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Stupidest arguments you've ever had with your girl?

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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
My girlfriend wanted some help making cupcakes for this girl at work. Who shes like aww she doesn't have any family around and only a few friends. And her birthday was today I wanna make it up and make some cupcakes for her!

So I go out and do the damn thing. White cup cakes, with good ass chocolate frosting. And some chocolate sprinkles, and since it is christmas time all they have is a buncha fucking halloween and christmas colors and some other kinds. So I grab the green sprinkles.

Next thing I know shes crying because the cupcakes look like poop or something and the chocolate sprinkles don't accent well enough and are not as vibrant as she would like.

So I go back to the store and get some colored sprinkles. And these are the small like...pebble kind. And these suck balls too because they aren't big and they get stuck in your teeth, and they needed to be really colorful.

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yoooooo. SETTLE YOUR SPRINKLE DOWN GIRL. Now Im on NS here bitchin bout it.
Oct 9 2009 12:48AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
i didn't want to walk all the way across the community to her friend's house and she got mad at meh.. it's not my fault.. i was born lazy and it was so fucking cold
Oct 9 2009 8:58PM
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Morgen.
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 62

im gona admit right now i've freaked out over dumb things.

BUT! i've had guys freak out over stupid things as well so it's not all girls.

Oct 9 2009 9:27PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
everything that happens during that amazing week every month..... fuckin rediculous but i try to understand i guess
Oct 9 2009 10:16PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
They DO become pretty horny during that time though.  I think this is the second time I have said this too.
Oct 9 2009 10:31PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
my EX girlfriend and i once got into an argument over whether she was being too nice to some co-worker who kept taking advantage of her at work, constantly switching shifts etc.

basically, it ended 3 days later after destroying a 2 year+ relationship, driving me to suicidal thoughts, and assuring that she and i can never even be in the same general area as each other, let alone within sight, or talking distance.

ok, so there may have been a few other problems, but nonetheless, this was the starting point.
Oct 9 2009 10:49PM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 1,232
who has been to a better party. shit is so gay
Oct 10 2009 2:00AM
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mtsteez03
Posts: 748 - Karma: 122
fuck bitches get money!!!
Oct 10 2009 3:22AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
my girlfriend and i have the right vs. wrong argument mentioned before. im not the type of person to let something go if i know i am right and neither is she.

like last night she was saying that in notorious he is played by his son when he is older, i said no his son is the young one who plays him when he is like 12, im usually persistent and she tells me to shut the fuck up and that she hates when i think im right. i waited til the end of the movie when the credits were rolling to show her that i was correct, she was asleep.

oh, and girls dont like if you criticize their driving either(ex. you are tailgating that person horribly in a 50 mph zone, you dont have the right of way when making a left hand turn at a light and you are going to get me tboned, etc....)
Oct 11 2009 1:11PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
sorry bout the misuse, i know better, promise

but i've had that same argument with a girl and she told me i was shallow for saying "if you were ugly i wouldnt be with you"
Oct 11 2009 11:40PM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
ahahaha this is so true. Guys don't like hearing it either tho, it's irritating all around haha
Oct 11 2009 11:51PM
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blackwallstreetd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10

when i first started going out with my girl i wouldn't argue back so we got into an arguement before because i dont argue enough.

Oct 12 2009 10:06AM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364

her "Chuck Norris is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ahhh-mazing"

me "um no?"

her "then you must not know who HE is"

me "name a movie he's in"

her"umm, ultimate showdown on youtube"

me "thats a stupid animation"

her "you must not have every seen it!"

me "................"

goes on and on

Oct 12 2009 10:38AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
where to start......
Oct 12 2009 10:45AM
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skibum2292
Posts: 398 - Karma: 9
umm i'd say any and all conversations. no offense to you ladies. the girls at my school are annoying and stupid.
Oct 12 2009 11:13AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
that skiing is more dangerous than horseback riding
Oct 12 2009 11:17AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
the "she thinks I'm mad at her argument" when I'm not at all, which in turn makes me mad and arguments arise because she thinks I am...
Oct 12 2009 11:23AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I broke up with a guy once cause his family and friends all referred to me as WGR as in White Girl Rachel. He was Filipino as were a lot of his friends.... I just couldn't handle it anymore. He thought that I was crazy after that.

