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Stupidest arguments you've ever had with your girl?

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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
My girlfriend wanted some help making cupcakes for this girl at work. Who shes like aww she doesn't have any family around and only a few friends. And her birthday was today I wanna make it up and make some cupcakes for her!

So I go out and do the damn thing. White cup cakes, with good ass chocolate frosting. And some chocolate sprinkles, and since it is christmas time all they have is a buncha fucking halloween and christmas colors and some other kinds. So I grab the green sprinkles.

Next thing I know shes crying because the cupcakes look like poop or something and the chocolate sprinkles don't accent well enough and are not as vibrant as she would like.

So I go back to the store and get some colored sprinkles. And these are the small like...pebble kind. And these suck balls too because they aren't big and they get stuck in your teeth, and they needed to be really colorful.

Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yoooooo. SETTLE YOUR SPRINKLE DOWN GIRL. Now Im on NS here bitchin bout it.
Oct 9 2009 12:48AM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
hahaha this is the best!! i can just see someone sobbing hysterically and saying "the sprinkles....the sprinkles!"

your a pretty indulgent boyfriend though wow.... most ppl i know wouldnt have gone to the store the first time much less the second...


Oct 9 2009 12:52AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
i just went to the kitchen and got myself a glass of water.  apparently any time I do that I need to make sure I get one for her too.
Oct 9 2009 12:52AM
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Desired_Name
Posts: 119 - Karma: 18
Im sorry, I hope you meant to be funny because I cant stop laughing. If not, sorry about the poop cupcakes.
Oct 9 2009 12:54AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I take up too much space on the pillow.  I have a bit of a big head.
Oct 9 2009 12:57AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i think i remember drew or someone talking about how their girl was convulsing in tears for like 3 hours because he ate the last bagel that she was saving for breakfast. im not sure if it was a real story or an example though...
Oct 9 2009 1:00AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
once i was talking to this girl before school and i was really tired and said something about cellulose and she thought i said cellulite. i somehow found myself in an argument with her about how fat she was(she was not fat at all) and almost left crying.
Oct 9 2009 1:01AM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
Had a chance to up my mile high club status from solo division to premier fleet, we were in the last row, half empty plane. She got pissed because I took window. Bitches be crazy.
Oct 9 2009 1:05AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk.
Oct 9 2009 1:06AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
So many haha, ill try and remember the keepers and post them up later
Oct 9 2009 1:12AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
Stupid arguements are whether or not she's hot.

blah blah blah, i'm so ugly...
sorry babe, if you were ugly I wouldn't be going out with you.
Oct 9 2009 1:15AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
never had a girl

but my fucking sister decided to convince me that i shouldn't ski anymore
Oct 9 2009 1:17AM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
hahaha the things that set a girl off during their "special time"
Oct 9 2009 1:18AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
why the fuck are you with this bitch
Oct 9 2009 1:27AM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

not that many stupid ones have happened to me. but once she got mad at me for being wrong about something stupid. she was like i hate it when you think your right but your wrong! and i was like yeah, to be wrong in the first place you have to think your right. than she was like well than dont be wrong next time! and she was completely serious. she actually ended up breaking up with me, and we had been going out for 2 years.

