1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. www.neoncandyheadwear.com
i work at starbucks. i have people ask me every day to pour out some of the coffee that they asked for "black" so they have room for milk. they probably have someone hold their hand when they take a shit too. you cant have it that bad,