Many girls are pretty crazy when it comes to guys though.

My best friend broke up with this girl after he caught her doing coke in his bathroom about 6 months after having brain surgery from getting meningitis. I agreed with him entirely on that one... she had issues.
Oct 12 2009 11:50AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
who had a nicer ass.
Oct 12 2009 12:16PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
" since it is christmas time all they have is a buncha fucking halloween and christmas colors " i lol'ed
Oct 12 2009 12:31PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
For my ex girls birthday I took her out downtown to a nice restaurant, I invited all her close friends to come down and meet us there as a surprise. You know, so she can be with everyone who cares about her for her birthday dinner (her parents already took her out a previous night).

Dinner was pretty good, the night went smoothly, but later that week she starts moaning about how I didn't take her out for her birthday, I forget her exact words but her point was that I should have taken her out twice, once with her friends and once just the two of us.


UUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH
Oct 12 2009 1:20PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
ill admit i've had my moments of stupid freakouts.

nothing like the poop cupcakes though thats pretty funny
Oct 12 2009 1:27PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
long distance relationship here. and we usually schedule meetings around her because she is the busy one and well she has had a lot of time off recently for some reason or other and this month has been my most busy month with having planed ski premieres and trips with my friends and such and so she feels that i am not putting any effort into being with her. pisses me off that we always plan things around her and this one month of our two year relationship things have to be planned around me.
Oct 12 2009 2:22PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
I feel like a dick for saying it and i dont know the exact cricumstances...

but i would say that the problem is the fact that it is a long distance relationship, not the fact that you cant coordinate planning.
Oct 12 2009 2:56PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
obviously long distant relationships create problems but it hasnt been a real problem like this when i wasnt so busy.
Oct 12 2009 3:01PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
threads
Oct 12 2009 3:49PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
HI IM NICHOLAS AND IM ALWAYS WRONNNGGG!!
Oct 12 2009 9:03PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Usually our stupidest arguments occur when she's emotional, and I'm defensive. Her being overly emotional pisses me off, and makes me assume that she's automatically wrong, thus making me defensive, and me being defensive sends her through the roof, so things can get messy when this happens. Fortunately both of us know this, so it's pretty rare. Times where this has happened anyways and we've gotten into dumb arguments include...

1. Me jokingly teasing her about being bad at advertising the tattoo shop she works at when she talks to people in front of one of my friends, leading her to accuse me of acting differently (read: like a douchebag) when I'm with certain people.
2. Me saying that this bag of used tampons I had to dump out at work was really gross, while she was on her period. Horrible decision.

Those are the only really big arguments I can remember besides really little ones that blew over in under a few minutes. We usually work things out pretty easily, but these blew up because of the circumstances I described in the beginning.
Oct 12 2009 9:18PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
If I would still love her if she shaved her head, she's done it before so it was no idle threat.

Basically anything when she's PMSing will piss her off.  (Long distance relationship) so, me talking to girls, me being friends with girls, me riding in a girls car, me having a girls phone number, her chilling in some dudes dorm alone with him, how I'm really really sexist, just lots of stupid shit. 
Oct 12 2009 9:28PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Yeah, but if you bring the period up, you're a raging sexist and deserve to be verbally raped for your transgression. Mine isn't nearly that bad but she does get sensitive when she's on her period and I have absolutely no business bringing that up. She always comes around though, and admits she was being irrational if it gets too bad.
Oct 13 2009 9:54AM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
this happens all the time
Oct 13 2009 10:33AM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
dont get me started!
Oct 13 2009 11:05AM
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AcidKing
Posts: 284 - Karma: 10
Few days ago I was smoking with my friends. I decided to stop by and pick her up to go on a bowl run. She smoked with us then we dropped her back off at work. She called later asking if I could come by and give her a bowl. I only had 1 and I was just about to smoke it so I told her that. She asked if I could smoke it with her and the other person she works with. I said no, it's a small bowl, which it really is.

My friend had a sack he was supposed to sell though so I offered her the "if you can get $5 I'll get you a 10 sack from him because he can only sell it." She got really pissed off and wouldn't talk to me for the night, saying I was selfish and stuff.


