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I don't think we have one but I do think we should.

I work at a hotel pool watching the pool and sending people down the slides. There are 2 slides. A few days ago I was working and a woman came up to me and asked,"which ones different?"-Facepalm

I was in government class and we had to talk about legilazation of marijuana, some girl asked if that was the same thing as weed.-Facepalm

We were talking about taking a trip to europe and it was stated that once over there we would take a bus around. A girl then asked,"How do the busses get to europe?"-Facepalm

Oct 13 2009 10:55PM
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SteezyOhio
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i went on ns to see what all the new jazz was. yet again it was a stupid fucking repost, where the searchbar was neglected in the process of making the thread- facepalm.
Oct 13 2009 10:57PM
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MN_Nice
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Holy crap i have the best facepalm of all time!!!

I read this threadClick for larger image

Oct 13 2009 10:58PM
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idontactuallyski
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settle down
Oct 13 2009 10:58PM
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excuse the hell out of me

Oct 13 2009 10:59PM
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SteezyOhio
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[URL]https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/477705/[/URL]
[URL]https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/486642/[/URL]
[URL]https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/263169/cat/127/member_id/53380/hide_header/1/[/URL]
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/257910/

Oct 13 2009 11:02PM
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SteezyOhio
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bitch titties!
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/477705/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/486642/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/263169/cat/127/member_id/53380/hide_header/1/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/257910/


NEWSCHOOLERS ISNT THE ORIGIN OF THE INTERNET!
Oct 13 2009 11:03PM
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soulskier
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:)


no homo
Oct 13 2009 11:05PM
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alright my bad dude. I dont get why everyones so stingy about this but maybe its just me
Oct 13 2009 11:06PM
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Armanzoid
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This made me facepalm today:


Messages Sent From fuckWME (Currently online):
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Date Sent: October 13 2009 23:11:47 - (not read)
fuckWME --> Armanzoid
Hey man I would be a little more careful on the internet when you got your picture and shit on the internet there's lots of crazy people out there you know you don't want to end up getting hurt so just be a little more careful you know like people dissapear and nobody finds out what happened to them its especially hard on the parents so just be careful is all I'm saying the internet isn't totally safe bro




Oct 13 2009 11:32PM
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jeremy.g
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^haha.this dude is probably gonna rape you
Oct 14 2009 12:29AM
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GORlLLA
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Hahaha what makes it even funnier is his user name
Oct 14 2009 1:08AM
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Armanzoid
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Yeah, there ain't no fucking around on the internet, shits real. You have to protect the honor of your username when some punk like me questions it.
Oct 14 2009 1:50AM
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Downtofilm
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I was on chairlift with my friend and we were talking bout school and stuff and randomly he said what if they mixed pot and weed together.
Oct 14 2009 2:12AM
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maybe he watches "to catch a predator" a little too much
Oct 14 2009 7:01PM
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T_[8ch]_C
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moar facepalm threads MOOOOAAR
Oct 14 2009 7:11PM
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Was driving around with a few girls while playing Wu Tang Clan. One of them says "didnt all of those guys die in like the 1600's?"-facepalm
Oct 14 2009 9:48PM
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souljaboy.
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facepalms are played
Oct 14 2009 9:50PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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hit her, HIT HER NOW!!!!
Oct 14 2009 9:53PM
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it was tempting
Oct 14 2009 11:01PM
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*christ*
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i just told someone i was going to fuck them hard next week and they responded with "cool story hansel" i was too shocked to even face palm
Oct 14 2009 11:22PM
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GayWolf420
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i was sitting in class today and some kid noticed my shirt that had the  logo of the freeski team im on (axis freeride btw). he asked what the logo meant and i said it was a ski team i was on. then he asked "if your a skier, doesnt that mean your a snowboarder. because skiing and snowboarding are the same thing, right?"

not only did i face palm. i wanted to slap the shit out of that kid

Oct 14 2009 11:34PM
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basedjase
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haha win. along with the post above the one im quoting.
Oct 14 2009 11:40PM
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SteezyOhio
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cool story hansel
Oct 14 2009 11:41PM
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probably should have....
Oct 14 2009 11:42PM
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*christ*
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hmmm probably should have seen that one coming.
Oct 14 2009 11:48PM
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MN_Nice
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nice comeback, hansel
Oct 15 2009 12:27PM
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JRullo
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my little bro asked me the same thing about weed and i facepalmed realy hard
Oct 15 2009 1:13PM
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nickyp
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plaid?

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Oct 15 2009 1:39PM
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O.D.S.P.
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i was at an assembely and my friend was looking for me and he thought i was someother kid so he sprayed him with some water but then he  realized it wasnt me after i txted him and he kept looking at the other kid. i facepalmed
Oct 15 2009 1:54PM
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cultrara
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In English a vocab word was labyrinth. The teacher's definition was "a maze".
the next day when she asked a student to use labyrinth he said "I was labyrinthed when i got a car for my birthday"    facepalm
Oct 15 2009 2:22PM
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MN_Nice
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haha that reply was labyrinthing
Oct 15 2009 2:36PM
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I never thought that was even somewhat confusing. maybe people are just dumb
Oct 15 2009 6:12PM
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I was in photography today and was screwing around taking pictures of some girl. She then says"Would you like a money shot?" and i ask "Do you know what that means?" she then replied "A close up?"-facepalm
Oct 15 2009 8:11PM
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daringharry.
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you funnay
Oct 15 2009 8:15PM
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erichkuss
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Wearing my I am a skier shirt my not so smart friend comes up to me and says can you teach me how to snowboard -Facepalm
Oct 15 2009 8:16PM
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seward
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hahaha

and i hope you lead her to believe it was.

then you put your weiner close up to her chin.

Oct 15 2009 8:21PM
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I thought i was getting lucky until i remembered she was kinda dumb
Oct 15 2009 8:33PM
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i told my sister that she was getting a flu shot tomorrow, and she replied "both, or just the swine one?" i facepalmed.
Oct 15 2009 8:36PM
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daringharry.
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why does that deserve a facepalm?
Oct 15 2009 8:39PM
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twin-tip-hero
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[IMG]http://rlv.zcache.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_poster-p228060760404242422t5wm_400.jpg]/IMG]

Oct 15 2009 8:43PM
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Oct 15 2009 8:43PM
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cultrara
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well there are two different shots
Oct 15 2009 9:12PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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facepalm
Oct 15 2009 9:15PM
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p-fo
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getting asked for the 5th time this week whether im going skiing this weekend after already explaining that i dont like skiing on dirt and rocks
Oct 15 2009 9:17PM
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cultrara
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read it  http://www.blancocountynews.com/news/article/21792   4th paragraph
Oct 15 2009 9:18PM
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Yeah thats what i thought
Oct 15 2009 10:16PM
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Just went to the gas station and filled up my propane tank. Went to buy a lighter and the guy asked"Can  i see your ID please?" I asked "for the propane?" the guy says "No for the lighter."- facepalm
Oct 15 2009 11:01PM
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today i pulled over to help a girl with a flat tire, i asked if she had a donut in the truck. she procedded to chew me out for making fun of her.

The other day my buddy ran out of gas on his moped. a girl we were with asked if he could just put water in it

Oct 21 2009 1:02AM
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wow i could almost guess who this is

Oct 21 2009 7:11PM
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Oct 21 2009 7:45PM
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