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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Do I have a deal for you, I present, Bumpits.

Why spend $100 on a salon for your wedding day, just buy this plastic thing. Fast and inexpensive! Don't want to go through all that kemo so you can look like you ha ve a growth on your skull? Bumpit!

Wimminz be crazy.


Oct 13 2009 1:36PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i think it makes girls look like they have alien heads.
Oct 13 2009 1:41PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
couldn't have said that any better
Oct 13 2009 1:52PM
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Stallis-good
Posts: 190 - Karma: 22
what happens when your gettin it on and dude pulls the bumpit out?
total mood kill
Oct 13 2009 2:00PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
These are terrible. I can't wait until I see my first one.....on somebody...a big plastic thing hanging off her head....exposed....
Oct 13 2009 2:08PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Bumpits ha NOTHING on Snuggie for Dogs.

Oct 13 2009 2:08PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
^^Apparently you can get snuggies at your local target / zellers / etc. now. No longer mailorder only. that pretty much means theyve lost their exclusivity. not nearly as cool.
Oct 13 2009 2:15PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
You can get those at like bed bath and beyond..I saw an entire aisle dedicated to them. Pretty sure those are something only people that could be found on peopleofwalmart would wear.
Oct 13 2009 3:26PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Please God tell me you will go to all the threads I have ever made and do this, I will thoroughly enjoy it.
Oct 13 2009 10:12PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
why don't you just punch a bitch in the head and give her a nice bump instead? same looking result...
Oct 13 2009 10:59PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
im gonna get one
Oct 13 2009 11:35PM
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