Then last night she called me from work and said "You know if you really do love me, you'd go and get me Arby's for me and my friend."

The closest Arby's is 40 miles+ from my house, I have no money to even buy Arby's, and I didn't have enough gas to get in my car.


We argue over some stupid shit, thats not even half of it.

She got jealous and angry at me because I gave some girl my phone number. The girl I gave my number to I've known since 4th grade, we've been friends since then and she lost her phone so needed my number. Her reason was because I was "flirting" with her. I could never date this girl in my life, we talked about it before I was dating my girl friend and we both agreed that it wouldn't work.
 
Oct 13 2009 11:23AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahaha, that's so fucking annoying... the worst is when it skips even those steps and you're in trouble for something you're absolutely fucking clueless about, and have no knowledge about whatsoever.
Oct 13 2009 11:23AM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
SMoking the green.
Oct 13 2009 11:43AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
the only arguments we've had are fake ones, like who is more awesome (he is)
or whether ensiferum is better than amon amarth. I pretend to get angry at him when he says the album The Avenger sucks too.
it's almost impossible to make me angry
Oct 13 2009 11:56AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
she knows my ns password too so we fight about this sometimes.
Oct 13 2009 12:05PM
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commander2984
Posts: 859 - Karma: 39
talking shit on my german shepards and then getting a pug and bein a pure offended when i say its a rat



**For the record the pug lasted less than a month before she gave it away cause it was too ratty and needy
Oct 13 2009 12:05PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
her: "Serge youre just too mellow some days and then somedays youre just normal and then other days you have all this energy and i dont get it! how can i deal with someone like that?!"

me: "i dunno. like my friends do?"

her: "so now im just a friend to you?"

needless to say i was a tad frazzled by that.
Oct 13 2009 2:43PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Not really an argument but she got mad at me for sniffing her hair the way Tony Montana snifes the cocaine at the end of Scarface.  Can you blame me though?  It smells like fucking strawberries.
Oct 13 2009 3:28PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
she knows my ns password too so we fight about this sometimes

compulsive liar
Oct 13 2009 7:08PM
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KramerC
Posts: 619 - Karma: 21
^change your password. She shouldnt be going through your shit anyways. Sounds like a crazy bitch.
Oct 13 2009 7:17PM
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natedogg789435
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me: you should get a job a subway

girl: why?

me: so you can learn how to do your job the right way



Oct 13 2009 7:18PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
regarding my ex:
so she was pissed that i was gone every weekend skiing last season
i told her skiing was more important to me than some girl, and she told me that was stupid and tried to argue that she should be more important.

dumbest fight ever, of course skiing is more important


my new lady will supposedly be cool with it this weekend, but we shall see
Oct 13 2009 7:18PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
this winter***
Oct 13 2009 7:19PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
yeah brah if my bitch was fuxing wit mah newschoolers i'd curbstomp her ass real fast..















seriously though, if theres one place my girlfriend could invade my privacy mercilessly and not piss me off, it'd be NS.
Oct 13 2009 7:32PM
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Remora
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
WAIT a second.

Who the fuck jerks off on a plane by himself?

Weirdo.
Oct 13 2009 10:16PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Pssh, I've totally done that. One hour drive. Three hours waiting around a shitty airport with your parents. One hour to get off the fucking ground. Six hours in the air. Nothing to do. At all. And I consider myself a pretty overly horny person as is, but back when I was 16-17... Yeah. Those semen weren't gonna release themselves...
Oct 14 2009 10:46AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
its fucking newschoolers i dont care if she sees what i say its a public forum in the first place, if i didnt want her to see it i wouldnt write it. shes not crazy or a bitch at all.
Oct 14 2009 12:32PM
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KramerC
Posts: 619 - Karma: 21
seems like you guys must have a immature relationship if you need to be checking up on each other.
Oct 14 2009 12:43PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60

she doesnt check up on mer she just likes to cruise the site on my account for cults and shit and happen upons things sometimes that cause arguments.

its not like she goes through my phone and crazy shit like that.

i dont remember asking you for relationship advice, or your judgement so you can stuff it in a sack.

Oct 14 2009 9:36PM
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