i also have a pizza story.
me and my mom were in pizza pizza and going to pick up our order. the person in front of us also had an order that she called. in. so i guess the pizza people made it early and put it in a warmer bag. the guy must have put the pizza in upside down cause the guy is like "here is your pizza mam" and opens the box and all of the topping was like stuck to the roof of the box!
the lady like flipped a bitch when she saw it.
I work in a kayak shop and this one lady called and wanted to know whether or not she could paddle around on the river and come back to the spot she started. No mam there is a current and rapids.
Wait it isnt calm?
No. so it doesnt run in a circle.
OH wow. nvm then
Me: “Um, that’s flattering. Are you okay?”
Customer: “I wanna be your boyfriend!”