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Most Calories You've Eaten in a Sitting

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connoroh
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Until recently it had been about 1400 worth of presidents choice cookies.

Last week I successfully destroyed a family box of oreos in 20 minutes, coming in at about 2700 calories.
Oct 13 2009 7:45PM
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MANDER
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i ate a full pack of Pillsbury cookie dough. it was like 1800 calories or something crazy like that. munchies always beat common sense in my book.
Oct 13 2009 7:47PM
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short_and_steezy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 18
i dont wanna know..
Oct 13 2009 7:47PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
haha yeah
Oct 13 2009 7:48PM
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Slinger1x1
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I ate an entire frozen pizza yesterday
and then i went to work and we got pizza, and i got 2 more slices

mmmmm
Oct 13 2009 7:53PM
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DirtyDiabetic
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11

3 quad stackers     3x1010 = 3030
2 herseys pies            2x310 = 620
2 medium onion rings 2x309 = 618
1 large diet coke                1x0 = 0
TOTAL CALORIES          4268    

Oct 13 2009 7:53PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

this summer chocolate milk went on sale at the local mac's convenience store.

$1 for 1.5 liters.

my companion and i decided we would see how many we could drink in 8 hours.

she got sick first, which i guess means i won, but truthfully, neither of us won. i had the shits for weeks.

either way i dont even want to think about how many calories were consumed that day.

can you shit out calories?

Oct 13 2009 7:54PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
I sat myself down at mcdonalds determined to eat 2,400 calories. i did it! i ate something like 30 mcnuggets, a couple mcchickens and a few milkshakes. oh and fries

/claim?
Oct 13 2009 7:55PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

something around 2,800.   i had 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 ranch crispy snack wraps, 2 small cokes.

felt like i was going to die after

Oct 13 2009 7:57PM
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KramerC
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way to many. Lucky when your baked you tend to forget things. Like the massive baby that needs out in the morning.
Oct 13 2009 8:00PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
hmmm . . . the pink names do not belong in an eating thread.
Oct 13 2009 8:04PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i dont want to know....

just yesterday i wasnt even hungry and i had 4 oatmeal stouts, and two fried egg/crusty french bread/bacon/sausage/cheddar cheese/maple syrup sandwiches. and i was so hungry when i was making this that i ate the rest of the bacon while cooking everything else....

and i feel like i have done worse...
Oct 13 2009 8:08PM
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notomatoplz
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gotta be up in the 3000 range, its way to easy to eat too many calories when its in the form of pizza.
Oct 13 2009 8:10PM
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PopsicleStand
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yeah that made me think...eating food, then drinking 20+beers in a sitting, then going and having a massive dennys 4thmeal...

yikes, diabetes here we come...
Oct 13 2009 8:12PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
a full rack of ribs at outback steakhouse which is 1800 calories, then a decadent chocolate cake which was like 1200 calories and then a serving of mac and cheese which was like 560 or sometihng like that.
Oct 13 2009 8:13PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
2 triple hamburgers a large frie a oreo frosty and a soda i kid you not 3270 calories
check it if you dont believe me http://www.wendys.com/food/Nutrition.jsp
Oct 13 2009 8:14PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
you must of been flushing while you poo.
Oct 13 2009 8:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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way back in high school i was super baked and put away an 8" italian sub, 2 fill plates of baked ziti, and a bag of doritos.   i did not feel good afterwards.
Oct 13 2009 8:31PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
At camp we do a huge canoe trip and after go to mcdicks. We order a shitton and the record is 5000 calories, it's intense
Oct 13 2009 8:33PM
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soulskier
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the 'big juan' from la senorita is a 4 pounds burrito, i ate one of those once, even got a free tshirt

10 tacos from taco bell, i dont want to do calorie math


and an excessive amount of food from mcdonalds
Oct 13 2009 8:37PM
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connoroh
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4 lb is way, way too much to consume in a sitting.

I'm calling shenanigans.
Oct 13 2009 8:41PM
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soulskier
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no shenanigans

you feel like shit for a while after, but life goes on
Oct 13 2009 8:55PM
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PopsicleStand
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my brother did 4 pounds of hamburger AFTER COOKING, and buzzed out like a champ. he is like a 6'3" jacked kobayashi though.
Oct 13 2009 9:01PM
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dunkaroos
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has anybody here ever been to furburger in queenstown? the burgers there are almost two times bigger than your head.
Oct 13 2009 9:02PM
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UNREAL
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Double quarter pounder - 852
McChicken - 419
6 mgnuggets - 552
Large sprite - 310
Large fries - 540
Chicken snack wrap - 340 x 2 = 680
=3353 calories
Oct 13 2009 9:04PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i'm bulimic so who cares
Oct 13 2009 9:20PM
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Franny
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2 baconators with a medium frosty.
Oct 13 2009 9:22PM
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pinguman
Posts: 185 - Karma: 302

girls dominate us in this category.

