1. we take what's basically an elevator up the hill so we can move our feet back and fourth and maybe shake our hips a little (spinning) down the hill
2. we like to wear xxxxl clothing (usually for big people)
3. during the off season, we sit on our computer all day.
NOT SAYING THAT SKIING ISNT FUN, WHICH IT VERY MUCH IS.****
but would you agree that thats kind of true??