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Being drunk is frustrating
"dubsman i had a fn dream about you playing lacrosse or some shit... i spend too much time on ns" - ace_$
Hahahaha, him forgetting how to stand up was the best.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?
hes like a turtle
Just admiring the shape of your skull.
One too many?
If you're not crashing, you're not skiing.
I can ski fast as FUCK!
On another note, the floor of that convenience store looks fucking clean.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
HAHAHAHA....you gotta hate when that happens
that is horrible. when i first clicked, i thought it was gonna be a compilation or drunken people, not one guy stumbling! ahaha
10 minutes? to buy a 12pack? HOLY SHIT! haha
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haaa thats the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
i think something besides alcohol was in the mix here too.. booze doesn't fuck you up that bad
we live, we die, we begin, we end, that's that. that's beautiful. - crazyfuck
Joey and I were not supposed to be there because both of our parents are majorly opposed to jumping off of anything - frosted_flakes
that looked like it took a lot of effort haha
"just live a good life.....and think about it when your dead"
hes definately more than drunk haha
safety first, then teamwork
Brad: Today i learned that burgers dont have to be round.
Charlie: Didnt you learn that a couple days ago?
Brad: I relearned it.
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