Jizz has a lot of calories. just sayin.

Oct 13 2009 9:48PM
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BootySpunk.
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I've eaten whole bags of doritos in a sitting along with eating a shit ton of other food. I get super munchies randomly throughout the day
Oct 13 2009 9:50PM
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Desired_Name
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
I ate like 6 McDoubles in a sitting, but I feel I burnt them all off in the 6 hour seizure that proceeded.
Oct 13 2009 10:06PM
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Ryan10271
Posts: 78 - Karma: 15

Fact Check Mother Fucker!!!!!

Jizz has under 10 calories per, well, serving size.

Oct 13 2009 10:12PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
no wonder your name is diabetic.

anyway, i really dont eat more than like 1500 calories a day, and not a lot of shit food; so probably not much.
Oct 13 2009 10:15PM
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InitialG
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 14
I've made some smothered breakfast burritos that probably had a few days worth of calories in them.
Oct 13 2009 10:18PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I had two slices of pork tenderloin and some mashed potatoes tonight

probably amounted to a whopping 400 calories or so? And mannnn was it filling........
Oct 13 2009 10:19PM
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idontactuallyski
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2,349,856,723,946,529,734,652,793,465,907,483,659,834,658,923,465,724,657,234,674,679,341,456.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Oct 13 2009 10:51PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
whats with all this fast food stuff?!

i just ate my weight in celery
Oct 13 2009 10:56PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
how many calories do you get from eating out a super fat chick im guessing like 10,000 so prob that
Oct 13 2009 11:01PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
nice nice.

i have no clue what mine is, but most likely from attacking a bag of oreos, or mcdonalds, or some deep dish pizza.

you could get a ton from eating the deluxe breafasts at mcdonalds...
Oct 13 2009 11:04PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
however many calories there are in 1700 grams of meat
Oct 13 2009 11:04PM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,244
either

1 full blueberry pie that had 2400 calories + 2 chocolate bars (200x2) + half a cake (1800 cals)

=4600 calories (over about 45 minutes)


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4 double cheeseburgers, 2 mcdicks apple pies, and a large smarty mcflurry (dunno how much this is but i bet at least a couple thousand)
Oct 13 2009 11:11PM
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corona
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about 3000 actually
Oct 13 2009 11:14PM
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chicken
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There was one point where I was eating like 5000 calories a day and was loosing weight too fast, so (by doctor recommendation) ate like 2500 calorie meals for like a week straight, to get my body fat good again.

I think my record that week was a double big mac with bacon, double chesseburger , supersize milkshake, supersize fries and two apple pies. The milkshake was the hardest to down, holy shit that was a fun meal.
Oct 13 2009 11:59PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
4 junior chickens
4 bacon cheese burgss
1 redbulll
1 bag of sweet chilli heat chips

i dont wanna add up but im pretty sure its alot
Oct 14 2009 12:05AM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
one time i failed a chem test so i skipped swim practice and at 2 out of 3 rows of oreos in a box... all while crying. it was a bad day.
Oct 14 2009 12:09AM
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hotdog.garbage
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Oct 14 2009 12:38AM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
damn
Oct 14 2009 12:50AM
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Dukeybrains
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Don't lie to the bitches like that! You're gonna make em not wanna suck dick  ...or swallow best part man  come on
Oct 14 2009 1:08AM
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doGelyst
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last time I had to call in sick from work, just stayed under the blanket on the couch, played video games, and ate an entire box of donuts.
Oct 14 2009 2:08AM
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Dan.
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so I tried to do a challenge at a local restaurant once, and failed. but i got maybe 3/4s of the way through this badboy, and then more or less passed out at the table. but after a few minutes of searching the internet, I found pictures from a guy who did finish...

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Oct 14 2009 4:54AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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on more than one occasion ive had the 10 taco meal from taco bell which rings in at 2100 calories.  Probably not the most because i've ate huge amounts of shit food while stoned, but it's the best example I could easily reference.
Oct 14 2009 5:08AM
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notomatoplz
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now that you mentions the beers i just roughly calculated my greatest calorie consumption in one sitting to be roughly 4200 cals. (large chicken pizza and 6 beer)
Oct 14 2009 9:55AM
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