Oct 9 2009 2:11AM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
hahahah
Oct 9 2009 2:18AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
called her a cunt a few times and that didnt go over well
Oct 9 2009 2:19AM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
classic!
Oct 9 2009 2:29AM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
thats horrible
Oct 9 2009 2:41AM
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Mayer
Posts: 139 - Karma: 22
Did that one to. Gotta start think about what I'm going to say before I say it!
Oct 9 2009 3:20AM
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FullyTilted
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
(forcing her head down to my crotch region)
"please?"
shit blew up from there.  i don't see her much anymore.
Oct 9 2009 3:23AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
95% of all arguments I'd say
Oct 9 2009 3:58AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
i asked my girl if she scraped or cut her forehead because there was a red spot on it, it turned out it was a little, tiny pimple. by the way she never get pimples anywhere, she probably has had like 5 in whole life. but anyway she flipped out and started crying because i pointed it out and made it look like it was a bloody cut.
Oct 9 2009 4:43AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
My girlfriend got mad at me when we were driving cauz someone cut us off and i said it was probably a chinease old woman.
Oct 9 2009 8:01AM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
so wait you spanked it on a plane before?
Oct 9 2009 8:22AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
FAA is not gonna like that.  Get yourself on a terrorist watch list or something
Oct 9 2009 8:30AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i quit dating crazy girls a long time ago.
Oct 9 2009 9:21AM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Girls are all crazy at one point or another
Oct 9 2009 9:26AM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
haha sigd
Oct 9 2009 9:40AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
this.
Oct 9 2009 10:02AM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
the truth has been spoken
Oct 9 2009 10:25AM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
shes still got

DAT ASSSSSSSS
Oct 9 2009 10:26AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
My ex got mad at me for having her spend the night and leaving too early in the morning. Obviously it was a powder day, you think I'm going to stay and cuddle when there's a foot of fresh?
Oct 9 2009 1:25PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
This is why it pays to have a significant other that is a skier or snowboarder.
Oct 9 2009 1:30PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
She boarded, but I'm not going to wait for her ass to get up. Hence the ex.
Oct 9 2009 1:35PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Oh, damn, that sucks.
Oct 9 2009 1:36PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

WELL. My girlfriend asked me if I would still date her if she gained 500 pounds.

My answer was leaning towards no being the honest person I am. Anyways she proceeds to make me feel like shit, and to get out of the mess I say, " I feel really bad", she replies

" So its my fault...."

WTF

Oct 9 2009 2:09PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"Like, everybody in the middle east should just like, die."

I didn't let that conversation go too far.
Oct 9 2009 3:12PM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
i had a half hour long argument with my girlfriend yesterday. she wouldnt believe that my diesel truck doesnt take real gas, but that it takes diesel fuel. then once i convinced her of that she went on to tell me that it isnt possible for me to get 21 miles per gallon because i have a big truck. girls make me unhappy some times
Oct 9 2009 3:21PM
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12
The hills sucks. Get out. What? GTFO!
Oct 9 2009 3:31PM
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TheHundreds
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
Not taking a cab home because my friend was coming to pick us up from the bar was a recent one.
Oct 9 2009 4:44PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
i shit you not that made me laugh so hard
Oct 9 2009 4:50PM
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erickbrettson
Posts: 335 - Karma: 64
woah, woah, woooooah! why are you the one going to the kitchen?
shouldn't she be the one in already in there?
or
WHY IN THE FUCK IS SHE OUTTA THE KITCHEN!!!
Oct 9 2009 5:23PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29

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Hahaha really?

Oct 9 2009 5:27PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
^ wow... lol my bad NS... haha
Oct 9 2009 5:29PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
texted a girl a pic of the taco bell fire sauce that said "will you marry me" and she flipped at me because she has a boyfriend. calm down.... nobody wants to marry you any ways... especially your boyfriend. he is gay. y the hell r you going out with him
Oct 9 2009 5:42PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
your so shallow
Oct 9 2009 5:46PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1678 - Karma: 1,101
hahah you loner scott, and fuck heidi, ski all the time
Oct 9 2009 6:07PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
My girlfriend wrote a 4 page paper on my computer yesterday and then when she went to save it, it asked her if she would like to replace the existing version, she click no and then closed out the paper.  Needless to say the paper was gone and some how it went from being "your stupid computers fault"  to "I cant believe you lost my whole paper"  all i did was watch sportscenter and drink some oj how the fuck did i lose your paper???
Oct 9 2009 6:50PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
you're*

and yes, i'm sorry to say it, but nearly everyone needs to be attracted to someone physically to have some sort of relationship. If you don't, then good for you.
Oct 9 2009 8:42PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
i would teach her how to use a computer.
Oct 9 2009 8:52PM
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