously ask the weird 60 year old checker at Wal-Mart this question, right after you drop about six different packs of condoms onto the checkout stand with your ID.
Oct 14 2009 11:01AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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bahahahah, there are very few posts that can actually make me laugh and this is one of them +K
Oct 14 2009 11:12AM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Hahaha, this is gold. I really want to do this now, just to see what kind of reaction I would get.
Oct 14 2009 11:25AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
15 minutes...actually in her pussy? First time? Til she cums? Yea, because we all make a chick cum the first time we have sex, right?

You're high. No shot.

Shoot for 5 minutes, and pad out the time with some real deal foreplay. Be giving, be invested in her pleasure, and remember that it's supposed to be FUN!

Goodluck.
Oct 14 2009 11:28AM
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Rachy
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Don't worry about how long you last, we don't care the first time.

My best relationships, the first time we slept together the guy lasted only a few minutes. Reason for this was how absolutely excited the guy was to have sex.

Worst relationships were where the guy lasted the longest, clearly there wasn't enough there.
Oct 14 2009 11:46AM
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natedogg789435
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heeeeed these words! and make sure you roll it on the right way. don't be scared your about to become a man!
Oct 14 2009 11:49AM
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mer-man
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that made me laugh very much i love this thread
Oct 14 2009 11:51AM
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PopsicleStand
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and while most of the responses here were good, next time ask in the ladies men cult. you will get only serious responses. i already sent you an invite, there is a good sex guide stickied in there. if anyone else wants an invite to read the guide or whatever, PM one of the mods that you find listed on the cult main page. we will get you in within the day most likely.
Oct 14 2009 11:52AM
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OhioRiderSPK5
Posts: 968 - Karma: 24

dude if i was u i would just get real fucked up an start making out wit her an shit then slowly work ur way then once u know it u will be pounding the shit outta that pussy an she will have ur v-card for the rest of ur life so make sure u dont fuck it up. good luck mane

Oct 14 2009 11:55AM
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daytripper67
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yeah lets be realistic. im not gonna lie the first time i had sex i def didnt last 15 minutes. youve gotten a lot of good advice in this thread so all i can add is one more "relax!" she wont be expecting the best sex ever, just have fun

one more thing, in my experience girls are just as nervous about sex as you are. dont think she's some pro and is gonna be thinking how lousy you are or anything, she'll prob be too busy worrying that her tits are too small or some stupid shit.

have fun!
Oct 14 2009 11:55AM
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Queen_Selassie
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very true.... you should buy trojan her pleasures....think of the lady...
Oct 14 2009 12:19PM
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skiingisballer
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So your saying I should toss her a neg (negative)... say her tits are small? that there is something in her teeth? just to take down the self esteem a little. lol thats a little cruel
Oct 14 2009 12:49PM
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.travis.
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hahahahaha he is just saying she is going to be nervous too. do yourself a favor and dont say anything negative to her while she is naked. you will be a virgin forever if you do that.
Oct 14 2009 1:09PM
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Mr.Panda
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Basically, even if her nipples are bigger than the overall diameter of her breasts, don't mention it.  If her pussy, looks like a bald Eagle is using it for a nest, don't mention it.
Oct 14 2009 1:25PM
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ThaLorax
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I did! Got her get the big O too somehow.  She was quite surprised to say the least. [/claim]

It was the second and third time I didn't last more than 5 minutes though...


But yeah, make sure she knows you're a virgin beforehand. Don't worry about how long you'll last, the vast majority of people don't last long at all. Make sure you know how to put on a condom correctly and get her wet before-hand by making out for a while, fingering her, kissing around the inside of the thighs, stomach, etc.  Most importantly, have fun.
Oct 14 2009 1:26PM
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dex.
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how long you last depends of the elasticity of the vag my friend
Oct 14 2009 1:42PM
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*DrewT*
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You should let her know you're a virgin, definately don't tell her you aren't.

Foreplay is your key here cause the sex won't last that long.

Oct 14 2009 1:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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Told my current gf that I was a virgin, and when I only lasted 2 minutes the first time she just kinda giggled and said "Well, in another 5-10 minutes we can go again, and then again, and again."
Oct 14 2009 1:50PM
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ThaLorax
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I gave you your first karma for having the balls to ask this in NSG and somehow get serious answers.
Oct 14 2009 1:52PM
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Mr.Panda
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He asked at 2 AM, that's probably why.  The Pokemon and meme posters weren't on.
Oct 14 2009 1:53PM
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PaleCelery
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Yeah, only the true addicts like me.
Oct 14 2009 1:56PM
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rj.
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i was astonished
Oct 14 2009 2:07PM
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soulskier
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for starters dont refer to you member as a she
Oct 14 2009 2:13PM
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spliff.Life
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I always last A LOT longer when im stoned, this may just be me. a blaze sesh with your girl before hand could get the mood going and so on, maybe take a couple shots (dont get drunk) but just enough to loosen up your shyness. definitely do your thing at home the day of or right before you go chill with her.
Oct 14 2009 2:21PM
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casual
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Yea, using drugs and alcohol as a crutch to combat shyness/awkwardness, and as a shortcut to physical intimacy is a good plan. Both of those things work out phenomenally in the long run.

Good advice, +k.
Oct 14 2009 2:24PM
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pussymoneyweed
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im a virgin and i recently had the chance and i wasn't erallly nervous. haha don't over think it i guess

Oct 14 2009 2:29PM
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