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Totally unrelated but I totally got a stripper to pay for my cabfare in San Francisco one time on the way home from a concert. 22 dollars too.. greatest day of my life. The next weekend we went to the strip joint she came out of and saw her boobies. I totally win.
But really... just call any hotel in Las Vegas... ask the person at the desk to give you the number off one of those buisness card things that you find all over the place in that town... and badda bing badda boom you have yourself a stripper in no time.
(apparently they work in a network.. so just tell them your address, and they will call the closest escort service to you and tell them to send one over -kinda like shop-a-tron.... but for strippers - my friend in scranton, PA did this when he called one of the cards just for fun and told them to come to his address. They said they would send one but he thought it was a joke.. He was quite surprised to find a stripper at his front door like 45 minutes later whom he had to pay 35 dollars to get them to leave or else they'd call the cops on him.
We have a winner ladies and gentlemen!